Definitions by QuacksO

personal bow-wowndaries 

What Chance in "Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey" would have liked da staff at da animal shelter to have respected more when they were removing da porcupine quills from his face.

Chance felt dat his personal bow-wowndaries were being seriously invaded when da animal-care staffmembers were putting their hands all over his face while examining him prior to removing da porcupine quills; he didn't realize, of course, dat they were just trying to help him, and dat said temporarily-invasive actions were necessary prep-work for performing said painful-but-productive surgery.

personal bow-wowndaries by QuacksO May 19, 2023

thrustworthy 

What a horny stud claims to be when asking a chick to let him "do it bareback" with her.

No normal dude is 100% thrustworthy --- he may THINK dat he can control whether or not he ejaculates, but it is still an involuntary thing, and if he gets excited enough, all bets are off!

thrustworthy by QuacksO May 16, 2023

metropolitician 

City-slicker dude who works for da government.

Dat urban mucky-muck legislator doesn't have a clue about how county folks have to live --- he's so totally a metropolitician!

metropolitician by QuacksO May 16, 2023

specshill 

How a grateful individual makes you feel while you're "puffing" him in da public eye.

A famous "Doonesbury" cartoon-sequence featured a "parody book" entitled "The Whitewash Years, by Henry Kissinger", and a TV mini-series called "Hype Henry", which was "brought to you by the Chase-Manhattan Bank". It doesn't state whether Mr. Big-Glasses made said glowing-media-producers feel "specshill" for said undeserved laudatory activities, however.

specshill by QuacksO May 16, 2023

darelict 

Someone who is a mere shadow of his former self due to his having accepted too many dangerously-foolhardy challenges during his younger days.

Da term "darelict" could also refer to an unsafe "ancient" structure dat attracts unwise individuals who try to coerce each other to enter and/or perform insane actions upon said abandoned/condemned man-made objects.

darelict by QuacksO May 11, 2023

ingracieate 

What George Burns's cute and charming spouse could do with most any male colleague.

Actress Allen tried to ingracieate herself with William Boyd to get him to pull strings for her wif da Hollywood mucky-mucks in order to get her husband into da western pictures. Da Hopalong Cassidy star was indeed pleased to work with said famous and likeable showgirl, although he immediately saw through her little game right off.

ingracieate by QuacksO May 11, 2023

reconsighle

To come to an agreement which one or both parties feel wheezingly dissatisfied wif said common-ground finding.

It is never revealed whether Madea and Dr. Phil ever were able to reconsighle their differences regarding anger management.

reconsighle by QuacksO May 8, 2023