QuacksO's definitions

pulpiteer

A ventriloquist who uses his show to promote his theological beliefs.

The term "pulpiteer" can also refer to one or more of the elders in a church who use their preacher as merely a "figurehead" or "mouthpiece on strings" to deceive their parishioners for their own greedy benefit and/or nefarious goals.

by QuacksO January 15, 2020

sizemograph

A calculating device that hot chicks use to determine how big a dude's "downstairs equipment" is.

I don't need no 0%!$@#& sizemograph to figure out if I wanna have sex wif a well-hung dude --- I just tell him to "shove it in", and if it feels good having him up inside me, I simply let him go ahead and start thrusting.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

purseuer

A strong-willed moocher who "chases" someone possessing significant funds.

I make it a general policy to never loan money to anyone, in an effort to not attract purseuers to my doorstep.

by QuacksO March 12, 2019

bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Dischenectady

The lesser-known "sister city" to the famous east-central New York municipality; its residents are known for being rather disjointed and unable to adequately focus their attention on community goals.

I hate boring routines and schedules, so Dischenectady, New York sounds like a perfect place for me to relocate to.

by QuacksO December 13, 2018

impewnity

Imperviousness to getting in dutch for odiferous methane-expellings.

Churches tend to be liberally tolerant of their parishioners' physical shortcomings as long as they behave themselves socially, so you can generally expect "impewnity" while you're there --- i.e., you can fart all you want while sitting in the chapel's wooden benches, provided you are courteous and respectful in your overall treatment of others present.

by QuacksO May 1, 2022

silhouewet

An "as seen through the steam-fogged wall of a shower stall" shadow of one or more nudies engaged either in the process of cleansing, or --- in the case of more than one person showering together --- reproducing themselves.

Observing a person's silhouewet can indeed be nice, but often you have a major letdown when you actually see what da birthday-suited showerer looks like in real life.

by QuacksO April 28, 2019