I've never been much for silly "Donald 'n' Daisy" animated cartoons; I'd rather view a real-life duckumentary about these magnificent winged divers, swimmers, and fliers.
by QuacksO September 16, 2019
Da feeling of utter exhaustion dat you get after majorly chowing down on Australian food dat's been prepared with copious quantities of luscious juicy purple "stool-softener" fruits.
Maybe if da landowner and da "troopers, one-two-three" has simply hidden and waited till da "jolly swag-man" had boiled da "jolly jumbuck" in his "billy" and then added some fresh lavender-colored oversize tree-berries to da pot, said "gleeful" stock-rustler would have been so "plum tuckered" after greedily devouring said fruit-embellished delicacy dat he could have been arrested and hauled off to jail, instead of simply running off and drowning himself in da billabong.
by QuacksO February 07, 2020
My new gal-pal asked me to join her at our original Rhondavous spot, which was da local music store; she wanted me to check out da new keyboards and pianos wif her, plus she loves Mozart, and so she also invited me to hear her practice melodiously banging out da hugely-popular "Turkish March"... guess I could say dat our meeting-place was therefore a "rondovous", as well.
by QuacksO December 01, 2021
"You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"
After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!
by QuacksO July 31, 2018
As big luscious lips as Monica Blewinsky has, I would imagine that she could have blowviated anytime she wanted; I am amazed dat there were not a long line of guys standing outside the White House waiting to be "serviced" by her, instead of just da Prez.
by QuacksO April 07, 2020
Not satisfied wif his goobernatorial success in da early '70's, Jimmy decided dat he was tired of "working for peanuts" and set his sights on da US presidency instead.
by QuacksO January 05, 2022
Da Amish wear only clothing without buttons, which not only are viewed as immodest adornment, but would also remind them of da boldly-adorned soldiers' uniforms dat their ancestors loathed, since big-brass-button-decorated armies usually brought persecution for their peaceful violence-eschewing beliefs and humble lifestyles. So resembling said "few, proud, and brave" individuals in any way would be da last thing they would want to do, and so they just stick wif strictly peacedrobes.
by QuacksO October 16, 2023