Definitions by QuacksO

RAMifications 

Da overall effects of having more or less data-storage on your computer.

Bill Gates supposedly said in 1981 dat "640K should be enough for anybody", but he claims dat he never made dat ridiculous statement --- he says dat he totally knew da RAMifications of having too little computer-memory, and so he actually was always saying da exact opposite.

RAMifications by QuacksO April 15, 2024

eweifications 

Da total/overall effects of some action regarding girl-sheep, as opposed to "boy bleaters".

Da eweifications of timely shearing is not only dat said adorable fluffy females will be cooler and more comfy in da summer, but also dat it will be easier for their little ones to nurse without all of dat long fuzzy stuff in da way. Da wool is usually of better quality prior to lambing, as well.

eweifications by QuacksO April 15, 2024

ewenification 

A joining-together of many female sheep.

I thought I was witnessing a major ewenification in a single field, but it turned out dat it was merely shearing-time, and so da local livestock-farmers were bringing all of their woolly friends in to be shaved down.

ewenification by QuacksO April 15, 2024

interragate 

To grill someone regarding a topsoil-based crime.

In Sid Fleischman's book, "McBroom Tells a Lie", da wily Heck Jones was surreptitiously snitching tiny amounts of super-earth from da unsuspecting Farmer Josh's "wonderful one-acre farm" by using a hollow-tipped cane, wet shoes, and feeding hens, but said honest Irish crop-grower only realized about said sneaky pilfering after da fact, and so he was unable to effectively interragate his scrawny neighbor about it.

interragate by QuacksO April 14, 2024

conglumerate 

A sizeable collective of smaller groups whose members aren't overly thrilled with how things are going.

Telemarketing is majorly hyped as an effective sales tool, but when all is said and done, da majority of said phone-wielding employees form a huge conglumerate, with long hours glued to da handset and little paying-customer-volume to show for it!

conglumerate by QuacksO April 14, 2024

concubrine

A really "salty" relationship with a "secondary" female partner.

I wonder if a "willing" mermaid could be considered a "concubrine", since she would both provide supplementary sexual comfort and come from da haline ocean?

concubrine by QuacksO April 12, 2024

nighta 

Facts 'n' figures pertaining to after-sundown periods.

Nighta might be less reliable/believable than dayta, since it wouldn't have da "harsh light of reality" shining on it.

nighta by QuacksO April 12, 2024