QuacksO's definitions
Refers to someone who is either super-pushy about trying to bribe others to behave unethically/illegally on his behalf, or who is a total a**h**e to everyone unless he is bribed in some way --- money, sex, fancy meals, being catered to and/or waited on hand-and-foot, etc. --- think Ethan Couch, or maybe Varuca Salt of Wonka's chocolate-factory fame.
I don't wanna deal with any of the local budget-committee members --- nuthin' but a bunch of bleepin' bribarians!
by QuacksO July 6, 2018
Get the bribarianmug. A super-rich dude who sits around all day in his "to-and-fro-motion" easy-chair while the rest of us slave away to keep him comfy.
I wonder if J.D. Rockerfeller ever thought about all the trouble he was causing the world while he was sitting on his porch just rockin' away?
by QuacksO March 13, 2019
Get the J.D. Rockerfellermug. If you really crave a "buzz", get into arcitecture --- not only will you get all da noisy/brilliant droning and sputtering you desire, but you will also be able to create useful 'n' usable objects dat you and fellow humans can enjoy having and working wif in da future.
by QuacksO February 13, 2024
Get the arcitecturemug. Da theory of a perfect "catch-phrase" is largely non-existent, since (A) everyone is different, and so an approach dat might be attractive/alluring to one person might not work for someone else, and (B) many folks prefer dat you just "be yourself", and so a "canned come-on" would likely be largely ineffective for them, since they would want to know how you truly think/feel, not merely how well-read you are in da art of "making friends and influencing people".
by QuacksO February 17, 2022
Get the catch-phrasemug. Giving someone a genitals-fondling is all well and good; just be aware dat it often ends up being a "message", due to your either (depending on da gender of da person whose warm softness you're savoring) getting girly-goo all over your fingers, or having puddles of yucky whitish fluid to clean up --- putting a few layers of newspaper underneath da guy's midsection beforehand might be a wise precaution in this latter case.
by QuacksO November 5, 2023
Get the messagemug. If you love giving posterior-swats but your hand-eye coordination isn't da greatest, just choosing folks with big flabby behinds can make da job easier, since da larger surface-area of your palm's "target" makes your whackuracy less important.
by QuacksO March 23, 2022
Get the whackuracymug. A minimum-number requirement for how many passages in a book report, essay, etc. dat have to come from someone else.
Okay, explain this to me, please --- If I use part of someone else's literary composition in my writing assignment, that's plagiarism, but if I DON'T include da work of other authors, then I won't meet my quotea...??
by QuacksO April 25, 2024
Get the quoteamug.