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One of da cops in our sheriff's department is so majorly consumed wif "little man syndrome" dat he actually posed in da very center of da group photo in their yearly newsletter, wif da gradually-shorter fuzz-members arranged progressively in a downwards-curving line on either side of him to lessen da obviousness of how pint-sized he actually was! It really made him --- not to mention everyone else in da photo --- look ridiculous; I guess he didn't care, though, since he figgered dat people would be more likely to tallerate how much bigger everyone else in da department was if da height-difference wasn't so proportionally visible in da photo.
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
Get the talleratemug. Refers to either a laughter-filled sporting-match between an aging humorist and a pro-football player (both wif da same first name, by da way), or an equally-uproarious round of friendly verbal sparring between said two Daniels.
Depending on whether a "Drinkwater vs. Pinkwater" competition involved muscles or brains, either of them might have a comparable chance of being da winner.
by QuacksO March 15, 2023
Get the Drinkwater vs. Pinkwatermug. A "subjects photographed without their knowledge" show where you're given sweets to recompense you for having your picture taken.
Many children hate da whole "watch the birdie" ordeal, so using da "candied camera" method can help said ordeal feel less stressful.
by QuacksO April 15, 2021
Get the candied cameramug. A special form of acetylsalicylic acid that you ingest to help reduce aches caused by the a**holes in your life, and/or to help you to better deal with anyone who is a royal pain-in-the-a**.
I wonder if asspirin could also help relieve the smarting pains of humiliation you'd feel if you'd unwittingly made a total jacka** of yourself in public???
by QuacksO September 25, 2019
Get the asspirinmug. Yup --- cancer-sticks are once again a much-frowned-upon commodity in society, just as they were shown to have been "way back when" in da old "Virginia Slims" magazine-advertisements.
Maybe it is indeed true dat, "You've come a long way --- er --- full-circle, Baby!" as far as cigarettes' being a sign of feminine independence --- let's hope dat it can also mean dat ladies can feel "independent" of tobacco, as well.
by QuacksO June 2, 2021
Get the You've come a long way --- er --- full-circle, Baby!mug. An occasionally-published chronicle of da assorted escapades of da infamous liar-about-reaching-Polar-North admiral.
My perusing-preferences are limited to just truthful and reliable info-printings, so I think I'll decline flipping through any pearyodicals!
by QuacksO July 7, 2023
Get the pearyodicalmug. A region of the Middle East where male nudity is permitted, and most dudes are real "dicks" when it comes to social interaction.
According to a map of the world showing the average penis-sizes of males in the different countries, guys in the Phallustine area have medium-size schlongs, whereas the love-pipes of the dudes in neighboring Lebanon are some of the largest in the world, so I wonder if the two groups are in a heated "mine is bigger than yours" competition, which might explain why many of them always go around with their "downstairs equipment" hanging out in plain view, and also why everyone seems to hate each other over there.
by QuacksO May 22, 2019
Get the Phallustinemug.