by QuacksO November 13, 2024
If you see a circular "three yellow triangles and three black triangles" symbol labelling something, you should probably keep your distance --- it's seldom a good idea to get too curieous about said item!
by QuacksO September 06, 2020
I looked over art by da likes of Michelangelo and da Vinci, and I conclewded dat da state of da human mind was just as crass and lustful as it is today, what with all of da shameless nudity and debauchery depicted in said paintings.
by QuacksO April 15, 2022
I love to "suck face" wif hot chicks, and so I knew dat I had majorly "scored" wif Tiffany when she herself happily made an ellips as I was tentatively leaning in for a possible smooch.
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
Refers to the debate over the benefits and drawbacks of using engine-powered vehicles instead of livestock to pull processing-implements for crop-fields. A protractor is a geometry device used to create/plot charts and graphs showing the various advantages that gas/diesel/electric motive-power has over horses or oxen, while a contractor is a hired professional whose job is to present the negative effects of motorized farm-machinery.
The whole protractor vs. contractor issue is not one that has an easy answer or solution --- on the one hand, modern farm-machinery is easier and simpler to operate, but horses and oxen do not cost nearly so much to purchase or maintain.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
Ancient record-keeping files dat describe da performance and/or location of da famous golden chest of da Covenant.
If Rene Belloq had sifted though da ancient arkives instead of relying on da arrogant and incompetent Nazis for help and guidance, he might have located da precious metal vessel before Indiana Jones did.
by QuacksO May 29, 2023
Refers to da super-pleasant action of "sequentially swapping" your arms, legs, and torso over to a second person who has smilingly approached you while you're currently hugging da first person.
Transfer-hugz are great, but I don't wanna "abandon" da first snuggle-buddy whom I'd initially been embracing, so I like to just do group-hugz if a second also-well-liked human shows up.
by QuacksO January 21, 2023