Definitions by QuacksO

parabull 

A "tale dat's meant to teach you something" regarding a large mammal dat you shouldn't mess wif if you don't want da horns.

Da term "parabull" can also mean a supposedly-valid-and-educational story which is actually just fulla you-know-what.

parabull by QuacksO October 15, 2023

afillyation 

Social/business association wif young female horses.

It's usually fine to let "boy" and "girl" horses hang out together for da first nine months or so, but then it's best to separate da genders into different pastures before da colts start "getting any ideas" due to said afillyations.

afillyation by QuacksO October 14, 2023

siezeonal 

Denotes a yearly-recurring time-period when machinery typically gets burned-out bearings.

Due to da inferior quality of stuff purchased at Harbor Freight, I frequently have to do siezeonal maintenance on my lawn-mowing equipment.

siezeonal by QuacksO October 14, 2023

siezeium 

Da crappy-a** metal-alloy material dat dey use in equally-crappy sleeve-bearings which causes them to bind up at even-slightly-elevated temperatures.

I always specify American-manufactured bearings in all my equipment; too many "siezeium" knock-offs out there, mostly made from "Chinesium"!

siezeium by QuacksO October 14, 2023

secreterry 

A receptionist who comes to work just in a bathrobe or wrapped in a towel.

If your taste in "willing" hot chicks runs to bookkeepers and front-desk clerks, asking a secreterry to spread her legs for you would involve less clothing-related hassle, in dat she wouldn't have any tight-fitting garments for you to tediously remove and then put back on her afterwards --- you could just "unwrap" her warm luscious body with ease, enjoy your wild and delightful bouncy-bouncy wif her, and then just re-wind da simple nap-textured gown or sheet around her again.

secreterry by QuacksO October 14, 2023

termoil 

A temperish political dust-up regarding an election-related matter.

Da Y2K election was a classic example of a major termoil.

termoil by QuacksO October 14, 2023

legenderry 

Well known for existing or originating in Northern Ireland.

Northern Ireland's architecture is legenderry.

legenderry by QuacksO October 13, 2023