spielunking

Refers to an "in-depth" and through "exploration" of the transcript from a lengthy/boring/complicated speech. lecture, etc.
In an old late-'80's political-satire cartoon , John Tower is shown being sentenced for his alleged political improprieties; the "stiff penalty" that the judge imposes on Mr. Tower is spielunking the entire many-hundreds-of-pages-long Iran-Contra-affair investigation-report --- "May you die of boredom, Mr. Tower!"
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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solannoyed

Refers to how you feel when the electric switch on your car's starter is faulty, and so you sometimes get just a sarcastic-sounding "click" when you turn the key; you then hafta lie down on da wet/muddy ground and crawl under da car to tap on da starter's metal casing with a hammer to get it to whirl over.
I hate it when members of da local deadbeat riff-raff ask me for rides but are never able to pay for my gas, and so I never get very solannoyed if my car's engine chooses not to budge that time when I turn da key, since it totally "lets me off da hook" --- I don't feel particularly concerned because I secretly know dat it's just an intermittent connection inside da starter which is easy to remedy with just a hammer-rap or two, but of course da dim-witted miscreants who asked me for da ride don't have a clue what da problem is --- they assume dat my car is totally inoperative, and so they just irritably hop back out and sulkily stomp off down da road to look for some other soft-hearted sucker from whom to bum a ride.
by QuacksO January 24, 2019
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pennellty

Refers to how you'd hafta majorly "pay da piper" if you committed a significant-enough no-no dat you ended up on da receiving end of a lawSUIT by da great Canadian "three-piece suit" Larry T.
As many famous people as have had da last name of "Pennell", it's almost a wonder dat da famous north-of-da-lower-48 attorney didn't sue some of them; if he had, there would sure 'nuff have been some major "pennellty proceedings" scorching their way through da French-North-American court-systems!
by QuacksO November 01, 2023
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What a cute southern farmer's daughter gently remonstrates to a lustful stud who's having touchy-feely fun wif her delectable warm soft naked self in da hayloft.
Blinky-eyed buxom chick, giggling a bit after her new guy has made her velvety-smooth DD-cup chest-pillowz absolutely numb and tingly-nippled from his having thirstingly suckled and kneaded them in his big hands for fifteen minutes straight: Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!
by QuacksO July 12, 2023
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alasska

Da “far north of da 45th parallel” state where lots of comely gals reside.
Da extra “s” in “Alasska” also could refer to cute round posteriors, so I wonder if da chicks up there are more “willing” than in some other states?
by QuacksO November 21, 2024
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stitchuation

A humiliating debacle resulting from a sewing-related issue.
Sarge should have known better than to task Zero with repairing the Camp Swampy soldier's worn uniforms; the end-result of said buck-toothed farmer-boy's zealous-but-clueless tailoring efforts was a totally chaotic stitchuation with said duds --- a tangled mess of lumpy/crooked seams, sewn-shut cuffs and collars, errantly-placed buttons, puckered/wrinkled/gapping sleeves, etc.
by QuacksO October 04, 2019
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assawhole

Refers "collectively" to a group of individuals, most of whom da disgusted/disgruntled speaker views as being nothing but "donkey-orifices".
Environmentalist: I spoke in Washington before a panel of EPA bureaucrats, and assawhole I was not overly impressed wif dem or their true sincerity regarding care for our planet.
by QuacksO January 05, 2020
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