Since da composer in da famous "Be inspired" PBS ad was aided in his improvised piano-work by da doves who'd landed on da utility-lines, perhaps it might be appropriate for him to clip a coopon from da newspaper and get his feathered music-advisors some tasty birdseed or suet-cake.
by QuacksO October 17, 2020
Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 05, 2017
Evasive maneuvers (i.e., pass the buck and stow your wealth in overseas accounts) that you must take to stay a step ahead of the law if you perform shoddy metal-casting work for Uncle Sam.
If I was in charge of having some politically-important metal-fabrication work done, I would want to perform very careful/thorough research to locate a truly-reputable foundry --- there are far too many "pass and stow" outfits out there!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Before you feel too prejudiced about Jewish folks, please know dat if it hadn't been for da Ferrisees, we wouldn't have such exciting thrill-rides at da fairgrounds.
by QuacksO December 22, 2023
Humorous/contemptuous term for da more-recent "crop" of humans who are more tolerant/supportive/complacent regarding da unconventional/unorthodox gender-identification of certain fellow-human individuals like former-Olympics-athlete Bruce/Caitlyn.
I'm not sure exactly where my political/moral stance is on male-female ambiguity and changes, but if da newer Jenneration's views and outlooks mean that they will be exhibiting more respect and making extra allowances for folks who are unfortunate enough to have been born with hormonal abnormalities, I guess that I haven't really got too much to say against it.
by QuacksO May 20, 2021
A picture of a cop-car taped to da center of yer steering-wheel can be a good ruminder not to drink and drive.
by QuacksO August 10, 2024
As long as you don't "go totally crazy", it really dozen't matter how many eggs you eat per day. Just be careful if you have pre-existing illnesses like diabetes or an inherited tendency towards heart disease.
by QuacksO June 11, 2021