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mediarological

Refers to the sensational and overly-dramatic "spin" dat radio/TV weather-forecasters put on fairly-mundane upcoming rain/wind/snow activities.
I heard a set of rather dire storm-warnings on the evening weather forecast, but I still went ahead and planned my returnables-collecting trek for the next morning. And sure enough, the day dawned just moderately overcast and slightly breezy, and it stayed that way all day, so the mediarological predictions did indeed turn out to be bunk, after all.
by QuacksO April 11, 2020
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benefishiary

A thieving bird, reptile, or mammal that swipes an angler's catch while his back is turned.
I always bring a large old-fashioned metal drink-cooler to store my catch in, so that some winged or four-legged meal-marauder doesn't become the benefishiary of my hard-won fillets!
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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Boogie Wookie

A special "out of this world" (meaning dat it's very fine and classy, but it's a pun on "a distant planet in outer space", get it??) type of music dat Chewbacca's clan loves to dance to.
Maybe if da super-hairy simian-being Chewie and his equally-Cousin-Itt-like buddies had danced da Boogie Wookie in a crazy-rhythmic "giant ballroom" type exercise while they were assisting Luke Skywalker and his fellow Rebellion soldiers, , da Empire's henchmen would have gotten so confused and bedazzled by the whiling mass of furry behemoths dat they would have become too distracted and disoriented to fight effectively, and then they could have been more-easily defeated by The Resistance fighters.
by QuacksO January 24, 2020
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job-opening

How a horny stud with a raging hard-on views a hot chick's mouth.
Monica Blewinsky has ample and really-luscious lips, and so said smoochy "job-opening" must have been really tempting to many other guys besides Slick WIllie!
by QuacksO August 4, 2025
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reekreation

What you'd be expected to come up with when trying to prove dat someone/something produced a really yucky smell.
Since a skunk's infamous defensive stench usually "lingers" long after he's "let 'er rip", a supplementary reekreation usually wouldn't be necessary if you're taking said striped stinkbomb to court for assailing your nostrils! :P
by QuacksO April 11, 2022
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Clue Clucks Clan

A super-secretive fanatical group dedicated to deciphering the subtle meanings of hen-talk.
The Clue Clucks Clan has been known to ceremoniously incinerate the -carcasses of deceased-merely-due-to-old-age hens, but they never sacrifices a live chicken, since they honestly believe that they need each and every one of their domesticated pheasants to listen to and supposedly obtain valuable insights/knowledge from.
by QuacksO May 29, 2018
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nominal embrace

Refers to a merely “in name only” type of hug that you give someone whom you do not actually have romantic/affectionate feelings toward, but are just “going through the motions” to be polite/agreeable.
There are various reasons why one might administer a nominal embrace; the most common situations might be (A) you are giving the other person a proxy hug as a favor for someone else, or (B) you are at a party, wedding, or other social gathering where “everyone is doing it” --- i.e., giving a hug --- to one or more “special” attendees, such as the hostess, "birthday boy/girl", the newlyweds, etc., or (C) the huggee is either mentally challenged and thus craves “cuddly attention” from everyone around him, or he is presently going through a rough time in his life, and thus he needs all the emotional support he can get.
by QuacksO August 24, 2018
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