Definitions by QuacksO

bottomless pittance 

Refers to just-minuscule reimbursements/favors here and there dat a chick allows you for your help, and without her even giving you any a** in da bargain.

I agree dat a girl's body is her own, but if she doesn't reimburse you adequately --- or at all --- for requested help and also refuses to spread her legs for you, then it does indeed seem like a "bottomless pittance" deal to me.

bottomless pittance by QuacksO October 7, 2024

introdiction 

Using eloquently-learned words when telling Person A da name and occupation/position of Person B.

One should always make a great introdiction when acquainting two "important" individuals with each other.

introdiction by QuacksO October 6, 2024

introdicktion 

To tell a gal your name while having sex wif her.

Some guys actually give a male name to their hoo-haws, just like naming a pet. So maybe an "introdicktion" could also refer to telling a chick da name dat you gave your downstairs buddy while thrusting said woodie inside of her: i.e., first drop your pants and show her your huge swollen cock, smilingly saying, "Tiffany, I'd like you to meet James ---" then shove it inside her coochie "--- and his twin brothers, Mike and Mick. He gets very happy and excited when he's inside a warm moist love-tunnel." Begin thrusting inside of her, then continue: "In fact, he gets so gleefully keyed up while he's doing it that he can't keep his lunch down, and so he always throws up, like this ---" (Climax and spurt your hot load inside of her, then sink down on the bed beside her, saying, "Aaahhh... I think he really likes you!")

introdicktion by QuacksO October 6, 2024

calmpatible 

A "cool 'n' composed" style of personality-meshing.

Tiffany appreciates me for who I am and how well I treat her, and so she always feels placidly serene in my presense --- we're definitely calmpatible.

calmpatible by QuacksO October 6, 2024

belles and whistles 

"Fluff" perks of a job or outing dat include yer getting to lips-squealingly observe attractive chicks walking by.

I respect women far more than to give cat-calls, so I have zero craving for any belles and whistles.

belles and whistles by QuacksO October 6, 2024

"seen yer" moment 

Refers to a brief period where an aged-brained person absent-mindedly allows his clothing to slip down or gap open, temporarily showing one or more of his privates.

I changed from my shorts into my pants at da bus-stop, forgetting dat I'd neglected to put on any undies beforehand --- definitely a "seen yer" moment!

"seen yer" moment by QuacksO October 6, 2024

to-do list 

A sheet of household tasks dat one or more people make a huge noisy fuss regarding.

Any written collection of disagreeable jobs can very easily become a to-do list with either da labor-requesters or da unfortunate workers, since either said foremen might become upset dat said activities aren't being performed quickly and/or well enough, or said laborers detest having to expend da time/effort/brain-power to complete said drudgeries.

to-do list by QuacksO October 6, 2024