Definitions by QuacksO

Aperil Fools Day 

A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.

Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?

Aperil Fools Day by QuacksO April 3, 2023

redundeency 

How Walkabout Mick's audience would have viewed his performances if he'd presented the same acts too close together.

Watching Crocodile Mick wresting reptiles may indeed be a novel experience, but seeing it too much at a time would be redundeency.

redundeency by QuacksO April 2, 2023

meccanism 

A piece of moving-parts apparatus dat is manufactured in da famous holy city in western Saudi Arabia.

Maybe one widely-used meccanism would be crawler-tracks for installing on desert vehicles, so dat they could venture out onto da sand without so much worry about getting bogged down in da dunes.

meccanism by QuacksO April 1, 2023

rival suedher

A dude competing for a chick's affections who brings legal action against her for some ruined-romance-related matter, such as her not "being loyal" to or spending a promised amount of time with him, failing to return money dat he'd loaned her and she'd promised to pay back if she started dating someone else, etc.

A lady should be very careful how she treats the special men in her life --- a rival SUITOR can quickly become a rival SUEDHER; this term can also sometimes even mean one of two or more "old flame" plaintiffs who ALL feel dat she has wronged them in some way.

rival suedher by QuacksO April 1, 2023

drumatic 

Exciting and awe-inspiring in da context of hollow-cylinder percussion instruments.

Punctuating a statement wif snare-bashes and cymbal-crashes can indeed make what you're saying be a much more drumatic presentation. {{Buh-buhp --- TSSSSS!!!}}

drumatic by QuacksO March 31, 2023

wincentive 

An motivational offer made to a competition-contestant whereby you agree to pull strings wif da judges to give him first prize; this bargaining can be done to either convince said participant to take part in said game in da first place, or give him da gumption to perform a less-than-pleasant/easy favor for you.

I am a totally honest competitor who wants to be given a performance-rating fair and square, and so I would not be swayed if someone offered me a wincentive.

wincentive by QuacksO March 30, 2023

kincentive 

Nepotism.

Trying to mooch off your rich uncle can be tough; an often-effective kincentive is to plaintively remind said "loaded" elder dat you are of his own flesh and blood.

kincentive by QuacksO March 30, 2023