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Ethan Couch's "affluenza" defense was about as pathetic and unbelievable as someone claiming illiciteracy about ordinary everyday matters --- naturally, one should indeed respect/forgive someone's not being aware of a "non-obvious/universal" law or custom, but everyone with even half an ounce of common sense knows that getting roaring-drunk and then rocketing down a dark rural highway at 70-plus mph is ALWAYS a big no-no, regardless of what jurisdiction you happen to be in!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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Motorist: I would have stopped for you earlier, Pal, but I never heard you till just now --- this storm drowned out your horn till you got closer behind me.
Motorist's buddy, who had been honking for him to pull over so that he could tell him something: That's thunderstandable --- I'd figgered as much.
Motorist's buddy, who had been honking for him to pull over so that he could tell him something: That's thunderstandable --- I'd figgered as much.
by QuacksO October 12, 2018
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Slathering on copious quantities of calone can often be highly effective if you're not in the mood to be intimate with someone, but occasionally said ass-craving person will either not have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, have thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose, or be so lust-crazed that he will feel that his getting laid is worth enduring the horrible stench.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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Dating a "Polly Esther" may indeed be easy on both your wallet and your physical/emotional well-being, but she may also tend to be a "Plain Jane" --- i.e., not overly attractive, unrefined, "shallow", boring, etc.
by QuacksO April 27, 2022
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by QuacksO January 24, 2022
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