Definitions by QuacksO

carsinogen 

A tissue-destroying substance dat is produced by not behaving yourself.

If swearing and/or lying is a carsinogen and thus risks creating cancer of da mouth, does washing out said speaking-cavity wif Ivory soap eliminate da risk?

carsinogen by QuacksO June 2, 2023

dayta 

Facts 'n' figures on events and conditions dat occur while da sun is up.

Convenience stores collect "dayta" on which "sundries" people typically purchase during da period from dawn to dusk, but I dunno if they monitor "nighta" --- i.e., info about da "moondries" dat people most-frequently shell out for during da wee hours. :P

dayta by QuacksO June 1, 2023

alterior motive 

What your sweetheart may have if he asks you to visit a chapel wif him.

Be wary if your significant other requests your company while going to explore a chapel; he may actually have an alterior motive --- i.e., he hopes to have da two of you get hitched once you're inside da room wif him.

alterior motive by QuacksO May 31, 2023

arkives 

Ancient record-keeping files dat describe da performance and/or location of da famous golden chest of da Covenant.

If Rene Belloq had sifted though da ancient arkives instead of relying on da arrogant and incompetent Nazis for help and guidance, he might have located da precious metal vessel before Indiana Jones did.

arkives by QuacksO May 29, 2023

arcives 

Past record-files of welding.

If you want to know who is truly worthy to hire for metal-fabrication work, check da local arcives regarding different tradespeople's job-performance over preceding years.

arcives by QuacksO May 29, 2023

dissentdent 

Someone who says, "El Passo" to publicly admitting, acknowledging, and/or favorably discussing his lineage.

JFK and his two also-deeply-into-politics brothers were da unlucky dissentdents of da infamous mobster Joseph P.; they did their best to distance themselves from said paternal criminal, and try to do good in da world.

dissentdent by QuacksO May 29, 2023

memorayal service

A funeral for an eel.

Eels live differing lengths of time depending on species, habitat, whether or not they are in da wild or raised in captivity, etc., and so it's uncertain when a memorayal service will be held in any given locale.

memorayal service by QuacksO May 29, 2023