Definitions by QuacksO

tart liability 

What da hissy-fit-and-beheading-order-prone Queen of Hearts was trying to claim dat da Knave of Hearts had, since his absconding with da royal pastries had supposedly caused her such tremendous emotional distress.

Since da Knave of Hearts had apparently returned da "sweet treats" dat he'd previously taken (Alice sees them on the courtroom table), would his tart liability have been erased?

tart liability by QuacksO March 23, 2025

roamantic 

Describes a "wandering" love-seeker who doesn't "settle down" with one person.

According to legend, Don Juan was quite da roamantic.

roamantic by QuacksO March 23, 2025

infamation 

Facts 'n' stats dat you ask for regarding a person, item, locale, etc. dat is rumored to be of da type dat might not be da wisest to get mixed up with.

Just because you hear negative comments regarding someone/something may not automatically/reliably mean dat you should indeed avoid said controversial entity --- you would want to check da accuracy of said infamation before deciding how to proceed.

infamation by QuacksO March 22, 2025

gnawty 

How some people view beavers when they do things like cut down trees, dam up rivers, and so on.

Da word "beaver" is crude CB lingo for a "willing" lady, so one could describe said reference as being "gnawty" all on its own.

gnawty by QuacksO March 21, 2025

trudgectory 

Da point on da compass towards which ya end up walking.

Bouncing a ball off of solid objects may indeed be fun, but ya ever know what trudgectory ya may hafta go in if said rubbery sphere ricochets to an unintended locale.

trudgectory by QuacksO March 21, 2025

statuetory damages 

What you sue someone for when they created a stone image of you, either because they did so without your permission or said sculpture was of an uncomplimentary design.

Crispin Glover never said dat da "Back To The Future" producers could use his likeness in their sequel-movies, and so he was able to successfully sue them for statuetory damages.

statuetory damages by QuacksO March 21, 2025

Dysart'shria 

A speech-impediment caused by hanging around truck stops for extended periods.

Big-rig drivers from literally anywhere in da country can happen by an interstate roadhouse, and so if you partake of lengthy conversions wif enough of said long-haulers, you'll likely pick up so many assorted accents and dialects dat you'll end up wif a rip-roarin' case of Dysart'shria!

Dysart'shria by QuacksO March 20, 2025