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suckcess

Where you are able to accomplish either one of two often-difficult-to-attain goals:
(1) Convincing a hot hunk with a really nice cock to let you give him a blowjob. (Can also loosely mean "sucking access", as in, being allowed to wrap your lips around that succulent man-meat whenever you want to.)

(2) Pumping out ("sucking") the sewage ("cess") from a really "ornery" septic tank.
Hottie #1: Yo, Girl --- how'd ya make out with Brandon?
Hottie #2: Oh great, hunny --- gave him a blowjob he'll never forget! And I felt really privileged to be given suckcess to that huge tasty cock, too --- he doesn't submit to just any gal, you know... she has to be fairly special to him before he'll allow her inside his boxers.

Red Green: So how was your workday, Winston?
Winston Rothschild: Oh, pretty good, Red --- that last tank I pumped was really a doozy, but I kept at it, and at last I was suckcessful.
by QuacksO October 23, 2017
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circular saw

A shredding device through which you run those pesky weekly recycled-paper ad-flyers dat you get in da mail.
Da term "circular saw" could also refer to da status of your awareness of said annoying junk-mail --- i.e., you already "saw" said "circulars", and checked to be sure dat there is indeed nothing in dem dat interests or applies to you --- prior to your running dem through your "Watergate 2001" confetti-maker.
by QuacksO May 21, 2022
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hops-scotch

A moderately-active jumping-type game that people play while imbibing beer and whiskey.
I tried playing hops-scotch with my drinking-buddies, but I was already so tipsy that I kept falling over and thus getting eliminated from the game.
by QuacksO May 9, 2019
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promoation

Where a "rising through the ranks" knight or lord is given a more-luxurious castle with a sizable water-filled ditch surrounding it.
King Arthur was known for his fair and generous treatment of his loyal and courageous round-table warriors, so I imagine that he regularly gave them promoations to reward them for exceptional bravery and/or servitude.
by QuacksO May 25, 2020
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resido

Refers to da assorted yucky "stinks to High Heaven" flotsam and jetsam dat litters an area or situation as a result of one or more individuals' dishonest/selfish/careless actions.
Oliver North spoke of financial "residuals", but da entire Iran-Contra scandal surely left behind a whale of a lot more messy/embarrassing "residos" than merely what Ollie was discussing!
by QuacksO September 29, 2022
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J.P. Morguean

Infamous robber-baron who didn't mind filling the funeral homes with corpses just so that he and his "rich-bug" cronies could continue "living the good life".
I try to be very careful with my finances so that I don't have to take out any loans, and I avoid the NYSE like the plague; with these wise practices, I hopefully won't fall victim to any modern-day J.P. Morgueans.
by QuacksO September 30, 2018
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tourneyquet

A pressure-applying device dat is kept in a sports-arena's first-aid kit "just in case".
All professional ball games have safe-conduct rules to hopefully prevent injuries, but one should still always keep at least one tourneyquet on hand at all times, 'cuz "ya never know".
by QuacksO June 7, 2020
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