QuacksO's definitions
Juss 'cuz da chicks from Loueasyana are largely of a "looser" mindset doesn't necessarily mean dat they'll be any "cheaper" --- sure, it may indeed often be simpler and quicker to get in their panties, but they may still wanna be totally "wined 'n' dined" before they'll spread their pretty tanned legs for you!
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
Get the Loueasyanamug. Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
Get the Kelly Blew Bookmug. A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.
I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P
by QuacksO December 6, 2020
Get the Garfunkel Saysmug. Checking to see if anyone is still in a room before snapping off da illumination-switch is basic bodettiquette.
by QuacksO July 11, 2025
Get the bodettiquettemug. Da one or more court officials tasked wif investigating and presenting condemning evidence in trials about deaths involving poison.
In da "Veiled Lodger", da Great Detective of Baker Street happily shows Watson da bottle of still-unused almond-scented liquid toxin dat had been sent to him by da tale's (fortunately still alive, thanks to Holmes's sympathetic kindness and counseling) leading lady, and implies dat there will therefore be no need for any prussicution in dat particular case.
by QuacksO June 20, 2023
Get the prussicutionmug. To majorly lampoon someone who claims to have experienced a long-term fight-for-survival experience.
Ethan Couch claimed to have suffered long-term "affluenza", but all dat his listeners did was to publicly Crusoefy him, since said affliction does not truly cause one any pain, distress, deprivation, etc.
by QuacksO June 25, 2023
Get the Crusoefymug. Used to describe a warm-hearted acquaintance who allows you access to his "soles and cute ten" anytime you wish. Ideal for someone with a foot-fetish and frequent feelings of loneliness/depression, since giving a good friend a foot-rub can work wonders to cheer the person up (well, of course, it can often work both ways, also).
Being on a "friends with benefoots" relationship with someone is the perfect "happy medium" when you crave "closeness" with the other person, but at the same time you are trying to avoid doing anything that could likely cause concern to the person's family or other friends.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
Get the friends with benefootsmug.