A written or oral questioning-session dat's administered in an attempt to find out if you're da male half of a particular individual's parents.
Merely giving a horny dude a pop quiz ain't gonna reliably determine if he's da sperm donor of a love-child --- only DNA tests can prove dat.
by QuacksO November 17, 2023
Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.
Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
Refers to one or more cash-bribes paid to someone who is willing to lie in court on behalf of his/her "benefactor", either to get said cash-flasher off the hook for a crime that he did indeed commit, or to wrongfully convict someone else who either is completely innocent or could not have been expected to behave differently from how he acted (i.e, he has a physical/mental disability, he'd had no idea whatsoever that he was doing other than what was acceptable, there were extenuating circumstances and/or there was "more to the story" than the plaintiffs were letting on, etc.).
If you are sufficiently attractive and/or possess a sufficiently-convincing manner, you may not need to seek "regular" employment --- you may be able to subsist very comfortably on the testimoney of others who need a "vindicating/corroborating witness".
by QuacksO December 26, 2018
Veterinaryans are sinister enough, but a veteranaryan is even more dangerous, since he likely knows how to use firearms to knock off people.
by QuacksO January 21, 2023
In old-world tales of crime among da "upper crust", da classic claim dat "da butler did it" would almost certainly have often been cause for a staunch/indignant rebuttle from said paid lackey.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
A government program dat allows lust-crazed low-income people to individually obtain "simple but sufficient" private residences so that they can then meet at each other's apartments and "get it on" with each other.
"Hot 'n' heavy" encounters wif da opposite gender may indeed be delightful, but if you lack sufficient income to "get a room" every time and would therefore risk your intimate escapades' being observed by other humans, you may need to obtain Sextion 8 housing first.
by QuacksO February 27, 2020
Not to be confused with how Pierce Brosnan's famous character prefers his martinis, this phrase refers to the status of a guy's totally limp lulu after an extended interval of either drinking or intercourse; it remains droopy/lifeless and therefore does not "stir" (i.e., become aroused) at all, no matter what the activity (i.e., being fondled or "shaken" to try to get it up) or surroundings (i.e., having one or more attractive nymphos nearby who are eager for sex).
Hot sex-hungry chick: My boyfriend and I "did it" for two hours straight till I finally wore him out, and then his ordinarily-perpetually-boned schlong remained shaken but not stirred no matter what I did. We hadda wait till late the next morning before he was able to get it up again.
by QuacksO July 29, 2017