Definitions by QuacksO

mcsorley lacking 

Describes the quantity/quality of judgement possessed/used by the good-natured but slightly-overconfident captain of the Edmund Fitzgerald during its fatal journey in a horrendous storm.

The Captain of da "Big Fitz" may indeed have been "well seasoned" and experienced in Great Lakes navigating, but unfortunately his judgement was mcsorley lacking during the final voyage.

mcsorley lacking by QuacksO October 5, 2018

Barbaray Coast 

A seaside area in Northern Africa in which a majority of the Native women are named Barbara.

If you're comfy with interracial marriage and would like to have a wife named Barbara, there are plenty of chocolate-complexioned cuties with that name on the Barbaray Coast who are currently "looking".

Barbaray Coast by QuacksO October 5, 2018

Yassar Arathin

A little-known relative of the infamous fanatical Palestinian political "heavyweight". Far less militaristic or radical (not to mention a lot less corpulent --- i.e., "fat") than his "black sheep" kinsman, he emigrated to the United States and founded a clinic for helping people lose weight and achieve trim fitness.

Yassar Arathin has enjoyed modest success with his dieting clinic; he has also made a small side-business of helping people decide how to spell the last name of another infamous Arab extremist leader, Muammar Gaddafi (or "Gadhaffi", "Khadaffi", "Quadaffi", etc.).

Yassar Arathin by QuacksO October 5, 2018

Alexander Graham Nobell 

Inventor of da telephone; folks were so grateful to him for dis dat dey named da Peace Prize after him.

Da telephone was an absolute "dynamite" invention, just like da safety-explosive created by Alexander Graham Nobell's nephew, Alfred.

Alexander Graham Nobell by QuacksO October 5, 2018

layatrill 

Not to be confused with the vitamin B17, this alternative-medicine treatment involves a combination of extended periods of rest and listening to bird songs 24/7.

Layatrill is known to have many healing-benefits and zero dangers or side-effects, so I dunno why da FDA is so vigorously opposed to its use in the USA.

layatrill by QuacksO October 4, 2018

pop-out toaster 

Humorous term for a female who gets oreggo very easily.

One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.

pop-out toaster by QuacksO October 4, 2018

Hey, quit followin' me!

A "pretend irritable" remark that you eye-twinklingly snap at a fellow townsperson to humorously say, "Hello again" when you happen to bump into him a second time that day. A variation of this tongue-in-cheek greeting is, "We GOTTA quit meeting like this!"

In "Forever Young", Jamie Lee Curtis;s character smilingly quips, "Hey, quit followin' me!" to Mel Gibson's character on a couple of occasions when she happens upon him while he's merely sitting/lying quietly by himself.

Hey, quit followin' me! by QuacksO October 3, 2018