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real Hatfield

I'm not sure what this one means, but it sounds like it's da exact opposite of da "real McCoy", so maybe it refers to something that is legitimately fake?
Da reasoning behind da infamous mid-19th-century two-family feud may have been "da real Hatfield" --- i.e., truly a non-genuine problem dat was likely caused by excessive arrogance (and probably too much moonshine, as well!) --- but unfortunately da harm 'n' heartache dat resulted from said stupid squabble was totally "da real McCoy"!
by QuacksO January 29, 2023
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assizes

A panel of magistrates whose purpose is to determine how big someone's posterior really is, regardless of whatever form-flattering clothing that the person happens to wear.
Curvy chick: I appreciate how kind and non-judgemental my new guy is to me; so many dudes nowadays are just a bunch of assizes in their view of a gal's attractiveness.
by QuacksO May 6, 2019
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LOTTO padlock

A key-operated safety-device to secure a gaming-ticket-printing/processing machine while maintenance is being performed.
I don't approve of gambling in any form or in associating with it in any way, so I would not ever have a need for a LOTTO padlock, since I would always refuse to even assemble or repair a machine that was used in any facet of game-of-chance operations.
by QuacksO March 30, 2020
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mewnicipal

Relating to da feline population of a town or city.
T.S. Eliot's poem, "The Song of the Jellicles" is a good example of mewnicipal discussion.
by QuacksO January 14, 2022
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whiz kid

A smart-alecky youngster who is always needing to "drain his radiator".
Whiz kids are supposed to be brilliant and talented; makes me wonder, therefore, if they are actually able to attain such exceptional bladder-control dat they can feel da need to pee whenever they choose, rather than merely letting Mother Nature decide when it's "time to go"?
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
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could he, should he, woody

Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.
Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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affectionate-gesture menu

Ya want HUGZ, KISSIZ, SNUGGLEZ, CUDDLEZ, or NUZZLEZ? :D
An easy and totally-satisfying-for-both-parties response for a fluffy little number to give if a huge mushy-hearted guy smilingly offers her an affectionate-gesture menu would be, "Just cradle me in yer lap and nestle yer ear against my cheek."
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
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