Refers to where you jokingly imitate the "momentary static" sounds of a 40-channel two-way radio when saying something, often accompanied by making a "thumbing the mike" motion with your hand.
If you wanna truly amuse others with your "CB-squelch speech" antics, you need to imitate the "transmit and receive switching" sounds correctly --- when you begin a sentence, first vocalize about a second of raspy-exhaled "radio hash" sound, then speak in an emotionless monotone as you "say your piece", and finally wrap up with a brief loud-static "sound byte".
Example: Raise your hand up near your mouth and make a "thumbing the mike" motion, then say, "Khaahhh --- that's an affirmative, Good Buddy." Then pretend to release the mike-button, while simultaneously making a sharp crisp "hkhauhhk!" throat-sound to imitate the radio's internal "send/receive" relay switching back and the squelch "kicking in" to silence the static
Example: Raise your hand up near your mouth and make a "thumbing the mike" motion, then say, "Khaahhh --- that's an affirmative, Good Buddy." Then pretend to release the mike-button, while simultaneously making a sharp crisp "hkhauhhk!" throat-sound to imitate the radio's internal "send/receive" relay switching back and the squelch "kicking in" to silence the static
by QuacksO April 25, 2020
1. What Mr. Happy has (i.e., his "vision" is always focusing on just one thing --- specifically, a gal's "love-tunnel").
2. What the vengeful and intently-gazing-straight-ahead Biff Tannen was experiencing while trying to run down Marty McFly in the underground causeway, and therefore he never noticed Old Man Jones' fertilizer-truck in time to avoid colliding with it --- yet again --- and consequently having himself and his car covered with the truck's messy contents ("MANURE!! I hate MANURE!") a second time, mere hours after having gotten said beloved jalopy back from Terry's garage which had cleaned it out from its previous encounter with said poop-hauler.
2. What the vengeful and intently-gazing-straight-ahead Biff Tannen was experiencing while trying to run down Marty McFly in the underground causeway, and therefore he never noticed Old Man Jones' fertilizer-truck in time to avoid colliding with it --- yet again --- and consequently having himself and his car covered with the truck's messy contents ("MANURE!! I hate MANURE!") a second time, mere hours after having gotten said beloved jalopy back from Terry's garage which had cleaned it out from its previous encounter with said poop-hauler.
I always slow down a bit and drive extra-carefully through mountain-tubes and other underground traffic-passes, since it's notoriously easy to unwittingly get "tunnel vision" when traversing said claustrophobic motoring-routes.
by QuacksO April 07, 2020
Refers to a confirmation of a previously-granted go-ahead dat you either periodically request from da same person who had already said dat a desired-by-you action was okay sometime in da past but you are concerned dat his circumstances might have changed in da meantime and so you'd better query him again to make sure dat he's still okay wif it, or ask for from da new owners/managers of whatever objects/property dat you'd previously been allowed to access by whoever was runnin' da show before it changed hands; for all you know, this present authority-figure's policies/conditions might be different from da previous owner's, and so it might NOT be okay wif HIM for you to continue doing whatever you'd been permitted in da past.
I occasionally cause unintentional irritation/impatience wif home/business-owners when requesting re-permission for some favor/allowance dat had always given to me in da past (they might exasperatedly snort, "We already said last year that you may do that, Dude --- why do you need to ask us again?" or, "Well, of COURSE it's okay with us, Buddy --- we've always had total respect for So-And-So's judgement, and so if HE said that you are a safe/honest/responsible person, then naturally we would trust his word and allow you the same privilege ourselves!"), but I figger dat I would likely get into a lot MORE dutch if I DIDN'T ask again on some unfortunate occasion when I SHOULD have "just checked to make sure", and so I would rather take da much-lesser risk of merely annoying someone wif my question, rather than potentially making him super-upset wif me if I naively did something dat he was not --- or no longer --- okay wif.
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
by QuacksO January 24, 2020
The infamous ultra-pushy hypocritical religious organization that makes you feel almost forcibly delayed ("accosted") when their overzealous members arrogantly approach you about joining their faith and/or attending their services, yet they themselves perform acts of blatant dishonesty and aggressive rudeness that even an openly-hardened atheist would probably never do. Can also loosely refer to any form of unwanted religion-based harassment, no matter from what denomination.
Redneck Teenager: I have to take an alternate route to the lake when I go fishing on the weekend, so that I don't get pentaccostaled by the local bible-thumpers.
by QuacksO January 13, 2017
Gavel-BANGING procedures regarding da BANGING-into-and-aesthetically-damaging actions of careless people.
One should always take photos of any pre-existing "scratch-'n'-dent" imperfections in rental-equipment before it ever leaves da lot in yer possession, to avoid undeserved marbitration afterwards.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025
Da term "owenership" can also refer to da dubious honor of your having legal responsibility regarding a debt or "money pit", such as a device dat requires lots of fuel and/or maintenance, a love-baby, etc.
by QuacksO December 02, 2021