QuacksO's definitions
A collection of facial-disguises.
Someone wishing to remain incognito should have a fairly-extensive mustashe and "rotate" among the different disguises regularly, so that hopefully observers will not recognize any particular fake-facial-fur attachment by having seen it too often.
by QuacksO November 25, 2021
Get the mustashemug. Da country which comprised da major portion of da former USSR, where everyone is constantly in a "hurry 'n' flurry".
Classic "Rushia" joke from the '70's:
Jim: Tim, hurry up --- we're gonna be late!
Tim: I'm rushin', I'm rushin'!
Jim: That's strange --- I thought you were German.
Jim: Tim, hurry up --- we're gonna be late!
Tim: I'm rushin', I'm rushin'!
Jim: That's strange --- I thought you were German.
by QuacksO March 10, 2019
Get the Rushiamug. It's morning of Daytwona 500 --- my head's still whirling and my ears are still ringing from all of da noisy goings-on of da PREVIOUS 24 hours when they started this yearly shindig, and then here we go again for another huge helping of da same roaring insanity! Gotta love it.
by QuacksO July 31, 2021
Get the Daytwona 500mug. I was told by da customer-service rep at my computer's manufacturer dat there would be a "nominal rate of $1.99 per minute" for tech-support, but I knew dat said service-call would likely take a good forty-five minutes, and so I decided to just wait till morning and ask my computer-geek buddy to take a look at it instead... no need to pay a phenominal fee of 90-plus bucks!
by QuacksO May 17, 2020
Get the phenominal feemug. A highly-disgusting (or hugely uproarious, depending on who you talk to, and also depending on whether you're da "performer" or da "audience") round of verbal-and-then-anal "conversation" in da form of a beamingly-playful riddle-type question from Person A, a naive lack-of-ideas response from Person B, and then a loud/voluminous whizzpopper from Person A. Said "dialogue" session is intended to make a big deal about da fact dat Person A had a really great butt-splutter "saved up and ready", so dat said "valuable" colon-burble wouldn't just "go to waste" and not be adequately noticed.
Person A (eagerly, with a big ol' grin): Hey, guess what!!!
Person B (unsuspectingly): What?!
Person A: P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-RRRRRTTTTT!
Person B (disgustedly): Yeah, yeah, yeah --- I mightuh known --- just another fart guessing game, and I fell for it! :P
Person B (unsuspectingly): What?!
Person A: P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-RRRRRTTTTT!
Person B (disgustedly): Yeah, yeah, yeah --- I mightuh known --- just another fart guessing game, and I fell for it! :P
by QuacksO May 17, 2022
Get the fart guessing gamemug. Refers to amorous feelings/emotions which prompt one or more individuals to engage in STD-risky activities like unprotected sex.
Willie and Monnie interacted in quite an infectionate manner on several occasions while they were employed at the White House.
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
Get the infectionatemug. Da "hellfire and brimstone" device dat burns you to ashes if you've committed serious wrongdoings during your time as a mortal on Earth.
If I've actually behaved (or rather, MISbehaved!) so horrendously dat "Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over", maybe I don't hafta worry too much about "da horned Evil One" and his insinerator.
by QuacksO December 15, 2019
Get the insineratormug.