Legalized harassment by mail.
I called da local post office and opted out of receiving weekly sales flyers (I almost never buy anything from them, anyway, and I wanted to save on pulp-trees), but I keep getting them anyway; turns out that the USPS always just drops off those ads at every box; they aren't even allowed to "pick and choose" where they deliver those bundles of nonsense.
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
Get the weekly sales flyersmug. Refers to da "3-to-1" ratio of where ya either sue da audio-equipment manufacturer for just da expenses dat you incurred due to their shoddy/faulty workmanship on their woofers dat were installed in your loudspeakers, as opposed to asking them to pay you three times your expenses if da tweeters either didn't work properly or had crappy sound.
Pro-grade speaker-builders like JBL and EV are always very careful how they build their rugged high-powered speakers designed for rock bands and outdoor concerts --- they use only da best materials and really "build 'em like a tank" to ensure reliability and quality sound, and therefore lessen da chance of their having to worry about "bass damages vs. treble damages" lawsuits from disgruntled musicians.
by QuacksO December 11, 2020
Get the bass damages vs. treble damagesmug. Where someone compulsively saves money by buying super-cheap-priced foods like crackers and white bread, not caring/realizing that these salty/sugary/"empty-carbs" foods will make him gain unhealthy weight in a hurry. Ben Franklin was always sagely expounding about stuff like this, and just look at da deplorable "tubby" shape HE was in!
That balloon-bodied dude with clogged arteries in the ER never eats health-food stuff "'cuz it costs too much" --- talk about "penny-wise and pound-foolish" --- what good is being a penny-pincher and "fattening" your bank account if you're also gradually fattening YOURSELF in the process???
by QuacksO August 14, 2018
Get the penny-wise and pound-foolishmug. Beavers aren't da only ones who can become gnawseated, people can also eventually feel kinda queasy from watching beavers working for too long.
by QuacksO May 26, 2021
Get the gnawseatedmug. Plain old eyecons are fun in and of themselves, but I especially love da animated ones dat humorously blink when you click on them, admiringly/approvingly follow your cursor with their gaze as you move your mouse over to them, etc.
by QuacksO February 15, 2024
Get the eyeconmug. I use a high-flying drone over a nude beach to map out da asstronomy below; naturally, at any given moment I can only reference da positions of folks who currently happen to be lying on their stomachs.
by QuacksO December 22, 2021
Get the asstronomymug. A.k.a. "assholeassin". A hired exterminator of fellow humans who brings about the demise of his marks by behaving like such an intolerable jerk that the stressed-out unfortunate eventually commits suicide in order to escape said obnoxious persecution.
One should take care how he treats his fellow humans --- like they say, you never know what battles someone else is fighting, and so some people could be "pushed over the edge" by even minor;y-upsetting actions/attitudes on the part of another. Many a cranky schoolteacher, headmaster, stepmother/mother-in-law, etc. has been a literal harassassin, often without even being aware of it at the time.
by QuacksO May 06, 2019
Get the harassassinmug.