Definitions by QuacksO
NTSWTSA
Da group of lazy/careless/incompetent "ntwts" who foot-draggingly create safety standards and recommendations, usually only after one or more huge safety-scandals, like da Titanic or Tenerife disasters.
If da NTSWTSA were doing a better job of maintaining and improving safety in da word's industrial and transportation systems, far fewer huge human-error-based catastrophes would likely have occurred.
hyperbully
Exaggerated pseudo-aggressive behavior dat does not actually make someone feel threatened or compelled to act against his will.
Just as with any type of deceptive joking, hyperbully should only be used if you know for sure dat da recipient of said posturing is aware dat you're "just shootin' blanks" --- many unfortunate incidents have occurred where someone had honestly but incorrectly thought dat someone was "being serious" when he'd blurted out a seemingly-ferocious/dictatorial statement, and so said concerned individual had been stressfully "traumatized for nothing". Plus of course, if overused, said phony-strongarming tactics can also backfire big time, in dat eventually others will assume dat you are always "crying wolf" whenever you act forceful or urgent, and so they may invalidly --- or even tragically --- ignore/disregard your outbursts on an isolated occasion when there actually is indeed a genuine reason to be concerned and take swift action, such as in an emergency.
hyperbully by QuacksO August 18, 2023
animossity
Frowningly-negative feelings dat you experience when you see wads or carpets of fuzzy spore-bearing growth in damp or shady areas.
Snooty "proper" grownups on nature-trail hikes often feel strong animossity towards fluffy green "soil-rugs" because said blankets of thick soft ground-cover are notorious for providing comfy spots for young couples to stretch out on and perform a bouncy-bouncy.
animossity by QuacksO August 18, 2023
Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?
What you eye-twinklingly ask a buddy, infirm/elderly neighbor, cute chick, etc. when you both know dat you're merely asking said other person if he/she wants to ride along wif you on a simple shopping and/or errands-running trip into town.
Asking someone, "Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?" can yield benefits not just for you, but for da other person, too --- not only will he be providing you wif pleasant/entertaining companionship on your otherwise-boring-and-ordinary sojourn, but it may also allow HIM to accomplish one or more desired activities of his own while he's in said business district, such as stocking up on groceries/housewares, doing laundry, etc. Plus of course, he will be able to perform said tasks more easily, economically, safely, etc, than if he'd had to either make said "trip to da big city" all by himself, or get someone else to do it for him.
Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me? by QuacksO August 17, 2023
titties-toll
Refers to either:
(1) a recompense of some kind --- i.e., cash, pricey meal at da diner, labor-intensive favor, etc. --- dat a buxom chick requests from you in exchange for her "allowing you to proceed past her upper undergarments" --- i.e., letting you see and/or touch "Da Merchandise", or
(2) requested "pleeze squeeze theeze" privileges dat a soft/warm-flesh-loving dude asks a chesty gal for as a "bribe" or "payment" for his permitting her to walk into some restricted area that's under his control.
(1) a recompense of some kind --- i.e., cash, pricey meal at da diner, labor-intensive favor, etc. --- dat a buxom chick requests from you in exchange for her "allowing you to proceed past her upper undergarments" --- i.e., letting you see and/or touch "Da Merchandise", or
(2) requested "pleeze squeeze theeze" privileges dat a soft/warm-flesh-loving dude asks a chesty gal for as a "bribe" or "payment" for his permitting her to walk into some restricted area that's under his control.
My girlfriend has lovely extra-bountiful chest-pillowz, so I wonder if da tongue-lolling-for-feminine-flesh ticket-taker at da museum would count her letting him feel her up as being enough titties-toll for both her and me?
titties-toll by QuacksO August 17, 2023
EMPA rating
One should tailor da use and intensity of electronic shockwave transmissions based on their EMPA rating --- what might be necessary for stopping mature and robust-natured adults from committing hostile actions would not be safe or appropriate for delicate-natured children or frail/infirm elderly folks.
EMPA rating by QuacksO August 13, 2023