Refers to either of two different paddling-in-water individuals/devices:
(1) someone who pretends to know how to perform laps in a pool even though he's never actually learned how, or
(2) an aerobics-type exercise-machine dat helps you learn da basic concept of suspending/propelling yourself in water.
(1) someone who pretends to know how to perform laps in a pool even though he's never actually learned how, or
(2) an aerobics-type exercise-machine dat helps you learn da basic concept of suspending/propelling yourself in water.
In da famous book, "Alice In Wonderland", da Knave of Hearts claimed dat he could not hold his own if immersed in H2O, and da assertion-confirming fact dat he was made merely of cardboard probably also meant dat he could not even act as a convincing swimulator, either.
by QuacksO October 31, 2022
A majority of something desirable that is allotted to someone for either the attractiveness of their thighs, or for their willingness to spread said thighs for the resource-giver.
Having a trim shapely physique is advantageous in many ways, including often being allowed the loin's share of available resources in many instances.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.
Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.
by QuacksO July 23, 2023
A published collection of poems detailing da infamous "If I did it" assertions supposedly penned by Da Juice.
I hear dat little or none of da highly-controversial "Confessions of the Killer" book was actually written by da "citrus-drink dude", so perhaps said tome is not really a true or accurate Orenthology of what he actually thinks about da matter.
by QuacksO February 12, 2020
Now dat Biff Tannen no longer has a copy of Gray's Sports Almanac, he may have to resort to espyonage if he wants to continue betting on da winners of famous sporting-events.
by QuacksO May 06, 2021
Lyle Crocodile suffered a lot of untrue alligations due to prejudiced folks' just automatically assuming dat he was a fearsome savage people-eater.
by QuacksO May 13, 2022
I'd had a few brews from Golden, Colorado over the course of the evening, so I waited till the next day to drive a car.
by QuacksO March 06, 2024