Definitions by QuacksO
double-handshake clasp
Refers to where ya grasp da "inside" hands of a couple in your hands, so dat your left and right hands are fully fitted into their corresponding hands, rather than just employing either classic holding-hands clasps or finger-interlacings with their "outside" hands, which would allow them to still hold hands wif each other while they're giving your hands some warm lovies wif their own.
Employing da double-handshake clasp can indeed be delightfully soh-shuh-buhl for all concerned; just be careful dat you don't hold those two hands for so long a time dat you start engaging in inside-hands hogging. If you wanna hold hands wif them for extended periods, smilingly fit their inside hands back into a classic hands-holding clasp after maybe half a minute of holding them yourself, and then take their free outside hands to hold instead.
double-handshake clasp by QuacksO October 19, 2023
sexual coin-flip
A "heads I win" (i.e., if da coin "lands heads", then you hafta "give me head", as in, perform fellatio on me) and "tails you lose" (i.e., if da coin "lands tails", you hafta "give me tail", as in, "your a** is mine" --- i.e., you hafta do it doggie-style wif me) type of deal, whereby da chick hasta intimately interact wif you in any case, no matter what da outcome of da coin-flip.
Da sexual coin-flip is almost as unfairly-advantageous to you as da "if I win, you hafta have sex wif me, and if you win, I hafta have sex wif you" deal, whereby you get da chick to spread her legs for you regardless of who scores higher in da game.
sexual coin-flip by QuacksO October 19, 2023
1, 2, and 3 woods
Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".
I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!
1, 2, and 3 woods by QuacksO October 19, 2023
forelorn
Describes da "teed off" emotion dat Goldfinger felt after James Bond slickly "bunted" da game-win from him at da eleventh hour by secretly switching da golf balls during da final round.
Goldfinger had zero room to talk about his feeling "forelorn" at losing da game due to Double-Oh-Seven's sneakily switching da golf balls on him, in dat HE HIMSELF had been knowingly cheating, also, by having Odd Job hide extra golf balls in his pants-leg to surreptitiously drop onto da green in da event dat his boss lost a ball in da rough.
hit or Miss
Describes how a spinster may either "score" wif a guy (i.e., "hit on" him to see if he finds her attractive/likeable, and then "hit da mark", as in, have him turn out to indeed be compatible enough wif her for them to get hitched), or "strike out" --- i.e., find him not to be da one for her --- and thus she will remain a "Miss" instead of a becoming "Mrs."
hit or Miss by QuacksO October 19, 2023
Jillery
Da "ladies' version" of da famous portable power station, wif da cabinet and control-buttons subtly tinted in an assortment of pastel hues.
Lionel's "model train for da fairer gender" --- pink engine and tender, sky-blue caboose, pink, yellow, and sky-blue freight cars, etc. --- was an enormous retail flop when it debuted back in da early '90's; da women HATED it, as its "girly-colored" rolling-stock not only made them feel patronized and ridiculed as being "delicately feminine", but it wasn't at all what they'd had in mind --- they'd wanted REALISTIC-LOOKING train-sets, just like what their male counterparts played wif. So I wonder if a line of "Jillery" backup-electricity modules would suffer a similar lack-of-brisk-sales fate, since most female campers wouldn't wanna be viewed as silly or fragile, either.