Kissing cousin to the term, "I'm bracing for the worst", this term refers to when Person A is about to go through what may likely be "Hell in a handbasket", and so Person B is holding him close 'n' tight to reassure him and encourage him to not feel quite so distressed or afraid.
Young mother who's soothingly cradling a slight-figured blonde-pigtailed toddler on her knee in a doctor's waiting room: My little one's gonna have blood-work done for the first time, and so I'm embracing for the worst --- she's insanely petrified of needles, exactly like her Mama when I was her age. So not only will my holding her super-tight help her to feel safer and comforted while the syringe is being used, but it will also keep her terrified little body rock-steady in spite of her fears, and so the procedure can go off as quickly, cleanly, and painlessly as possible.
by QuacksO August 03, 2018
Get the embracing for the worstmug. Refers to assistance/comforting to help someone deal with "fallout of feelings" caused by his having been given a lower position on the corporate ladder than he'd formerly held.
I'm all for giving someone demotional support if he truthfully did little or nothing to deserve being given a lower-paying/importance job than he'd previously had, but someone's being "suspended with pay, pending investigation" or some other bu**s**t like that when he obviously/blatantly DID screw up is really pathetic.
by QuacksO March 25, 2019
Get the demotional supportmug. A modern-day parody of the famous Mother Goose nursery-rhyme involves the clear-elixir-of-life-toting duo's smoking weed together; perhaps what they each inhaled could be labeled as "jackpot" and "jillpot"?
by QuacksO November 22, 2020
Get the jillpotmug. Da People Of Islam are known for being calm and relaxed, so da fact dat da state of Allahbama is located right next to caffeine-and-frenetic-speed-stoked Missizippy might cause issues.
by QuacksO February 07, 2021
Get the Allahbamamug. Da vertically-challenged Napoleon Blownapart had a major case of "little man syndrome", so I wonder if his major reason for wanting to do battle with others was his smoldering intallerance of da fact dat so many of his fellow humans literally "looked down to him".
by QuacksO February 13, 2021
Get the intallerancemug. Tongue-in-cheek description of a certain type of give-and-take "assistance contract", whereby either:
(1) Person A provides companionship/intimacy to Person B in exchange for his spending money on Person A (i.e., using with his **Visa** card), or
(2) Person A agrees to marry Person B --- or at least to provide Person B with one or more "services" of a similar nature as in Example 1 --- so that Person B will "pull strings" with the authorities to provide Person A with a green card or temporary citizenship (a "visa"), so that Person A will be able to legally reside in Person B's country for an extended period of time.
(1) Person A provides companionship/intimacy to Person B in exchange for his spending money on Person A (i.e., using with his **Visa** card), or
(2) Person A agrees to marry Person B --- or at least to provide Person B with one or more "services" of a similar nature as in Example 1 --- so that Person B will "pull strings" with the authorities to provide Person A with a green card or temporary citizenship (a "visa"), so that Person A will be able to legally reside in Person B's country for an extended period of time.
Financially-solvent dude: It seems like nearly all the cute chicks I've met expect me to go by the "I grant you what you desire, and visa versa" deal... why does romance seem to always have a string attached?!??
by QuacksO February 02, 2017
Get the visa versamug. If Da Great Adolf had chosen to perform a vetoo instead of an approval, a lot of widespread destruction might have been averted.
by QuacksO February 10, 2021
Get the vetoomug.