kgB

High-ranking Russian law-enforcement personnel who oversee the accuracy of metric weights and measures.
I try to carefully employ the ol' "scales and spoons" when packaging my liquid/powdered products, so that I don't attract unwanted attention from the kgB.
by QuacksO September 16, 2019
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Dr. Philibuster

What Congress would likely engage in if they tried to decide whether a certain fake 'n' fat physician with a bald head and creepy eyebrows should be removed from da public eye.
Da arrogant TV celebrity McGraw has such a cult following dat there's a good chance dat a lot of da nation's senators and representatives are hard-core fans of his, and so there would probably be a major "Dr. Philibuster" in Washington if they tried to throw him off da air.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
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Oaklahoma

A southern state where oak trees are grown.
Besides producing stout lumber for fine furniture and barrels., Oaklahoma also exports the fall crop of acorns for feeding hogs and squirrels.
by QuacksO October 25, 2018
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ludicress

Something really outrageous regarding river-grown salad-greens.
I just wanted a slight zing in my tossed salad, but what I got was totally ludicress!
by QuacksO December 20, 2023
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What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.
Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!
by QuacksO April 29, 2024
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indickative

Showing a sign of something related to a guy's love-pipe.
A dude's having a huge bulge in da front of his pants is indeed "indickative" of his being all hot and bothered, but dat word can also refer to someone's merely being super-obnoxious and thus obviously showing himself up to be a total a**h**e.
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
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Khansequences

What da crew of da Enterprise faced when dey caused da infamous control-freak to feel exceedingly hot under da collar.
Don't tick off any Romulans or Klingons if you don't wanna suffer da Khansequences.
by QuacksO November 19, 2021
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