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It's ten times more fun to receive a handjob from a cutie-chick if there are others present to observe said pleasuring-session; said spectators always raise quite a cummotion at the "magic moment".
by QuacksO March 25, 2019
Get the cummotion mug.Indy had to fight down his hissterical feelings when entering the Well of the Souls to find the Lost Ark.
by QuacksO March 25, 2019
Get the hissterical mug.Refers to a somewhat-"tame"/boring and/or repetitive musical composition that is "okay", but definitely nothing special or "memorable" --- it would merely be something that you might wanna half-listen to while waiting for someone to pick up/get back to you on the phone, be serenaded with over a store's PA system while shopping, or have for soothing your impatience when riding a slow elevator.
The NYC Greyhound station plays light-classical music over the ceiling-speakers to help its patrons to while away the long boring hours during bus-layovers; I appreciate it that they don't simply toss "music on hold"-grade tunes at you for extended periods.
by QuacksO March 25, 2019
Get the "music on hold"-grade tune mug.Someone who is clairevoyant could make a great spy if he is paired with another agent named Claire, since he could then receive information from her while she was seeking data inside "enemy territory"; she could merely "beam" messages to him with her mind, without her needing to have any cameras or radio-transmitters that could be found if she was searched by any adversaries.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
Get the clairevoyant mug.Casanova and Don Juan were infamous as expert "hit on and run" dandies --- Don Juan had so many flings, in fact, that when presented with a number of his former lady-friends in the afterlife, he could not even remember the names of any of them.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
Get the hit on and run mug.A majority of something desirable that is allotted to someone for either the attractiveness of their thighs, or for their willingness to spread said thighs for the resource-giver.
Having a trim shapely physique is advantageous in many ways, including often being allowed the loin's share of available resources in many instances.
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Get the loin's share mug.A greedy money-lender who requires sexual favors if you are unable to pay his outrageous interest-fees.
It's not a good idea to borrow money from private people --- a lot of them are a bunch of loin-sharks.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
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