QuacksO's definitions

mesmereyesed

Dreamily enchanted by a lovely pair of peepers.

In the beginning of "Hot Water", clueless bachelor Harold Lloyd cannot understand why his late-for-the-alter buddy would be in such an all-fired hurry to tie the knot that he would actually want to run to his own wedding --- "I'D never give up MY 'happy bachelor' freedom just for a pair of soft-boiled eyes!" Within a short time of his saying this, however, Harold accidentally bumps into the lovely charming sweetly-angelic-faced Jobyna Ralston, and one look into those sparking "soft-boiled" gazing-spheres of hers and he's totally mesmereyesed. :P

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

Fort Lottodale

A populous area of Florida where scratch-off tickets are extra-popular.

I prefer rural areas and I have no interest in gambling, so I'd have little reason to visit Fort Lottodale during my Florida-vacation travels.

by QuacksO October 11, 2018

flakupuncture

Da "surgical treatment" dat fighter/bomber-planes are subjected to when their intended targets possess anti-aircraft weaponry.

It has never been settled whether da Red Baron was taken out by another dogfighter-pilot, or if he was a victim of flakupuncture.

by QuacksO February 8, 2023

assk first

What you should always do when you want to squeeze/pinch/spank someone's behind.

I find that most cute chicks are reasonably "permissive" if they know you fairly well and like you okay; usually a gal will let you play with her buns if you are always a gentleman by making sure to assk first.

by QuacksO January 14, 2020

Mayo Clinic

A medical establishment where they try to cure you with Hellman's Real or --- if carbs/calories are of concern --- Light. Good luck on THAT one! :P

The Mayo Clinic is in cahoots with other dietary doctors and nutrition-centers in their local area --- once they get your cholesterol to sky-high levels with their "creamy calories" diet, they then ship you off to one of their confederate "good ol' boy network" centers to make even MORE money undoing the colossal damage that your "original" treatment caused!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

loin's share

A majority of something desirable that is allotted to someone for either the attractiveness of their thighs, or for their willingness to spread said thighs for the resource-giver.

Having a trim shapely physique is advantageous in many ways, including often being allowed the loin's share of available resources in many instances.

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

No more "Mr. Nice Guy"

Huh??? You were never being particularly nice to begin with. :P

Anytime am irritably-overbearing a**h**e snorts. "No more "Mr. Nice Guy", I get really nervous --- he was already being mean and hostile up to that point, and so if THAT was his idea of GOOD behavior, then Heaven help us when he "pulls out all the stops" and acts in ways that he himself views as NOT nice...!

by QuacksO March 19, 2019