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brrrrometer

A measuring device dat predicts how cold it's gonna get in da near future.
A barometer merely measures air-pressure, but a brrrrometer may be able to warn you about whether you should lay in extra firewood for da next few days.
by QuacksO March 1, 2021
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temper-resistant

Robustly constructed to "shrug off" much of da assorted bashing, kicking, prying, etc. of furiously-impatient individuals who are not obtaining da desired results from da item being pounded on.
Computers can be so frustrating dat they should be extra-sturdily constructed to be at least moderately temper-resistant.
by QuacksO February 10, 2020
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Creedentials

(1) Uniforms, ID cards, certification documents, etc., dat are displayed by a professional or authority figure of Indigenous origin.
(2) Similarly-impressive-looking paperwork and/or panoply with which someone communicates his connection with and/or belief in a particular religion, philosophy, political platform, etc.
This or that person may indeed be a member of a particular ethnic group, highly trained/skilled in a particular employment-field, or affiliated with some virtuous-sounding organization, but if he himself lacks basic decency or a willingness to deal fairly/respectfully with his fellow human, I really could care less about his creedentials, regardless of how extensive or impressive they may seem!
by QuacksO January 24, 2024
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Brigham's young

He surely had a passel of 'em!
I find it difficult to feel overly loyal or respectfully supportive towards a polygamous religious leader who's fathered so many "Brigham's young" children; Warren Jeffs comes to mind as a prime example.
by QuacksO December 28, 2021
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calibraided

Da fine-tuned hair-arranging status dat little girls become when role-playing salon-matron on each other.
Many an expert hair-dresser became calibraided 'way back in day-care.
by QuacksO October 12, 2024
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It's just a roof-rack

What you realize with relief when you thought dat there might have been a cop-car behind/ahead of you.
Regardless of whether "it's just a roof-rack" on a particular car dat's in your vicinity, you should still always be diligent about obeying da traffic laws --- not only should you do so in any case, but you also never know where da fuzz is gonna be at any given time.
by QuacksO April 5, 2025
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econdomy-grade

Denotes a lower-than-"deluxe" level of intimacy, in that the gal always insists that the guy wear a condom whenever he "does it" with her.
A guy should realize that a gal's insisting on just econdomy-grade intercourse is definitely not a sign that the gal doesn't love him very much --- she's simply taking a precaution against either get pregnant or contracting STDs.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
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