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A style of writing dat was exhaustingly difficult to master and usually produced nothing but a scribbly mess, causing both da writer and any subsequent readers to mutter a few choice words under their breath --- "I can't even read my own writing!"
As a child, my poor hands would get achy and fatigued if I had to write in anything but block lettering; I am soooooo glad dat I don't hafta bother with dat awful curseive lettering anymore --- about da only time I hafta use it nowadays is when I sign my name for a financial or legal transaction.
by QuacksO June 22, 2021
Get the curseive mug.Giving up a "Twinkies 'n' soda pop" lifestyle and instead eating nothing but beans sprouts and tofu may indeed lower da gluecose levels in your blood and thus reduce your risk of keeling over from dat cause, but what's da good of dat if you absolutely "die from boredom" on such an insipid diet???
by QuacksO February 12, 2023
Get the gluecose mug.A supervised "let's see if you can be a good boy now" release from da slammer after having served time for either a baking infraction or partaking of a straw-padded bouncy-bouncy wif a farmer's daughter up in da loft of da family's barn.
Against da terms of my early release, I baked some excessively-sugared croissants to bribe da horse-girl chick next-door to gigglingly accompany me up to da hay-loft in their barn and spread her legs for me ---- talk about a double paroll-violation!
by QuacksO March 25, 2023
Get the paroll mug.Tiffany appreciates any beauquet that I give her, even if I just gathered them myself from naturally-growing stands instead of buying cultured blooms from a store.
by QuacksO June 11, 2024
Get the beauquet mug.Da "going all Donald Trump" remark dat Dr. Phil makes to da incorrigible Madea at da end of da "gettin' sent to da slammer" movie.
Trying to reason wif Madea is like trying to argue wif a brick wall --- telling her "You're fired" is merely da "coup de graw" of a useless verbal exchange.
by QuacksO July 7, 2024
Get the coup de graw mug.A novice in the field of firearms who should not be entrusted to work unsupervised with live rounds until he's had more experience, practice, and training in their safe handling and discharging.
Red Green Show character Edgar K.B. Montrose is clearly an ammoteur when it comes to high explosives, and he's got the impaired hearing --- and a missing finger or two --- to prove it.
by QuacksO May 6, 2019
Get the ammoteur mug.What every needle-and-thread-wielding human wishes dat he/she had to help ensure dat he doesn’t accidentally “go too deep” when plunging da sharp point to make a stitch!
Having sewnar would be especially useful when repairing clothing dat is still being worn by its owner, to reduce da chances of any “owie-sticks”, unwittingly attaching multiple clothing-layers together, etc.
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
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