(adj.) Denotes the unusual/strange qualities of the beliefs/activities/policies of an old-world Soviet dictator.
I was never able to understand all the weird facts about ancient Russian emperors... a majority of them were totally biztsar.
by QuacksO April 14, 2019
Infamous robber-baron who didn't mind filling the funeral homes with corpses just so that he and his "rich-bug" cronies could continue "living the good life".
I try to be very careful with my finances so that I don't have to take out any loans, and I avoid the NYSE like the plague; with these wise practices, I hopefully won't fall victim to any modern-day J.P. Morgueans.
by QuacksO September 30, 2018
Da freaked-out and exhausted emotions dat you experience after "heavy-duty" social interactions invoking minor/petty/non-existent issues dat one or more self-important and/or fame-seeking fellow humans have blown way outta proportion. Think, da red-faced and utterly-drained feeling you'd feel in grade school when da teacher would "make a Federal case" outta some extremely minor error or dispute/misunderstanding between you and one of her bratty/conceited classroom "pets".
I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!
by QuacksO November 17, 2019
Since horses can be trained to tread quietly while carrying a rider, you can be more stirruptitious in spying on people by riding a horse than you could in a noisy-engined vehicle.
by QuacksO August 18, 2024
An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
What a lustful boss is really hoping to conduct when he meets a job-seeking hot chick in his office.
Wise women wear longer-legged boxer-shorts-type underwear during any interviews which have a male employee performing said questioning, so as to hopefully thwart any "innerviewing" efforts --- i.e., attempts to peer up her skirt.
by QuacksO September 01, 2022
How an eager stud's lulu is right before he "takes the plunge"; da problem, or course, is what happens **after** da "action", when a lot of times Mr. Happy just goes exhaustedly limp and small for a good while till da dude eventually gets "recharged" again.
I wonder if "biginning" could also mean dat a virile dude can keep his erection for a long time when "doing it" with a lady while they're also watching da ball game on TV --- does it mean dat he can stay "big" till the game's "big inning"?
by QuacksO January 08, 2020