Definitions by QuacksO

clamity 

An awful event regarding one or more bivalve molluscs.

For a shellfish-lover, not having access to said tasty delicacies would indeed be a major clamity.

clamity by QuacksO May 28, 2021

palominoy 

Refers to regularly-doled-out "buddy payment" expenditures dat occur after a "frisky stallion and mare" couple has separated and thus are no longer "horsing around" with each other.

Da term "palominoy" could also refer to da relinquishing of actual "equine assets" after a divorce or co-habitation breakup --- i.e., one party is obliged to turn over to da other party one or more horses dat he owns as support/recompense for da two-party union's no longer being present.

palominoy by QuacksO May 27, 2021

joulery 

Decorative body-wear dat you really get a "charge" out of because its appearance is really "electrifying".

I wonder if a recovering alcoholic could get a sufficient "buzz" from wearing joulery to sufficiently slake his cravings for liquor till he no longer felt any need for it?

joulery by QuacksO May 27, 2021

abraysive 

Describes da grating-on-yer-ears quality of a donkey's frequent/noisy vocalizations.

Any equine-species lover would enjoy hanging out wif Brighty, but I suppose dat even his wheezy-squeaky "comments" might become abraysive after a while.

abraysive by QuacksO May 27, 2021

gnawseated 

What a beaver gets from accidentally chewing on rotted wood.

Beavers aren't da only ones who can become gnawseated, people can also eventually feel kinda queasy from watching beavers working for too long.

gnawseated by QuacksO May 26, 2021

cowincedence 

A "two things just happening to go down at once" event dat is disturbing, humiliating, etc, and thus causes you to scrunch up your eyelids in response.

Tiffany had finally begun to feel comfy with resting her face on my bare butt, and had actually started to "snuggle up" to me back there, but then in my resulting excitement, I inadvertently "blew a love-puff" right in her face --- what a cranky cowincedence!

cowincedence by QuacksO May 26, 2021

drop-shipping 

Refers to careless package-delivery methods where said parcels receive multiple hard thuds on cement and/or gravel during their journey; sometimes da carrier may not even have da courtesy to actually stop his vehicle to give you your box, but instead will simply toss da package out da door of his van at you as he's whizzing by; extra points if he also propels it off da running-board wif a boot-bunt, for good measure.

Jim Carrey demonstrates da classic act of drop-shipping in da opening moments of "Ace Ventura --- Pet Detective", where he purposely abuses da carton of assorted crockery on its way to da slovenly deadbeat-ex's apartment, resulting in incredibly beat-up cardboard and a harsh rattly jangly sound dat obviously indicates dat everything got broken inside.

drop-shipping by QuacksO May 25, 2021