Definitions by QuacksO

pepilepsy

A nervous muscle-twitching disorder from elevated caffeine-intake.

If ya can get pepilepsy from consuming too many sodas, what would da revved-up condition be from drinking excessive "red, white. and blue" beverage be called... "Pepilepsi"?

pepilepsy by QuacksO February 11, 2020

assalt 

What your taste-buds are subjected to when you unwittingly chomp on a strip of lox when you'd assumed it was merely "regular" filleted salmon.

My crafty brother-in-law loves to prankingly slip "extreme" or "spiked" foods on me (i.e., heavily-spiced, excessive onions or vinegar, alum or teriyaki added, etc.) during our backyard barbecues; I therefore always try to remember to warily test any "unattended" plates of food with my tongue before naively taking a bite, so as not to get assalted.

assalt by QuacksO February 11, 2020

temper-resistant 

Robustly constructed to "shrug off" much of da assorted bashing, kicking, prying, etc. of furiously-impatient individuals who are not obtaining da desired results from da item being pounded on.

Computers can be so frustrating dat they should be extra-sturdily constructed to be at least moderately temper-resistant.

temper-resistant by QuacksO February 10, 2020

stewdio 

An enclosed music/movie-producing location where everyone is always in an uproar.

Filmmaker James Cameron is notorious for his heavy-handed and temperish directing, so I imagine that his filming-locations often have a stewdio-type environment.

stewdio by QuacksO February 10, 2020

pawnzi scheme 

An elaborate "multi-level" plan to cheat others when playing chess.

If someone successfully runs a major swindle and thus makes others feel like one the sixteen identically-shaped playing-pieces in a chess game, I suppose that said cheating-action could be dubbed a "pawnzi scheme", as well.

pawnzi scheme by QuacksO February 10, 2020

ram-ifications 

Da undesirable consequences dat a carnivorous predator will face from da curly-horned male in da ovine herd if said marauding canine/feline gets too close to da ewes and lambs.

Da term "ram-ifications" can also refer to da specs (i.e., diameter, length, pushing-force, etc.) of a hydraulic piston used in a piece of machinery, such as an earth-mover, log-splitter, etc.

ram-ifications by QuacksO February 10, 2020

outliar 

A verbally-dishonest individual who is noticeably different from most of da other forked-tongued humans in a given region or area.

Fletcher Reede became an outliar to his fellow sneaky mealy-mouthed attorneys when he was compelled to speak truthfully due to his son's birthday wish.

outliar by QuacksO February 9, 2020