Definitions by QuacksO

sign a waver 

To put your John Hancock on a release-form absolving da form's holder from any responsibility stemming from hand-swishing.

If you're gonna give a speech dat others may find absurd or hard to agree with, you might wanna sign a waver first to avoid others' being concerned dat you would sue them for emotional distress if they made disgusted, "Oh, go 'way!" gestures.

sign a waver by QuacksO June 28, 2023

growmance 

A courtship dat begins shortly after infancy and continues all the way up through adulthood.

In da song "Freckle Face" from da "Four Jacks and a Jill" album, "Fables", vocalist Glenys Lynne recounts da growmance dat she and her present husband shared ever since she'd been a small child.

growmance by QuacksO June 28, 2023

roamance 

Sarcastic term for a lovey-dovey relationship dat involves one or both members of da couple's "wandering" --- i.e., casually dating around --- frequently.

Personally, I see nothing wrong with a roamance, so long as both lovers always come back to each other after "exploring other pastures".

roamance by QuacksO June 28, 2023

rowmance 

What two lovers nurture while partaking of relaxing paddles around the pond.

In da 1924 movie, "Girl Shy", Harold and Mary shared a great rowmance at a peaceful stream near Harold's home town of Little Bend, California.

rowmance by QuacksO June 28, 2023

despairity

A situation of unequal melancholy.

One should try to empathize in his friend's sorrows whenever possible, to minimize despairity.

despairity by QuacksO June 27, 2023

gineric

Unspecified strong-liquor preparation.

Da character in Joe Diffie's famous song "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox" doesn't specify what type of "stiff drink" he wants placed in his hand; his request is gineric in nature.

gineric by QuacksO June 27, 2023

all my hexes live in Texas 

What a practicer of voodoo claims after leaving said creepy lifestyle behind and moving far away north near da Canadian border.

Maybe it is indeed true dat all my hexes live in Texas, but I still hafta use six-sided wrenches to adjust/install/remove ordinary bolts and nuts.

all my hexes live in Texas by QuacksO June 27, 2023