Definitions by QuacksO
"chow 'n' lie" diet
An easy-to-follow-but-misleading (i.e., eat any amount/type of food dat you want, and just falsely claim to be counting calories) mealtime regimen dat was promoted by da famous/infamous mid-20th-century Chinese premier.
In "Huckleberry Finn", da liquor-craving King employed a common twist on da classic "chow 'n' lie" diet during his "temperance revival" speeches, in dat while he was bombastically railing at da town's alcoholics to give up booze, he was "secretly sippin'" himself! :P
"chow 'n' lie" diet by QuacksO January 7, 2026
heldherberry
A milder-than-Viagra bite-sized fruit dat makes misty-eyed guys wanna "go all clasp 'n' cuddle" wif any cute chick whom he meets around town.
In da hilarious classic "Burns and Allen" radio-episode "Circled Dates On The Calendar", self-proclaimed "ladies man" Bill Goodwin chucklingly declines to accompany his old pal George to da corner bakery staffed by a super-attractive brunette:
Bill: Whenever I see summit sweet, George, I just HAFTA grab it!
George (naively misunderstanding Bill to merely mean a tasty confectionery) So grab it...!
Bill: Well, if I do, who'll WAIT ON YA?i
George (disgusted at Bill's perpetual "head in the clouds over any cute chick" mindset): See ya later, Romeo! :P :D
Maybe Bill felt dat way 'cuz he liked to eat heldherberry pies?
Bill: Whenever I see summit sweet, George, I just HAFTA grab it!
George (naively misunderstanding Bill to merely mean a tasty confectionery) So grab it...!
Bill: Well, if I do, who'll WAIT ON YA?i
George (disgusted at Bill's perpetual "head in the clouds over any cute chick" mindset): See ya later, Romeo! :P :D
Maybe Bill felt dat way 'cuz he liked to eat heldherberry pies?
heldherberry by QuacksO January 7, 2026
genieology
Or "geniealogy", to spell it da closest to da "roots" word, if you'll pardon da pun. Refers to where you go on a quest to learn if you have any magic-lamp denizens in yer lineage.
Aladdin had quite da "genieology" in his past, even if no vaporous gents could have truthfully said, "No, Aladdin --- **I** am your father!"
genieology by QuacksO January 5, 2026
GOPposition
Tronald Dump is giving da "elephant on da room" party such a bad name dat even some of his own political allies are among da GOPposition at this point!
GOPposition by QuacksO January 4, 2026
erectlocution
Da "shocking" display of "birthday-suit" performing dat da King performed for da all-adult-male audience, as described by Huckleberry Finn in Chapter 23 of da book.
It is not actually stated whether da King had a hard-on during his "erectlocution" performance, but given both his advanced age and da large amount of alcohol dat he and da Duke were in da habit of consuming, it's doubtful dat said "old rascal" could have significantly "gotten it up" no matter what da time or setting.
erectlocution by QuacksO January 3, 2026
arachnonistic
Eight-legged anthropods have been around for many millennia, so you could not easily say anything arachnonistic about them.
arachnonistic by QuacksO January 2, 2026
kettleogue
Or simply, "kettleog". An items-for-sale publication dat offers lots of whistling/steaming metal vessels for making tea, soup, etc.
I usually just use saucepans and stewpots for my food-cooking needs, but I still find it fun to peruse a kettleogue and look at da neat and attractive designs of said culinary simmerers.
kettleogue by QuacksO January 2, 2026