QuacksO's definitions
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
Get the fasciastmug. by QuacksO October 23, 2023
Get the cycleonemug. Tiny ice-crystals on asphalt pavement that show up as twinkly reflections in your headlights while you're warily driving in near-freezing weather during nighttime hours. You'll always want to slow down even more when you see them, since this means that you are currently traversing a slightly-colder area where black ice is likely present.
"Bare and dry" roadways are all well and good, but you should still a;ways watch out for sparklies, especially in the pre-dawn hours --- that tends to be when the cold pavement is coated with a heavy dew and is therefore the most treacherous, with slippery patches of nearly-invisible ice-slicks that can send your car sliding all over the place.
by QuacksO December 30, 2018
Get the sparkliesmug. Da logical rexplanation for why all da neighborhood dogs started barking at once was dat they saw a cat strolling through da area.
by QuacksO March 11, 2021
Get the rexplanationmug. Refers to what you do immediately following a super-stressful/worrisome period/event (like an emergency repair or tense/uncertain appointment with someone) which you have wheezingly struggled thtough without mishap (thankfully!); you are thus obliged to "deflate and regroup" in exhausted relief afterwards.
I was shaking in my shoes all during my 20-mile drive home due to some malfunctioning of my car's engine, but luckily I did make it back without incident, and then after I'd sat there in my driveway and de-hyperventilated for a few, I checked under da hood to ferret out da issues, and was immensely relieved to see dat it was all fairly-minor stuff dat I could fix myself.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
Get the de-hyperventilatemug. A "sticky fingers" mental condition caused by excessive participation in the College Level Examination Program.
In the Red Green Show, the perpetually-on-parole petty-larceny criminal Mike Hamar claims to have been well-educated in certain subjects; I wonder if this is why he has a serious case of CLEPtomania???
by QuacksO September 11, 2020
Get the CLEPtomaniamug. The highly-illegal practice of secretly burying or disposing of a corpse without having said cadaver examined by the proper authority-figures.
Zheeesh... I guess it's no wonder there are so many malpractice-suits and doctors going to jail over botched coronery bypasses --- not properly reporting/processing a deceased human is a decidedly "serious crime" that you can do some "serious time" for!
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
Get the coronery bypassmug.