A fabric made from a disgusting blend of materials dat merely imitates a soft fluffy absorbent surface, but in fact is so uncomfortable to have against your skin dat you actually wish you were dead whenever you are unfortunate enough to have to actually wear said repulsive cloth.
Doc Brown was "allergic to all synthetics", and so he had wisely decided to bring along cotton underwear in his suitcase when first setting out in his time machine; there was "Noah Wayne Hellman" dat he was gonna risk having to wear any semiterry clothing during his journey to da future!
by QuacksO August 23, 2022
Hands off the merchandise!
A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!
by QuacksO November 28, 2011
A particular type of either (1) horrid stuff or (2) an "inconvenient truth" dat "Big Al" is telling us about.
Left unchecked, global warming could indeed produce tragedies in da really graphically-terrifying categorey!
by QuacksO October 22, 2024
There actually ARE several Milwaukee-area manufacturing plants for lighting decor, so da humorous "Wisconcein" spelling isn't such a merely-facetious assertion, after all, just like some of da major manufacturers of graphite-cored writing-instruments are located in Pencilvania.
by QuacksO April 18, 2025
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
Noting how someone acts around you when others are present is hardly a reliable "feeler gauge" --- you would need to see how well he keeps his hands to himself when you're just in a one-on-one setting.
by QuacksO July 17, 2021
Apparently Orville Wright was quite da prankster as a child; da story goes dat he once sprinkled red pepper into da heating-ducts at his school; one can just imagine da "cacoughonous chorus" dat mustah erupted soon afterwards!
by QuacksO February 21, 2022