QuacksO's definitions
To take da term "infirmercial" in a literal sense, some of said boob-tube-bee-ess presentations may indeed promise products/services/practices dat supposedly will cure yer lethargy and boost yer vitality, but predictably, about da only effect dat said pricey offerings actually have is to make yer FINANCES more "infirm"! :P
by QuacksO August 3, 2025
Get the infirmercialmug. Refers to merchandise that you pick up for someone else while shopping for your own items, either because this other person is unable to travel to the store himself, or because he is not a paid member of the big-box outfit where his desired items are offered, and so he has asked you as a member to obtain the items for him at the warehouse's bulk-package discount.
I don't buy enough household consumables to justify the $89-per-year membership-fee that Sam's Club charges, so I just piggyback-purchase them through the large family down the street.
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
Get the piggyback-purchasemug. Social/environmental attributes dat at-least-adequately allow for da willingness to shed one's garments.
Exactly what would be considered "bareable conditions" would vary widely among different people, of course, but generally they would involve things like how well da considering-stripping-off individual likes/trusts any accompanying humans who would be observing said person in his/her "birthday suit", what will likely be expected of him to allow/perform with relation to said accompanying humans, how warm and isolated da present surroundings are, etc.
by QuacksO April 11, 2023
Get the bareable conditionsmug. Refers to the urgency-of-need-based sequential scheduling of branch-trimming or other service that a forester or utilities-worker performs.
Asplundh-crew foreman: The recent snowy winter storms had really made a tangled mess of the roadside vegetation, and so initially we had to practice treeage so that we could attend to the worst-affected areas ASAP.
by QuacksO June 13, 2018
Get the treeagemug. What good is an emergency-response worker if he always just gets perilized anytime there's an urgent dilemma to be dealt with???
by QuacksO November 24, 2020
Get the perilizedmug. Da term "specktator" can also refer to someone who purchases da cheapest seats in da arena --- i.e., da ones in da very back of da room --- and thus is only able to see da actors/players as tiny dots because they are so far away.
by QuacksO March 18, 2022
Get the specktatormug. Extra-heavy elastic, stronger thread, larger buttons, etc., that help ensure that your clothing won't be either "saggy 'n' baggy" or revealing.
Hot chick: I like guys as much as any of the other chicks around town, but I also value my modesty and appearance, so I always choose clothing that has sufficient gap insurance; I don't wanna give lustful studs or anyone else the wrong idea about me by looking slutty or sloppy.
by QuacksO March 24, 2019
Get the gap insurancemug.