sciontology

A belief system which teaches dat all trees came from grafted buds or shoots.
Gardening isn't my thing, anyway, and so there would be no chance of my dabbling in sciontology.
by QuacksO September 07, 2022
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dockumentary

An entertaining report about either a marina or how wages and/or credited labor-time is withheld.
There was so much skullduggery and controversy regarding workers' having their pay adjusted while building the local boat-tieup platforms dat you could have made a major dockumentary about it!
by QuacksO April 02, 2022
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Marquis de Laughayette

A.k.a. Gilbert du Mealymouth. An uproariously-ineffective commander during the American Revolution, he was known for "chuckling at danger" when heading into battle, no matter what the actual risks or chances of victory.
Tronald Dump reminds me of the Marquis de Laughayette --- he has a warped sense of reality or what other humans are actually willing/able to do.
by QuacksO July 25, 2018
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pezzaz

Flashy flamboyance added to Bic-lighter-style candy-dispensers.
Da original flip-top lozenge-holder was rather "plain Jane" until da company started adding cartoon-character heads to da thumb-caps and thus gave da dispensers some real pezzaz!
by QuacksO November 18, 2022
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appaulling

Da behavior of da infamous Biblical spear-throwing hothead; it was so bad dat he changed da first letter of his name to become anonymous.
I find it apPAULling dat they didn't put David's would-be murderer into SAULitary confinement for his crimes.
by QuacksO February 21, 2021
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scuttleboobs

Da local rumor about what a gal's chest-pillows are like.
If a lady interests you merely because you want to "squeeze theeze", then familiarizing yourself wif da scuttleboobs may be sufficient for you; if you're hoping to also spank her and/or "do it doggie-style", however, you'll want to know da scuttlebutt, as well.
by QuacksO January 14, 2023
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assccess

Refers to the state of someone's permitting you to touch his/her posterior.
Tiffany usually allows me unrestricted assccess to her juicy "real estate"; she just asks that I remember to always warm my hands first.
by QuacksO March 09, 2019
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