Definitions by QuacksO

exseed your expectations 

What you hope dat your crop-yield will do, but never really count on it.

Usually da Gurney's, Burpee's, and Park's catalogs really hype and puff da growing/harvest-claims of da little dried things inside their proffered planting-packets, so you should not exactly expect an actual "bumper crop" on much of anything dat you order from them --- about da only germination and flourishing dat will likely exseed your expectations will be all of those blasted WEEDS dat you're constantly having to dig or pull out! :P

exseed your expectations by QuacksO February 11, 2023

sightation 

1. A verbal or written "wagga, wagga, wagga" for discontented wheezing.
2. Da additional "discontented wheezing" dat you produce in response to receiving said petty-a** censure.

Y'know, if people in authority would just let their subjects alone about minor issues, far fewer sightations would be necessary in da first place!

sightation by QuacksO February 11, 2023

Right back atcha :) 

What you smilingly text to your chat-buddy in response to his affectionately sending you assorted "hugz 'n' kissiz" over instant messenger.

You: (blinky eyes, lips) shnoogle-wooglez (heart, flower)
Me: right back atcha :)

Right back atcha :) by QuacksO February 11, 2023

dronks

What da robed-and-hooded monastery-men actually are most of da time (why do you think they traditionally make wine?!??).

Maybe their official title begins wif da letter "M", but many of da robed holy men are actually "dronks" --- heck, they HAFTA be totally soused 24/7, in order to not go totally crazy with cravings for warm soft female flesh!

dronks by QuacksO February 11, 2023

shock parole 

Describes da highly-unexpected and great-surprise/disbelief-causing act of letting out a prisoner on supervised release much sooner than anyone would have expected.

Madea always "shocked" everyone with her violent/noisy outbursts and other grossly-uninhibited behavior, and so her being sometimes granted "shock parole" seems like something dat would be right up her alley.

shock parole by QuacksO February 10, 2023

Dominikin Republic 

A Central-American country where da natives are viewed by "big world" leaders as being small and insignificant.

Da Dominikin Republic may indeed appear like just a tiny dot on da world map, but its political and economic importance is hardly minuscule.

Dominikin Republic by QuacksO February 10, 2023

simplifry 

To make sizzling up a crunchy side-dish less complex.

Using a Teflon-coated skillet or conventional cooking spray may indeed simplifry da food-preparation process, but it also introduces toxic chemicals into da resulting braised creation.

simplifry by QuacksO February 10, 2023