Da group of lazy/careless/incompetent "ntwts" who foot-draggingly create safety standards and recommendations, usually only after one or more huge safety-scandals, like da Titanic or Tenerife disasters.
If da NTSWTSA were doing a better job of maintaining and improving safety in da word's industrial and transportation systems, far fewer huge human-error-based catastrophes would likely have occurred.
by QuacksO August 19, 2023
An expert linguist from Alaska who helps Eskimos speak clearly even while chewing hunks of whale-blubber.
Nome Chompsky: Eskimos live on whale meat and blubber.
Unimpressed/bored English student: Well, of COURSE they do --- you'd cry, too, if you only had whale-meat to eat!
Unimpressed/bored English student: Well, of COURSE they do --- you'd cry, too, if you only had whale-meat to eat!
by QuacksO November 26, 2019
Italy is known world-wide for its exquisite cuisine, so I wonder if Veniceon would have a uniquely-superior flavor and texture, as well?
by QuacksO April 22, 2020
As costly as pure silver is nowadays, I'd imagine dat Tonto's "knight on a white horse" crimefighter-companion would use just regular lead-tipped cartridges when merely keeping his aim sharp; his successful hits would still produce "silver bullet holes" in dat they would make piercings in da shiny mirror-finished beer-pints just as well as his "for gunfights only" projectiles would have.
by QuacksO February 10, 2023
If Da Great Adolf had chosen to perform a vetoo instead of an approval, a lot of widespread destruction might have been averted.
by QuacksO February 10, 2021
Refers to where you feel a cough coming on while your mouth is full of food/drink, and so you hastily down the entire mouthful so that your mouth and throat will be free to expel the cough "cleanly", rather than there being a humongous "geyser" of messy stuff to go flying all over the place and disgustingly splattering everything within a several-foot radius.
I'd just swallowed a big bite of spicy-hot chili and was in the process of washing it down with a swig of cold milk when I felt an overpowering urge to choke, so I did a hasty pre-cough swallow to avoid a spluttery shower of tomato-tinted milk all over my new tablecloth.
by QuacksO August 01, 2018
An adult who's raising one or more of his children just on his own, while also trying to assume both a motherly and fatherly role to give said offspring a more "balanced" upbringing.
Reading child-rearing advice-books aimed at both male and female audiences can help you become a better pairent.
by QuacksO April 15, 2021