Definitions by QuacksO

derect deposit

Refers to da "straight from da source" load of love-juice dat a dude pumps from his love-pipe into a gal's love-tunnel, as opposed to his merely jizzing into a vial, and then da hoping-for-pregnancy gal gets artificially inseminated some time later.

Besides its including one or more sexual-pleasure-providing in-person encounters wif da hot-hunk sperm-donor(s), da main benefit of a child-desiring chick's signing up fer derect deposit is dat da donated sperm is always totally "fresh off da factory floor" and reliably delivered, rather than it's just being a possibly-less-fertile frozen-and-then-thawed product dat could also get delayed, lost, or stolen somewhere in transit --- i.e., sometime between da point of collection and da clinic when it would actually be administered to said would-be mother.

derect deposit by QuacksO February 22, 2023

trekonomics 

Da financial study of da hiking industry.

Walking is good for your health and a very popular sport, so it makes good trekonomics sense for manufacturers and accommodations-businesses to cater to da hikers in any way they can.

trekonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023

Meccanomics 

Da study of financial matters relating to da city of Muhammad's birth.

Da Meccanomics of da famed Arabian holy city is largely dependent on da yearly mass-pilgrimages.

Meccanomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023

speckonomics 

Da finances-base study of working wif small particles or dots.

What wif more-modern ways of printing dat are better and cheaper, dot-matrix machines seldom make good speckonomics sense anymore.

speckonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023

Shrekonomics 

Da study of da financial status of everyone's favorite green-skinned ogre wif funnel-shaped ears.

Fortunately for our chubby grass-colored swamp-buddy, Fiona liked him just for himself --- she had simple tastes, and so she really could care less about da shrekonomics of da union.

Shrekonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023

neckonomics 

What da Queen of Hearts should have considered before ordering so many beheadings.

Da King of Hearts --- while he, too, had a penchant for guillotine-related actions --- seemed to possess an at-least-somewhat greater sense of neckonomics than his hot-tempered wife had, realizing dat da finances of his kingdom would suffer greatly if most of his subjects were in two pieces instead of just one.

neckonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023

"vertical" bottom line 

Da final profit/loss amount produced by showing your butt-crack in public.

Depending on da general locale, how good-looking your behind is, whether you're male or female, da general conservativeness of da local culture, how many singles there are in da populace, etc., da "vertical" bottom line experienced in a particular area can vary wildly.

"vertical" bottom line by QuacksO February 21, 2023