Definitions by QuacksO

dexstairity

Da ability to easily clomp up and down flights of steps.

If you've usually ridden da elevator between floors, you might need to build up your dexstairity if you are obliged to visit one or more multi-story buildings dat are merely furnished wif da "manual" or "old school" --- i.e., terraced walkway --- method of transporting yourself to upper or below-ground levels.

dexstairity by QuacksO January 24, 2024

oglalagarchy 

Da governing body of da Native American community around Pine Ridge, South Dakota.

I scrupulously behaved myself and was polite to everyone I met around town while visiting friends in Manderson, SD, and so I had zero scoldings or other problems wif da local oglalagarchy.

oglalagarchy by QuacksO January 24, 2024

firmwear

Skimpy garments like bikinis and negligees dat show off your luscious womanly curves and thus cause observing males to get major hard-ons.

Da bodily features dat cause lustful dudes to get an erection when they see "firmwear" are not anything dat's added or supplementary --- it's totally "firmware" dat their bodies are born wif, as opposed to "software", such as capabilities or skills dat they gradually learn/acquire over da decades.

firmwear by QuacksO January 22, 2024

entyson 

Significantly tempting due to someone's either being good-sized and totally ripped, or offering tasty meat-based delicacies.

Being fairly tall and massively-muscular can indeed make you exceptionally "entyson" to da ladies; another thing dat sometimes helps is if you're also in a position to offer them rich robust-flavored snacks like sausages, burgers, and chicken wings.

entyson by QuacksO January 22, 2024

tarmageddon 

Any "messy" situation that you get into when sealing a roof, paving a roadway, etc.

Sarge had told Zero to "stay out of the street" --- due to its having been freshly re-coated that day --- when running an errand for him, but said buck-toothed clueless had naively assumed that his corpulent commanding-officer had merely been concerned about the welfare of his shoes; knowing that they were in fact just his old ratty ones rather than his good pair, said lanky low-IQ private therefore went ahead and squish-squashed through said sticky goo, anyway, and then made a terrible tarmageddon on the floor of the office upon his return, much to the horror of his aforementioned beefy-statured supervisor.

tarmageddon by QuacksO January 21, 2024

parmageddon 

How Goldfinger and his shady sidekick Oddjob viewed their last-minute forfeiting of da infamous "cheater being cheated" golf-game wif James Bond.

It only served da dishonest "Midas-touch" character right to have lost da unfairly-rigged ball-putting round to Double-Oh-Seven, but it still felt like a total parmageddon to his selfish mind!

parmageddon by QuacksO January 21, 2024

jarmageddon

What someone who hates canned food would feel like he was in if he was forced to subsist on Ball-bottled fare for any length of time.

Living "way out in da sticks" can indeed have its advantages, but if you have heavy snowfalls or flooding dat would prevent you from getting to da grocery store for a number of days on end, it could feel like "jarmageddon" if you hafta live on pickled beans and cucumbers for a week or more!

jarmageddon by QuacksO January 21, 2024