If you're involved in "dirty dealings" that you get paid for, your salary may be in the form of stypends, unless of course there is "money-laundering" going on, as well.
by QuacksO April 17, 2022
To be a proper spokesperson, you need to know how much to tighten each spoke-nut in order to correctly support the wheel, but to also not be so tight that the end of the spoke sticks through out of the back of the nut and punctures the innertube.
by QuacksO February 12, 2019
Refers to someone's giving you a long piercing gaze which renders you unable to father children. Often utilized by the super-protective father of a girl you're dating who wants to ensure that "nobody will be calling HIM 'Grampa'" till the right time.
Sternly-caring dads take note --- attempting to "stareilize" the youths who want to date your "little pumpkin" will be totally ineffective, for at least two reasons: (1) only surgery would prevent said red-blooded studs' "guy junk" from producing fertile "love juice", and (2) excessive control and/or discipline will often only "push away" a daughter who resents your authority's being forcefully wielded over her like that, and so she will then be all the MORE likely to seek solace and "release" of her pent-up emotions by "doing it" with one or more guys whom she likes.
by QuacksO January 20, 2020
Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
by QuacksO January 07, 2022
by QuacksO October 24, 2020
Da period of da year when gals can legally traipse da countryside in search of "dear" --- i.e., nice guys who'll cuddle up and be sweethearts to them.
Last I knew, beauhunting season was totally "open" (i.e., all year 'round), but Spring is one of da best times to practice it, since it's said dat "young men's thoughts naturally turn to love" in da months following their having been cooped up all Winter.
by QuacksO April 06, 2021
Most complaining-prone individuals are more than willing to openly voice their chief gripes to anyone who will listen, so there should seldom be any need to resort to peevesdropping in order to become privy to said subject matter!
by QuacksO January 28, 2023