Soothing applications of fingernails dat you give someone's back in praise/admiration for some major accomplishment dat he's attained, such as landing a job, getting a promotion, becoming engaged/married, etc.
Garfield likes to give Jon his own unique type of "conscratchulations" --- i.e., with the help of his eighteen paws-mounted "little friends" --- but somehow Jon never seems to appreciate said laudatory gestures nearly so much as Garfield enjoys administering them to him.
by QuacksO December 10, 2019
What opera singers are doing --- they are conversing like normal people, only the words are all set to music.
I'm not much for musicals... a few --- like the Sound Of Music and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang --- are okay, but I quickly get weary of having to sit through all that long drawn-out choruspondence!
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
Fizzy carbonated ("sparkling") water. So named because it gurgles on its way down yer throat, and ya giggle when it tickles yer tonsils.
Plain water or fruit juice is all well and good, but I love giggle-gurgle, especially on a hot day --- nuthin' like that bubbly "bite" to soothe your dry palate and "deeply" quench your thirst.
by QuacksO August 07, 2018
Perhaps if Jeff Dunham insisted dat Achmed attend anger-management classes, it would not take so minor of a displeasing event or remark to amount to a "keelyougram".
by QuacksO July 21, 2021
One of the main causes of widespread animal-poaching is a lack of cowardenation among manpower across the affected areas.
by QuacksO November 15, 2019
To put your John Hancock on a release-form absolving da form's holder from any responsibility stemming from hand-swishing.
If you're gonna give a speech dat others may find absurd or hard to agree with, you might wanna sign a waver first to avoid others' being concerned dat you would sue them for emotional distress if they made disgusted, "Oh, go 'way!" gestures.
by QuacksO June 28, 2023
Da "let's see if you can behave yourself socially" period dat Bowser da hound-dog gets put on due to excessive howling and general noisy carrying-on.
by QuacksO December 08, 2019