QuacksO's definitions

Tallahasselhoff

Refers to how Knight Rider hero Michael Knight retired from F.L.A.G., moved to Florida, and took up skateboarding.

Since K.I.T.T. could perform so many of the wonderfully-agile long-jumps, tilts, pirouettes, etc. that skateboarding-pros display, it's only fitting that his aging driver-buddy would have ended up doing a Tallahasselhoff at the end of his glorious crime-fighting career.

by QuacksO October 2, 2020

penile code

Refers to da "rule" dat states dat if a dude "gets caught" subsequent to his delightful dallying --- i.e., da girl gets preggo --- he will then hafta "pay da consequences", i.e., resign himself to either fatherhood or child-support payments for da foreseeable future.

If da penile code was truly and stricitly enforced, there would likely be fewer teenage pregnancies and extra-marital affairs in this country.

by QuacksO June 3, 2019

Camp-a-Bellow

Great "fun activities" youth-establishment to send all of your noisy brats for the summer, because of the delightful lack of "stuffy discipline" that needlessly demands quiet and meekness at all times --- at this joint, kids are allowed to yell and shout all they want. Located on a well-known island off the coast of New Brunswick, between Canada and the U.S. Deceased Prez F.D.R. had a summer cottage built on that same Island --- maybe he enjoyed hollering sometimes, also.

Harassled young mom: I just can't think how I'm gonna be able to stand having my fractious "holy terrors" underfoot for the whole summer.
Best friend (also a frazzled mother): Well, you could just send them to Camp-a-Bellow --- let 'em blow off a little steam so they'll be calmer come school-time.

by QuacksO October 21, 2012

Ottobiography

A self-composed essay detailing da life-story of someone da likes of several medieval Roman emperors, Mr. Lilienthal, or Sarge's dog.

By an odd "pun-coincidence", Nikolaus August OTTO developed da first practical internal combustion engine, and thus helped create da AUTOmobile. Too bad he didn't write an OTTOBIOGRAPHY about said accomplishment and da details of his life surrounding it; said book might have been hugely successful, as well.

by QuacksO April 4, 2021

Strudelbaker

A vintage brand of automobile whose engine ran so hot that you could bake pastries on it.

After Grampa's old Strudelbaker got too worn to be worth fixing up anymore, Gramma used the engine for slow-cooking her breads and pies, similar to how Mike Mulligan used his now-obsolete steam-shovel's furnace to heat the new Town Hall in Popperville.

by QuacksO September 21, 2019

cop a feel

Refers to a horny police officer's using a "frisk" ('cuz he's feeling "frisky") as a selfish/shameless opportunity to "sample the merchandise" on an attractive fellow human.

If you're an extra-cute lady and you're not doing anything wrong while you're out driving, don't worry too much if you get puled over --- most likely the officer just wants to cop a feel. Same deal with a "frisk" or a "pat-down", as well... the lust-crazed "dirty old man with a badge" is feeling "frisky", and so he wants to "pat" you "down there".

by QuacksO November 23, 2018

semenal event

A majorly-influential occurrence involving man-milk.

In da infamous "modernization" of da classic incline-ascending pair of humans who both had "j" as da first letter in both their names, a "semenal event" is mentioned dat resulted in da vagina-possessing member of said duo's soon getting a baby-bump.

by QuacksO November 2, 2025