QuacksO's definitions

pass-along hug

Refers to da pleasant and amusing scenario whereby you give a much-liked individual one or more "extra" hugs (i.e., in addition to da one you're giving him as a warm farewell gesture) as you're saying goodbye to him, and ask him to "store them away" or "set them aside" for later "distribution" among specified other mutual friends and/or members of his family whom you also have warm affectionate feelings for, and whom he will likely see in person somewhat sooner than you will.

One of da most common occasions where a pass-along hug is administered would be at da end of a pleasant interaction between a starry-eyed dude and da parent/sibling of a nice girl whom he adores but who is not present at da time dat said hugs are doled out, and so said family member jovially agrees to give said blinky-eyed damsel a huge "squeezy" embrace himself da next time he sees her, and smilingly tell her dat said loving arms-around was from her "main squeeze".

by QuacksO January 16, 2023

job enterview

A meeting with a potential new female employee where the male company-rep either has oral/vaginal sex with --- i.e., "enters" --- said position-seeking chick, or "seeks a position" of his own by "doing the 69" with her and sticking his face between her legs to get a good "view" of her "entrance", while she simultaneously performs a "job" on his behalf --- i.e., gives him fellatio and/or jerks him off.

Monica Blewinsky had already been hired for a good while before Slick WIllie asked her to pleasure his "willy", and so what they did could not really have been called a "job enterview". However, one could indeed conceivably "view" Willie's putting his willy between Monica's lips and sliding it up inside of her mouth to get a blowJOB as being a part of Monica's "job", in that it was during her working hours that Willie "entered" her mouth, and also got a good "view" of her tits and vagina while he played with them.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

encoors

A couple of Silver Bullet "beer chasers" that you down after partaking of the "main event" ("somethin' tall and strong" that you'd asked the bartender to whip up for you while you're "wastin' away again in Margaritaville").

Alan Jackson: I'm feeling kinda woozy after that "hurricane" cocktail that I just drank --- at a moment like this, I can't help but wonder, "What would Jimmy Buffett do?"
Jimmy Buffett: Funny you should ask, Alan --- I'd recommend a couple of encoors... nuthin' like good ol' ice-cold Silver Bullets to make you "feel all right" again!

by QuacksO March 28, 2017

harassassin

A.k.a. "assholeassin". A hired exterminator of fellow humans who brings about the demise of his marks by behaving like such an intolerable jerk that the stressed-out unfortunate eventually commits suicide in order to escape said obnoxious persecution.

One should take care how he treats his fellow humans --- like they say, you never know what battles someone else is fighting, and so some people could be "pushed over the edge" by even minor;y-upsetting actions/attitudes on the part of another. Many a cranky schoolteacher, headmaster, stepmother/mother-in-law, etc. has been a literal harassassin, often without even being aware of it at the time.

by QuacksO May 6, 2019

asstronomy

A scientific study of da particular positions of various people's behinds.

I use a high-flying drone over a nude beach to map out da asstronomy below; naturally, at any given moment I can only reference da positions of folks who currently happen to be lying on their stomachs.

by QuacksO December 22, 2021

rectifry

A bungling attempt to alleviate a problem or malfunction, but which ends up just completely destroying said problematic object/situation, or making matters infinitely worse.

Angus MacGyver's alter-ego, MacGruber, is infamous for his rectifrying any situation he is faced with.

by QuacksO April 14, 2019

deaficit

Da amount dat one's hearing-capability is lacking.

Da term "deaficit" can also sarcastically refer to da "degree of better" dat someone CAN hear as compared to how much those around him WISH he could --- i.e., they wish he was significantly MORE hard-of-hearing than he actually is, so dat they could put more over on him. Da infamous joke about da old fella wif his new hearing-aid --- who had changed his will several times due to his actually knowing what his young descendants were clandestinely saying about him behind his back --- comes to mind here as an excellent example!

by QuacksO December 23, 2023