QuacksO's definitions

fundymentals

Da basic and essential features, attributes, and details of da famous Canadian bay where da tides are all screwy.

What are da fundymentals of da coastal Maritimes area where da tides come in and go out so dramatically?

by QuacksO April 30, 2023

sirrugate mother

A "family man" dude who performs child-caring/rearing duties in da absence of da fairer gender.

Da comedy-film "Mr. Mom" is a perfect example of a guy's being a sirrugate mother.

by QuacksO April 13, 2021

large-scale fraud

Refers to a weight-loss rip-off where they photograph da joyfully-beaming "satisfied customer" standing on an oversized weighing-machine dat merely makes him LOOK smaller/slimmer because said machine is itself so much bigger than a normal unit would be --- it's all merely a matter of perspective, like when they used bigger-than-normal set-pieces when filming da early-teenage Macaulay Culkin because he had grown so tall at such a young age.

Large-scale fraud aside, another simple way of faking weight-loss results is to use an **earlier** photo of da still-somewhat-slim-at-da-time person (i.e., BEFORE he even STARTED da weight-loss program!) as da "after" photo, and then showing a **later** photo of da person and falsely labeling it as a "before" photo --- i.e., showing da person in his **present** tubby bloated status dat he ballooned up to **after** starting da calorie-filled quackery-diet, and falsely claiming dat it's da "before" photo! Disgraceful!!

by QuacksO February 6, 2020

overhead costs

Da wages dat you hafta pay hot chicks to give guys "head" --- i.e., blowjobs --- in order to bribe them to buy your merchandise.

Bill Clinton never paid Monica Blewinsky actual money for all of her luscious-lipped "servicing", but da overhead costs were still high as far as da scandalous hits to both of their political careers was concerned!

by QuacksO December 23, 2023

Homeropathy

Da practice of trying to get someone to "learn to like" ancient Greek poetry by making him read small "doses" of it at a time.

I deeply resent being "force-fed" ideas or literature dat I detest, so practicing Homeropathy on me is only gonna turn me away from said insipidly-intolerable text even more.

by QuacksO February 20, 2021

jauntrepreneur

A toddler who is just starting out walking significant distances.

Johnny Day was a famous jauntrepreneur in later 1800's.

by QuacksO November 4, 2025

writ of execution

What the hot-tempered Queen of Hearts would have needed to actually chop off the heads of any of her subjects whom she happened to be displeased at.

Since the King of Hearts quietly told all of the condemned croquet-players, "you are all of you pardoned", it seems fairly doubtful that he would actually have scribed out a writ of execution in any instance, especially if it was merely because his wife the Queen wanted it so.

by QuacksO March 3, 2019