QuacksO's definitions

dispewte

To vigorously contest an idea or action with great outflows of forceful speech.

After being presented with the stain on Monica's dress, Slick Willie could no longer dispewte the claim that he'd shot his load during a hot 'n' heavy oral-sex session with said alluring and luscious-lipped intern.

by QuacksO April 24, 2022

alehusbands

1. The male members of a common moderate-size herring species, widely found throughout North America.
2. The male spouses of barfly-ladies; often, they "hit the pubs" together and "drink pale ale like fish".

Alehusbands are comparatively easy to catch and fairly okay to eat, but they definitely have a more "porky" taste compared to alewives, and so I assume that they must possess at least some "male chauvinist pig" characteristics, just like their human counterparts.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

sirvey

A poll of da male population in da certain area.

What good is a sirvey if da local ladies aren't asked their opinion, as well?

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

abismol

Outrageously mediocre quality, performance, etc. regarding dat yucky pink stomach-elixir dat comes in a triangular bottle.

Da pharmacist at da local drug store assured me dat da "new and improved" Pepto-Bimbo crap would relieve my heartburn and bloating, but so far da results have generally been rather abismol --- I still have about as much cramps and butt-tooting as before!

by QuacksO November 24, 2020

Pele'ontolgoy

Da ancestral study of famed athlete Edson Arantes do Nascimento.

A little Pele'ontolgoy reveals dat some of da famous football-player's forebears were also into sports.

by QuacksO February 26, 2021

forjury

A phony court sentence supposedly handed down by a "committee of your peers".

Claiming to have been acquitted by a group of seated mannequins is nothing but a forjury.

by QuacksO June 9, 2023

(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.

In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!

by QuacksO January 8, 2022