A law dat states dat you hafta wait a while and/or have a background check before you are permitted to aggravate others, bring up "sore subjects" wif dem, etc.
Certain people habitually seem to really irk those around them 24/7, so I wonder if they're in violation of da Abradey Bill?!
by QuacksO January 20, 2022
Get the Abradey Billmug. The "extra chance" or "new lease on life" that you get each time the revolver clicks harmlessly on an empty chamber when playing Russian roulette.
Revolving credit only works for so long, and then you eventually get hit by the door on your way through --- that really happened, y' know --- a revolving door actually "pancaked" and smashed someone between the shattered glass panels! You can look up "Freak Accident With Glass Revolving Door" on YouTube.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
Get the revolving creditmug. Unwarranted strong-arm behavior caused by the perpetrator's having imbibed too much coffee and/or malted beverages.
I have lower-than-normal inhibitions and an inherent tendency to resentfully lash out as it is, so I avoid caffeine and alcohol like the plague, since I am concerned that I might then commit brewtality if someone upset me.
by QuacksO March 16, 2022
Get the brewtalitymug. Da humorous "addendum remark" dat ya write after texting a sarcastic/silly remark, to let your message's recipient know dat you were merely kidding around wif him.
Me: Zheeeesh... dat sure was some blizzard we had last night --- da trees and bushes are all covered wif snow!
You: I see dat --- well, it should perfect weather to put on a bathing suit and charge headlong into da underbrush!
Me: Iz you plumb-insane??? I'd get all cold and wet wif da fresh snow deluging down on my bare skin!!!
You: I knooooowwwwwww....!!! Juss flippin' yer switchiz, Dude... (wink, tongue-out emoticons)
Me: Smart-a**!! :P :P
You: I see dat --- well, it should perfect weather to put on a bathing suit and charge headlong into da underbrush!
Me: Iz you plumb-insane??? I'd get all cold and wet wif da fresh snow deluging down on my bare skin!!!
You: I knooooowwwwwww....!!! Juss flippin' yer switchiz, Dude... (wink, tongue-out emoticons)
Me: Smart-a**!! :P :P
by QuacksO March 23, 2019
Get the Juss flippin' yer switchizmug. What a cat does by eating cheese and then hiding silently near a mouse-hole for a furry varmint to come out looking for da source of da delicious aroma.
Garfield is shown to easily catch multiple mice --- i.e., one underneath each foot --- without even trying very hard, and so it's possible dat he was "waiting with baited breath", and so da mice just flocked to him. Or of course, it could also merely be dat said speedy specimens of omnivorous opportunity have learned by now dat said tubby tabby never actually eats da mice he catches or otherwise harms them in any way, and so they are less watchful 'n' wary around Jon's house than they might be in other people's domiciles where da resident felines actually may hunt said rodents for real.
by QuacksO February 26, 2024
Get the waiting with baited breathmug. by QuacksO November 21, 2023
Get the alpoplexymug. Looking forward to fun 'n' games in Tijuana is perfectly fine, but please realize dat loads of other tourists may have similar Mexpectations, as well, and so whatever delights you're going there for may be either very pricey, in short supply, and/or only accessible after waiting in line for extended periods.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
Get the Mexpectationsmug.