QuacksO's definitions

centsure

To criticize someone's budgeting-skills over a penny or two.

Before he was reformed by the three spirits, Ebeneezer Scrooge took great pleasure in being extremely miserly; he would severely centsure his clerk, Bob Cratchit, for even a minuscule amount of needlessly-spent company-funds.

by QuacksO September 10, 2019

earrational

What a load of audibly-spoken BS is.

A majority of what da government tells us is earrational.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022

cumpassionate

Having sympathetic/helpful feelings relating to ejaculation, such as a lady who feels sorry for a horny stud who badly needs to "relieve da pressure", or an obliging dude who wants to help out a sexually-lonesome lady.

Being cumpassionate is all well and good, but one should proceed with caution --- frequent intercourse can lead to unexpected pregnancies, STDs, and other less-than-desirable consequences.

by QuacksO April 3, 2023

fewgitive

Someone who's run off from Johnny Law, but not dat many folks actually care all dat much.

If you'd left da area after merely failing to appear in court over a minor traffic violation, you would likely be considered just a fewgitive.

by QuacksO November 16, 2023

rowbust

Da physical condition dat a sculling competitor has to be in.

I love being on da water, but I detest noisy outboards and I've never been very rowbust, so I use an electric trolling-motor for quiet-and-effortless tootling around da lake.

by QuacksO October 11, 2024

youthanize

To "fatally" screw up someone's "natural" or "normal" progression into maturity; two of the most common forms of this abuse are to either invalidly/excessively tell a tender/naive-minded little one to "grow up already", or to put down an adult by "treating him like a five-year-old".

I signed up for adult-counselling in an effort to get my social screws tightened, and they did an excellent job --- one big way they helped me was to teach me to recognize when others were trying to youthanize me, and then simply disregard these verbal barbs so that they could no longer hurt me emotionally.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

quadruple-h introduction

Refers to a moderately-forward method of getting to know someone dat involves your smilingly clasping and cordially retaining one or both of da hands of said "new" individual, prompting him to eventually turn to da third person who presumably had intended to verbally introduce da two of you and meekly inquire, "And who do I Have da Honor of Holding da Hand of?"

Employing da quadruple-h introduction technique can indeed be cuddly and delightful, especially if you want to help da other person feel comfy wif both your closeness and your making savoring/affectionate physical contact wif various parts of his body, such as if you'd subsequently like to massage his feet, rub his back, hold him in yer lap, etc. Depending on specifically how da person words his nonplussed-but-courteous "who is this?" query, you could also jokingly refer to said initial-interaction event as a "quintuple-h introduction" (such as if he asks, "Who do I Have da Honor of His/Her Holding my Hand?" or "Who do I Have da Honor of His/Her Holding Hands wif me?") or even a "sextuple-h introduction" ("Who do I Have da Honor of Having Him/Her Hold my Hand?" or "Who do I Have da Honor of Having Him/Her Holding Hands wif me?"). Caution to my female viewers, though --- beware of gigglingly referring to said meeting using dis latter term if da new person is a normal eager-to-meet-da-delectable-ladies guy, though, as said hot-in-da-crotch stud could easily misinterpret da meaning of said made-up term, and thus da three of you could end up lying-flat-and-nearly-comatose on da floor five minutes later, wif him sporting a totally-limp-'n'-exhausted lulu, and da two of you moaning and panting in post-orgasmic breathlessness, and wif copiously-dripping coochies and kneading-numbed titties from said eager joyful dude's huge warm thirsting paws having thoroughly been all over dem.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025