QuacksO's definitions
A crazed and delusional condition caused by reading too many b**ls**t submissions for da local school play.
I tediously waded through well over a hundred stupid-a** ideas for what we should present on junior acting night at the high school ,and now I gots a rip-roarin' case of skitsophrenia!
by QuacksO November 2, 2018
Get the skitsophreniamug. One should tailor da use and intensity of electronic shockwave transmissions based on their EMPA rating --- what might be necessary for stopping mature and robust-natured adults from committing hostile actions would not be safe or appropriate for delicate-natured children or frail/infirm elderly folks.
by QuacksO August 13, 2023
Get the EMPA ratingmug. To "fatally" screw up someone's "natural" or "normal" progression into maturity; two of the most common forms of this abuse are to either invalidly/excessively tell a tender/naive-minded little one to "grow up already", or to put down an adult by "treating him like a five-year-old".
I signed up for adult-counselling in an effort to get my social screws tightened, and they did an excellent job --- one big way they helped me was to teach me to recognize when others were trying to youthanize me, and then simply disregard these verbal barbs so that they could no longer hurt me emotionally.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
Get the youthanizemug. Having sympathetic/helpful feelings relating to ejaculation, such as a lady who feels sorry for a horny stud who badly needs to "relieve da pressure", or an obliging dude who wants to help out a sexually-lonesome lady.
Being cumpassionate is all well and good, but one should proceed with caution --- frequent intercourse can lead to unexpected pregnancies, STDs, and other less-than-desirable consequences.
by QuacksO April 3, 2023
Get the cumpassionatemug. What da highway-patrol is obliged to engage in whenever da local hot-rodder hoodlums decide to play speed-demon in their Camaros and Corvettes.
"Chevy Chase" puns aside, Wikipedia seems to say nothing about "Da Great Triple-C" in reference to his ever taking part in street-racing, so perhaps young motor-heads were "taking da actor's name in vain" when they gleefully used this term to describe all da fun they had with outrunning da cops all over town.
by QuacksO September 9, 2019
Get the Chevy chasemug. Before he was reformed by the three spirits, Ebeneezer Scrooge took great pleasure in being extremely miserly; he would severely centsure his clerk, Bob Cratchit, for even a minuscule amount of needlessly-spent company-funds.
by QuacksO September 10, 2019
Get the centsuremug. A.k.a. "closet coveters" --- i.e., people with a stronger-than-normal tendency towards grabbiness, but who usually do not openly admit it.
I hitch-hiked downtown to scavenge the waste-paper bins at the post office, looking to see if anyone had discarded any Nielsen TV Ratings Survey envelopes with two $1 bills hidden inside... yep, got to admit it --- guess I've finally joined "The Greed Breed", LOL!! Well, maybe I'm not really being greedy per se --- I mean, I just would hate to see perfectly good cash get discarded, merely because many of the junk-mail envelopes' other recipients didn't even know dat da cash was in there. Who WOULDN'T wanna pick up an easy two bucks just like that???
by QuacksO August 30, 2018
Get the The Greed Breedmug.