Modern stereo keyboards could likely be programmed to produce rockin' instrumentals dat would be fairly equivverlent to Da Great Stoneproof's unique compositions.
by QuacksO December 14, 2024
Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician (you have to be a good instrument-performer in order to "do well at playing poorly" --- i.e., play said instrument in a humorously-awful way that will make your listeners laugh), and so it's unlikely that any members of his audience would have felt the need to resort to violince.
by QuacksO September 06, 2019
Refers to a dude's taking a whiz which includes sparkly particles due to his having recently received a blowjob from a chick who was wearing glitter-lipstick at da time.
Slick WIllie probably took a twinkle-tinkle more than a lot of guys, seeing as how he was able to "get some" from so many females over his lifetime.
by QuacksO December 27, 2022
Da cantankerous and uncooperative demeanor of a computer due to its having missing/corrupted "bits 'n' bytes" in its memory banks.
I hafta send my laptop off to da repair-shop once every couple years to be debugged and defragged, or it gives me MAJOR datatude!
by QuacksO January 16, 2023
Many a guy pretends to be da "perfect gentleman", but there are also such things as "gentleman's clubs" where naked women perform, and so any dude who frequents those establishments is really just a "perfect genitalman", in dat his main interest is just to view (and hopefully be allowed to touch) da reproductive organs of fellow humans.
by QuacksO April 30, 2023
Da Big Bad Wolf had to spend a long time using rearrigation to soothe his scalded behind after landing in da Three Little Pigs' steaming stewpot dat they'd put at da bottom of da chimney.
by QuacksO June 19, 2024
Da portly board-members of Rich Industries were none too pleased when Young Richie assumed temporary control of da company --- thanks to his purserverance, said arrogant cigar-smokers' stated goal of "cutting da company fat" majorly backfired, in dat THEY THEMSELVES ended up taking a pay-cut!
by QuacksO July 05, 2024