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wild goose chase

A frenzied headlong pursuit of someone wif a cute behind dat you wish to pinch.
Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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mirackulous

What a buxom gal's "set of twins" are if they stay "firm 'n' full" once she ages past 40.
Some well-endowed ladies' baby-feeders mirackulously retain their shapeliness well into their grandma years.
by QuacksO June 22, 2023
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curieosity

Wondering about radioactive substances or materials.
If Marie Skłodowska had harbored less curieosity about radium, she might not have lived such a miserable --- and tragically shortened --- life.
by QuacksO March 25, 2021
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synonimh

A substitute word dat you use to diplomatically avoid having to come right out and say dat someone is nutso.
Phrases like, "He's seeing someone about that" or "He's on medication" could loosely be termed as "synonimh sayings" for more-humiliating word-choices to mean dat da person under discussion isn't playing wif a full deck.
by QuacksO May 13, 2022
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Turkquoise

A lovely bluish-green gemstone that comes from a transcontinental country in Western Asia.
Experiencing a refreshing "professional' bath and massage is even more delightful if the bathing-pool is lined with luscious-hued tiles of seawater-colored Turkquoise, which enhances the clear-wavery "heated-mineral-springs" look of the water.
by QuacksO June 12, 2019
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whatchamacolumn

Da answer dat ya give on an architecture quiz when ya can't think of da exact term for a certain type of vertical support-post, such as a riser, pillar, pylon, etc.
Middle-school student: I hate tests about ancient Greek/Roman culture and architecture; what earthly use will any of that sawdusty-boring knowledge be in my future everyday/employment life??? Only in a trivia game/show or actual archaeological enterprise would I ever have occasion to need to know the specific names of all of those fancy-pants whatchamacolumns dat da ancients used in their building-construction!
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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poutstanding

Derogatory term for da quality of a task or performance dat was sulkily carried out.
If you make your teenager mow da lawn instead of texting, watching TV, surfing da 'net, or playing video games, he will likely do a poutstanding job.
by QuacksO February 25, 2020
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