Not showing good judgement regarding matters pertaining to chess, hawking personal possessions, or being a wimpy associate.
It would definitely be very irrespawnsible to dutifully allow someone to get you to entrust your valuable chess game to a cash-for-items broker in order to obtain a loan for said advantage-taker.
by QuacksO April 29, 2024
A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.
Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
If you wanna see "da guy on da clock" in da sharpest detail, you'll need to copy it off of da original cellulloyd.
by QuacksO November 08, 2023
Reminiscence about a departed human, but in either of two completely-opposite forms --- i.e., either you have memories of how much you loved said deceased person, or you LOVE da fact dat he is now merely a MEMORY.
Anytime I see an "in loving memory" obitchuary --- I mean, I mean --- oBIT-U-ARy about a totally-despicable person whom both I and lots of other folks absolutely hated da guts of, I can't help wondering how anyone ever kept a straight face when they posted said laudatory newspaper notice!
by QuacksO January 19, 2025
Refers to the act of bypassing second and third base, but instead proceeding directly from first to fourth base; i.e., having sex with a girl right away, without bothering to tediously wade through the whole hugging/kissing/touchy-feely foreplay-crap in between.
The simplest and most effective/successful fourth-base shortcut procedure, in two easy steps:
(1) Find a hot chick and offer her a free foot-massage (first base).
(2) When the cutie obligingly plops herself down and gives you her feet, take one foot in each hand and start rubbing them, but also gradually raise them up high till her legs are back over her head and her butt is lifted off the ground, allowing you to slip off whatever lower garment(s) she's wearing. If she'd made no objections by that time, then the rest is easy; just kick off your own lower garments and enjoy (fourth base).
(1) Find a hot chick and offer her a free foot-massage (first base).
(2) When the cutie obligingly plops herself down and gives you her feet, take one foot in each hand and start rubbing them, but also gradually raise them up high till her legs are back over her head and her butt is lifted off the ground, allowing you to slip off whatever lower garment(s) she's wearing. If she'd made no objections by that time, then the rest is easy; just kick off your own lower garments and enjoy (fourth base).
by QuacksO October 08, 2017
Super-soft-'n'-gentle arms-around dat you give someone "just 'cuz" --- i.e., you've already given him a major greeting-squeezie when he first showed up, and so now you're just tenderly holding him for an extended period to contentedly/seriously savor each other's heartbeats and long slow respirations.
Da nice thing --- one of many awesome aspects, actually! --- about giving a "sweet young thing" a nice long nuzzle-hug is dat you don't hafta eventually let her warm delightfully-alive self go in muscle-fatigued exhaustion da way you'd have to when giving a bear-hug, since said drowsily-affectionate zephyr-clasp requires very little strength or energy-expending to maintain. Bonus advantage --- said adorable chick won't likely feel particularly desirous to be released from said feather-light-'n'-tender embrace for a good while, anyway, since it won't make her feel squashed or pinioned, just da same as an open-palmed hands-clasp encourages her to let you hold her soft warm extremities for as long as you like, since said "palms merely rested on palms" positioning means dat she could always easily lift them away whenever she pleases, but she will respect and feel grateful for your wanting to keep her feeling unfettered, and so she likely will obligingly let you savor her warm softness for extended periods.
by QuacksO July 26, 2024
If you buy five of the scratch-off tickets that say, "Win up to five times", it very likely will refer to how many times the STATE will win, since you were idiotic enough to spend the money on those five tickets and probably not win anything yourself.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019