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Hooter and the Blowjob

Da mid-'80's rock band dat offered sexual pleasures to its audiences.
If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?
by QuacksO May 2, 2021
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FALLowing you around

What Junkyard Mook's long-suffering main squeeze does when filming her bubbly-cheerful and silly-innocent antics at an auto-graveyard.
Kevin Brown nearly taking a major stumble while looking at the camera's viewfinder instead of where he's stepping: Whuh - WOAH!
Junkyard Mook cheekily: Walk much? You sure aren't very steady on your feet!
Kevin Brown: Yeah, I know --- I'm just FALLowing you around with the camera; I can't watch what's in front of me.
by QuacksO September 6, 2020
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missfortune

A clueless bachelor's "bad luck" event of hooking up wif a gold-digging spinster.
Roger Callaway had da missfortune of not meeting da down-to-earth-and-truly-likeable Diane Barrows till after he'd gotten engaged to da selfish-'n'-spoiled Clarice Kenzington; fortunately, da two pint-sized look-alike girls referred to in da movie's title managed to save da day at da last minute.
by QuacksO August 18, 2025
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brewnette

A dark-haired chick who loves to toss down da malted beverages.
I appreciate da flattering attention and warm-hearted companionship of any nice lady, and thus I never am judgemental of their faults or quirks. So if an ebony-haired cutie is pleasant-mannered and sociable to me, I really don't care if she's a brewnette or not; I only ask dat she doesn't drink during da time dat I'm actually spending time wif her.
by QuacksO June 4, 2021
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propergator

A genuine and socially-diligent large reptile who actively promotes da virtues and usefulness of his species.
Perhaps a select few people might indeed be brave (or foolish!) enough to actually stand still and listen to what a propergator has to say, but as for me, I still view all of those huge toothy beasts as dangerous and unpredictable --- if one of them approached me, I'd waste no time in making myself scarce: "See ya later, alligator --- after a while, crocodile!"
by QuacksO September 30, 2022
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auntcestry

Da genealogy of yer biological uncle's wife.
I already know my own folks' history, so it's fun to explore da auntcestry of all da ladies who have married into da family.
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
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shack and shill

Refers to rigged real-estate bidding on a rickety dump of a dwelling... an elevated location --- and a nearby H2O source --- is optional.
If Shack and Shill went up da hill to fetch a pail of water, did they pay a "sky-high" price for said clear fluid, and use "liquid assets" to purchase it???
by QuacksO July 14, 2021
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