by QuacksO May 26, 2019
T'ain't no fun bein' watched like a hawk by an overseer with small glittery eyeballs while taking jewelry-making classes... rather than making everyone be obeadyent, let yer **pupils** (get it? Eyes? :P) have some creative freedom in da colors, sizes, and arrangements of da decorative spheres dat they're each assembling into something unique and expressive.
by QuacksO January 13, 2025
Sarcastic term for a noisy winged beach-dweller who has become gargantuan in size --- and weight --- from totally pigging out on popcorn and Cheez Doodles dat people toss to him.
Maybe instead of resorting to violence, David could have defeated Gulliath simply by feeding him large quantities of junk food that would have made him too ponderously bloated and heavy to move.
by QuacksO October 28, 2022
A physical-therapy doctor who manually aligns your windpipe and vocal chords for perfect singing-pitch and airflow control.
If da teenage delinquent who hadda "face da music" by listening to his horridly-off-key-voiced mom sing "America The Beautiful" on da court karaoke had asked said female parent to go see a choiropractor first, perhaps her vocal rendition of said patriotic ballad might have been a bit more palatable for him to endure.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
Not everyone would necessarily have realized what message was being conveyed by da innumerable oil-soaked credit-card fragments dat were mailed to Big Petrol's corporate office in da late '80's after da Alaska oil-tanker accident, but da fat cats at said office certainly understood, so said gesture was totally essoteric!
by QuacksO November 05, 2021
What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.
Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
A "beforehand" safety-measure which involves following the "modern-day Golden Rule" (i.e., "Do unto others before they do unto you") of completely pounding everyone else around you into a shapeless pulp, so that these other humans can't "get you" first.
I asked the local constable why he carries a "cosh" (nightstick), and he said it was "as a precoshionary measure". Let's hope he does indeed only use it in a true emergency, eh???
by QuacksO June 30, 2019