A likeable/desirable aspect of someone's tootsies, such as being slender/shapely, having "juicy" toes, being double-jointed, etc.
I love holding and rubbing da feet of any cute chick, but my favorite feeture would be if she has plump rubbery toes dat flex back and forth smoothly/easily... I could play wif those lovely things for hours.
by QuacksO May 31, 2019
A community-sponsored meal that's intended to raise funds through free-will donations, but which in the end often merely "benefits" multitudes of freeloaders who just come for the free food, and then quietly leave again without dropping any money in the donations-cup.
If towns would not charge such outrageous sums in properly-taxes, there might likely be fewer "abusers" of benefit suppers, since there would be fewer cash-strapped folks who would sulkily feel that they were "owed" free meals due to their already having shelled out grossly-excessive amounts for their property-taxes.
by QuacksO February 08, 2019
A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!
his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
Da period in history when songbirds came out of antiquity and began utilizing man-made assistance-gadgets like bird houses, winter feeders, etc.
Along wif our small melodic feathered friends' becoming modernized, da human sport of bird-watching gained popularity during da Wrenaissance period, also.
by QuacksO December 14, 2024
Huckleberry Finn never expressed any desire to partake of liquor, so I guess dat da infamous ginetics of his "pap" fortunately "skipped a generation".
by QuacksO December 01, 2024
Da topic of income/spending regarding da "four-word chanting" giant who lives in da castle at da top of da beanstalk.
"Fee, fie, fo, fum --- I've suffered great FIEnancial loss at da thieving hands of dat bratty pint-sized Englishman! He not only stole my bag of gold, my golden-egg-laying hen, and golden harp, but he also greedily crammed his cheeks with some of my food, and my overly-generous wife didn't even charge him any FEE for it!"
by QuacksO April 06, 2020
A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.
Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018