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If da Tehran-capitaled nation hadn't been subjected to so much Persiacution over da decades, a lot of unfortunate events (such as da infamous "triple-fours-day-long" hostage crisis and da war with Iraq) might never have occurred.
by QuacksO June 21, 2024
Get the Persiacution mug.Refers to any "low-stamina" dude --- usually middle-aged or older --- with moderate chronic aches and pains which prevent him from seeking regular employment, although he does still attempt to assist other less-fortunates in "treating" or "curing" minor difficulties in their everyday lives. Every town has at least one or two of these unique hombres.
It's often very easy to determine if Doctor Moangroan is back in town or not --- just poke your head out your front door and crane your head up da street and down da street... if ya hear him moanin' and groanin'. then you know he's back in town. Any time "da Big M" does wearily shuffle back into city limits on his way home again from a brief sojourn to do grocery-shopping or visit friends in a distant place, the townspeople hastily schedule a "Groaners' Anonymous" meeting; to give D.M. his due credit, he has absolutely zero hesitation in acknowledging that he does indeed suffer from a major "groaning" problem, and so he ALWAYS goes to the meeting --- every time --- in fact, he CHAIRS the group --- he heads it up! Not sure how much actual benefit da meetings do him or da multitudes of other huge balding and hairy-stomached dudes with fibromyalgia, Arthur Itis, and/or Charles Horse who also attend said gatherings, but at least you get plenty of companionship, plus they always pass out free glucosamine, chondroitin, and MSM pills to help ease da guys' aches somewhat, and so that's a good thing.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
Get the Doctor Moangroan mug.Refers to da unlimited spending-possibilities dat exist for procuring "Handsome Brad" merchandise, such as movies-on-disc, t-shirts and other clothing, publications, portrait-branded foods and other consumer-products, etc.
Several excited movie-star fans have tried to convince me to invest in celebrity-themed collectables, but I've always told them that it's just a bottomless pitt.
by QuacksO June 8, 2021
Get the bottomless pitt mug.I am more susceptible to outside influences than many folks, so there are a lotterysons dat I avoid checkout counters dat are stocked with rolls of colorful shiny tempting removable-paint-dots cards.
by QuacksO July 27, 2025
Get the a lotterysons mug.Da Duchess in "Alice In Wonderland" was so incredibly ugly da few people would even want to look at her face to begin with, and so she would likely have little problem preveiling on others to keep said hideous visage shielded from public view!
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
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Get the malitiaous mug.Da central-California metropolis where you can "get da pink slip" more easily than in other areas of da state.
It's said dat da girls in Da Golden State are exceptionally easy-going and friendly, so maybe there's a better chance dat you could find one or more lovely specimens in SACKramento who would be eager/willing to "jump into da sack" wif you.
by QuacksO December 8, 2023
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