Definitions by QuacksO
evidentureary
Hiring a good lawyer is wise practice in many legal situations, such as if you cannot speak intelligible words without yer oral inserts in place --- if you wish to present evidentureary evidence clearly and effectively, you should quit "flappin' yer gums" and have an attorney do da yackin' for you.
evidentureary by QuacksO May 18, 2021
roomor
A gossipy tale of "juicy" theory/suspicion dat spreads around among da locals in a certain area if two people "get a room" at a local motel.
paid-up layaway
Refers to da practice of giving da store's clerk your already-rung-up bags of merchandise to hold for you behind da counter, so dat ya can come pick them up later.
Paid-up layaway is a good idea for when you've either (1) car-pooled into da mall with a friend to shop, and thus you do not have immediate/easy access to a vehicle to transport your purchases at da time you bought them, or (2) you've parked a good distance from da shop dat you're currently in, and you've unexpectedly found large quantities of bargain-priced items and/or one or more heavy/bulky pieces of merchandise dat would be too hard to carry or wheel in a cart all da way back to your vehicle. What you do, therefore, is to tie up da shopping-bags' handles to secure da contents, attach paper labels with your name, and leave them with da clerk; dat way, even if a different salesperson is staffing da checkout-counter when you get back to da shop with your vehicle, said new staffperson can just look at da labels on da bags sitting behind da counter, and thus know for sure dat those bags are indeed yours and already paid for, and thus he/she can feel confident and comfy about handing them over to you.
paid-up layaway by QuacksO May 15, 2021
diptheoryia
A serious medical condition caused by da belief dat one or more fellow humans are an unworthy pathetic idiot.
Diptheoryia is an illness dat is often experienced by an individual who is himself of very limited moral and/or intellectual standing, lacks basic motivation or common sense, etc., but who fancies himself superior to many others; arrogant rich-bug types like Tronald Dump come to mind.
diptheoryia by QuacksO May 12, 2021
boobsociation
Da "up-top fun-bubbles" equivalent of "ASSociation"; it refers to either a group of shapely-buxom ladies, or a gathering of folks who really love chest-pillowz, and/or work to preserve da health and appearance of said delightful feminine objects.
Marilyn Monroe and Dolly Parton would be prime mascot-candidates for a nationwide network of boobsociations.
boobsociation by QuacksO May 5, 2021