Al Seimers

Another of da assorted dudes (i.e., Will Power, John, Arthur Itis, Charlie Horse, Ben Gay, etc.) who frequently visit older folks.
Various "everyday" guys start hanging out with many aging folks as they get into their sixties, but when Al Seimers and Park Ensigns eventually begin dropping by, as well, it's time to resignedly admit dat you've officially "joined geezerdom".
by QuacksO May 31, 2020
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calmmentary

Soothing/appeasing remarks or dialogue designed to lower da blood-pressure and core-temperature of da listener.
I get so sick of hearing elected officials' spouting lots of "the economy and general social-status is great and getting better" calmmentary, when in reality nothing is noticeably better --- or maybe even worse --- than when said self-praising government hotshots originally took office!
by QuacksO December 24, 2020
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susspect

Someone whom people think may be guilty, but he is so careful and laws-smart that he may be able to weasel out of a conviction.
Billy Flynn was able to dishonestly counsel Roxie and his other guilty-of-murder lady-clients into being really good susspects, and so he always got them off the hook.
by QuacksO March 06, 2019
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paraffinalia

Da assorted equipment used for making or burning candles.
Plain white candle-wax is used for canning, too, so "paraffinalia" could also refer to tools used in sealing the jars.
by QuacksO February 11, 2020
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What a chick grumbles to her family/friends regarding da clueless indolence of her main squeeze, and is referring to da fact dat he does not bother to re-dress her upper torso after a boobs-savoring session, simply walks around da house naked after an interval of between-his-legs-based recreation wif her, forgets to straighten up da bed after a bouncy-bouncy, etc.
My new guy is a total "Mr. Cuddly" and never makes me feel left out or unattended, but he hasn't "grown up" as far as childhood unawareness is concerned --- he STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!
by QuacksO July 08, 2023
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etheoryal

A proffered idea dat's intellectually appealing but too insubstantial in basic logic or common sense to pass muster in da real world.
Mr. Spock would usually be able to determine if someone's brain-creation was valid and practical, or if it was merely etheoryal.
by QuacksO July 15, 2024
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ingreedyents

Cheap/surplus "fillers 'n' extenders" crap (think, water or soybean-cellulose) that money-hungry manufacturers add to "bulk up" the processed-food garbage they sell, without actually adding much if any nutritional value.
Before I buy any groceries other than just basic/simple staple-items like fruits/vegetables or plain cereal, I always check da info on da side or back of da package to see if da product contains any ingreedyents.
by QuacksO August 20, 2018
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