QuacksO's definitions

confoosion

Describes da chaotic rumpus dat occurs when playing table-football.

I never saw da appeal of table-soccer; to me, it's just a lot of confoosion!

by QuacksO May 1, 2022

Anglow-Saxon

An extra-healthy-looking Englishman wif a ruddy complexion.

A rosy cheeked chick wif a charming UK accent can seem mighty appealing to any normal red-blooded hot-in-da-crotch stud; if he does indeed succeed in sharing a delightful 'n' vigorous bouncy-bouncy wif said cute Anglow-Saxon, her face is likely to have all da more of an exertion-flushed radiance during her "afterglow" period.

by QuacksO July 15, 2025

aspersians

Negative commentary regarding Iran.

Back in da '80's and '90's, lots of people cast major aspersians about said oil-rich Muslum country, but folks are learning now how da main-stream media had deceived them in many ways on da subject.

by QuacksO January 17, 2023

Burnie Madeoff

An irritably sarcastic term for someone who spends foolishly/wastefully (money burns a hole in his pocket), habitually fails to repay loans (he made off with the money and nobody ever saw it again), or is otherwise irresponsible with money to a major degree.

Dude #1: I was asked for a loan of ten bucks by Jack Smith; I wondered what you thought of his reliability in paying it back.
Dude#2: Jack Smith?! No way, Buddy --- you don't wanna give **anything** to that moochin' jerk --- he's just a Burnie Madeoff!

by QuacksO May 6, 2018

alcoaholic

Someone who is hooked on fermented beverages that come in metal beverage-containers, rather than plastic or glass.

Maybe a reason that some alcoaholics prefer the metal cans for their brews is that they make that luscious-sounding "crack 'n' fizz" when you open them.

by QuacksO November 15, 2020

pissistent

Not giving up easily in one's efforts to take a whiz.

If you expect other guys to let you have a turn at the urinal, you may need to be pissistent.

by QuacksO November 2, 2021

Stockholm Syndrome

The problem of "sailing blind" caused by non-illuminated controls on the radar-scopes of large vessels.

The Andrea Doria's sinking was a classic example of Stockholm Syndrome --- if the Stockholm had been equipped with lighted instrument-panels, its collision with the Andrea Doria would probably never happened.

by QuacksO June 2, 2018