obiturates

Sedative-type drugs dat are so powerful and dangerous dat they may "have da Achmed effect" if ingested --- i.e., they may "keel" you.
Lots of tranquilizers --- both legal and illegal --- are so "hazardous to your health" (think, all of da ongoing class-action lawsuits against Pfizer and other "Big Pharma" corporations) dat dey should probably be classed as "obiturates"!
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
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cycleone

A super-heavy menstrual-period dat is a "total whirlwind" of activity.
Claiming to have a cycleone dat month is a great way for a girl to avoid having sex.
by QuacksO October 24, 2023
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resipient

Da thirsty individual to whom you give a cool refreshing drink.
This word is not reserved for liquid-imbibers on hot days, either --- you'll have grateful resipients on a frosty morning, as well, when you bring them cups of steaming coffee or cocoa!
by QuacksO January 15, 2023
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temperary

Refers to where either ya blow yer top now in order to let off enough steam so dat ya can bear to be more calm/patient later, or ya postpone yer screamin' tirade for some future date, either because it would be more safe/acceptable to do it at dat subsequent time, or ya are hoping dat whatever super-infuriating conditions dat presently exist will improve sufficiently by then dat ya won't feel so fist-clenchedly upset in da first place.
I was fumingly incensed at having gotten caught in an unexpected rainstorm on da way home, but I knew dat it was only a temperary situation --- i.e., da sun would come out again eventually, plus I had dry clothing at da house --- and so I managed not to "grouch 'n' grouse" about getting soaked.
by QuacksO January 27, 2022
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brewtality

Unwarranted strong-arm behavior caused by the perpetrator's having imbibed too much coffee and/or malted beverages.
I have lower-than-normal inhibitions and an inherent tendency to resentfully lash out as it is, so I avoid caffeine and alcohol like the plague, since I am concerned that I might then commit brewtality if someone upset me.
by QuacksO March 16, 2022
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character ass-sass-ination

Refers to publicly-voiced derisive/uncomplimentary remarks/details ("sass") made about someone regarding his less-than-perfect-looking posterior ("ass").
(a prime example of character ass-sass-ination, from an old "Blondie" cartoon) Mrs. Dithers: In my younger days, I had quite a following.
Mr. Dithers: And she still does, heh, heh, heh... (cheekily placing his hand beside his mouth as if to prevent his wife from hearing his "aside" remark) ...but her dress-maker keeps it well-hidden!
Dagwood (staring down at Mr. Dithers' prostrate figure that's sprawled untidily on the floor as his irately-unamused wife stomps off in a huff): Do you see stars, Boss?
Mr. Dithers: Stars?!?? I can see the entire AURORA BOREALIS!!!
by QuacksO August 09, 2018
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batchelor

A single dude who mixes up his own bread/cookie-dough due to his having no women-folk around to do da baking for him.
If a batchelor becomes good enough at his cooking, potential spouses might find this ability attractive, especially if said ladies happen to be "lazy cooks" themselves, and so they wish that someone else would make dinner sometimes.
by QuacksO April 04, 2019
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