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fasciast

A person with a radical obsession about fascia.
Being a dedicated carpenter is fine, just be careful not to become a total fasciast.
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
mugGet the fasciastmug.

cycleone

A super-heavy menstrual-period dat is a "total whirlwind" of activity.
Claiming to have a cycleone dat month is a great way for a girl to avoid having sex.
by QuacksO October 23, 2023
mugGet the cycleonemug.

sparklies

Tiny ice-crystals on asphalt pavement that show up as twinkly reflections in your headlights while you're warily driving in near-freezing weather during nighttime hours. You'll always want to slow down even more when you see them, since this means that you are currently traversing a slightly-colder area where black ice is likely present.
"Bare and dry" roadways are all well and good, but you should still a;ways watch out for sparklies, especially in the pre-dawn hours --- that tends to be when the cold pavement is coated with a heavy dew and is therefore the most treacherous, with slippery patches of nearly-invisible ice-slicks that can send your car sliding all over the place.
by QuacksO December 30, 2018
mugGet the sparkliesmug.

rexplanation

A clearly-stated canine-related reason for why something occurred.
Da logical rexplanation for why all da neighborhood dogs started barking at once was dat they saw a cat strolling through da area.
by QuacksO March 11, 2021
mugGet the rexplanationmug.

de-hyperventilate

Refers to what you do immediately following a super-stressful/worrisome period/event (like an emergency repair or tense/uncertain appointment with someone) which you have wheezingly struggled thtough without mishap (thankfully!); you are thus obliged to "deflate and regroup" in exhausted relief afterwards.
I was shaking in my shoes all during my 20-mile drive home due to some malfunctioning of my car's engine, but luckily I did make it back without incident, and then after I'd sat there in my driveway and de-hyperventilated for a few, I checked under da hood to ferret out da issues, and was immensely relieved to see dat it was all fairly-minor stuff dat I could fix myself.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
mugGet the de-hyperventilatemug.

CLEPtomania

A "sticky fingers" mental condition caused by excessive participation in the College Level Examination Program.
In the Red Green Show, the perpetually-on-parole petty-larceny criminal Mike Hamar claims to have been well-educated in certain subjects; I wonder if this is why he has a serious case of CLEPtomania???
by QuacksO September 11, 2020
mugGet the CLEPtomaniamug.

coronery bypass

The highly-illegal practice of secretly burying or disposing of a corpse without having said cadaver examined by the proper authority-figures.
Zheeesh... I guess it's no wonder there are so many malpractice-suits and doctors going to jail over botched coronery bypasses --- not properly reporting/processing a deceased human is a decidedly "serious crime" that you can do some "serious time" for!
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
mugGet the coronery bypassmug.

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