If the Puritans had had access to Wiccapedia "way back when", they would have been able to be more familiar with/educated about the whole subject, and then perhaps the infamous trials in Salem, Massachusetts would never have taken place.
by QuacksO August 04, 2018
Kissing-cousin to pump-handle, this joyful greeting-method entails grasping the other person's hand in both of yers, then vigorously jumping up and down a few times to really enthusiastically swing his arm bobbingly and show him how glad you are to see him.
Anyone can do da pogo-stick handshake, but it's most often performed by a small child, either to express his great joy at being reunited with the person, or to somewhat-braggingly demonstrate how self-confident he is at such a young age.
by QuacksO October 10, 2018
In the space-invaders film "Signs", former Episcopal priest Graham Hess has a hard time wrapping his head around the idea of yelling profanity while trying to rid his property of prowlers, since he was not accusstomed to speaking that way.
by QuacksO May 25, 2019
Well-behaved and frugal-minded youngsters may indeed have total respect for their mom and dad, and consider them to be their loyal/caring parentium; da problem arises when you introduce da somewhat-opposite-natured element "auntimony" into da mix, since said unwarranted generosity of funds tends to make said formerly-content-with-a-merely-modest-existence little ones greedy and always wanting more.
by QuacksO February 26, 2022
What Curly would have answered with if there'd been a question regarding whether he could safely eat Edamame.
Happily I don't have too many food allergies, and so I could confidently answer, "Why, soytenly!" if someone asked me if I could eat a handful of crunchy dry-roasted legumes from his Seapoint Farms bottle.
by QuacksO November 17, 2023
Significantly-less-than-totally-cordial/peaceable feelings among two or more different countries, wherein da leaders and/or citizens of said empires are snapping and grinding their teeth in suppressed rage at da perceived unfairnesses and/or idiocies of their neighboring territories' populations.
Tronald Dump is behaving so arrogantly and unrealistically regarding da citizens and economies on both domestic and foreign soil dat he has created some really acrid intergnashional relations.
by QuacksO November 24, 2020
Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
by QuacksO June 09, 2018