QuacksO's definitions

headlines

(1) Da unsightly creases dat can get permanently etched into your forehead if you frown too much.
(2) Da assorted "depth-indicators" --- i.e., residue-rings of body-fluids --- dat appear at various points along da length of a guy's cock dat show how far a girl went down on him at da various stages of her giving him a blowjob.

It's always a good idea healthwise to have a shower after a "hot 'n' heavy" session wif a hot chick, but it also can be super-effective at washing away da "evidence" of said steamy encounter, so dat no subsequent intimacy-partner will observe any tell-tale "headlines" on yer lulu and therefore be tipped off dat you've been "gettin' some on da side" prior to your dropping yer trousers for her.

by QuacksO December 9, 2023

exorbuttant

Refers to either of two posterior-related statuses:
(1) An excessively-large behind, or
(2) An excessively-high reimbursement dat a gal charges males for access to said delightful squeezable pillowy two-sector blob of protoplasm.

Da more exorbuttant a female is, da less exorbuttant her "price" is likely to be, since conceivably most guys prefer a firm round small-to-moderate-sized tushy, and so they don't really care all that much a huge squishy flabby floppy thing"back there" anyway.

by QuacksO April 23, 2022

tackymeter

Not to be confused with its kissing cousins tachymeter (measures distance) and tachometer (measures engine-speed), this GPS-oriented dashboard-mounted instrument informs you of how tacky your vehicle will appear to other humans in your current locale.

Depending on the predominant type of folks in a given area, your insipid-styled '86 Pontiac 6000 sedan could be judged as "tacky" or "rad". Portable tackymeters are also available for wearing on your belt or slipping into your pocket if you are simply on foot instead of driving, so that you can know how favorably your attire or physical appearance will "sit" with the majority of the locals.

by QuacksO March 8, 2018

delinquincy

Irresponsible behavior in da Boston area.

Whether or not going topless in public is legal in coastal Massachusetts, it could still contribute to juvenile delinquincy.

by QuacksO June 21, 2024

family support

A sweet/innocent-sounding term for frequent/ongoing financial handouts that one or more mooching relatives (such as adult-children or nephews/nieces) request/expect from one or more fiscally-solvent/responsible relatives (such as parents, grandparents, or aunts/uncles), step-relatives, or in-laws.

Disgusted step-father: Boy, when I agreed to a "family support" clause in the prenup, it never occurred to me that I'd be expected to actually FINANCIALLY SUPPORT my apathetic step-daughter and her lazy good-for-nothing live-in boyfriend! They act like they love and appreciate me, but I know they really only view me as a walking ATM!

by QuacksO January 2, 2017

BTU-saving entry/exit

Refers to a K1-saving action that you take during colder weather, and consists of rapidly opening the front door of a home/business only as far as you need to in order to quickly slither through, and hastily slapping the door shut again to minimize heat-escape.

Small barber-shop owner: Most of my customers don't seem to realize that it really costs me a pretty penny to heat my place of business... they leisurely take their sweet old time to amble in and out, and just let the door gradually close on its own. A few thoughtful/aware folks, though, do diligently employ the "BTU-saving entry/exit" procedure when passing through my door, and I really appreciate that.

by QuacksO December 7, 2018

detalks

A doctor-prescribed bodily-cleansing regimen dat involves verbally "unloading" or "letting it all out" to one or more trusted folks, such as a qualified shrink, close and/or long-time friends whose discretion and confidentiality can be trusted, etc.

I have minor-to-moderate mental/emotional issues dat I occasionally seek counselling for, but I don't think I am in such "dire straits" dat I need to commit to da whole detalks thing.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023