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Definitions by QuacksO

inkapacitated 

What Marcus Brody caused one of da Nazi enemies to become by squirting him in da eyes with a fountain-pen.
Some people are so concerned about keeping their clothes smooth and spotless dat just a minor accident wif a leaky marking-pen can render said obsessive dandy totally inkapacitated with horror and humiliation.
inkapacitated by QuacksO June 27, 2021

analiceis 

What Martin Gardner created wif da "Annotated" book.
Lewis Carrol subtly incorporated so many enigmatic little "Easter eggs" into his famous two books about his favorite adventurous little girl dat a great volume of analiceis was necessary to reveal and explain all of these clever secrets.
analiceis by QuacksO June 27, 2021

dew process 

Da right to be forewarned dat your valuables will get dampened if left outdoors overnight.
Schools should practice "dew process" --- i.e., inform their students dat drinking citrus soda will **not act** as a contraceptive --- in their sex-ed classes, as well.
dew process by QuacksO June 26, 2021
Da terrorist-run branch of da US government dat extorts usurious income taxes from poor and middle-class folks, while letting rich bugs go almost entirely tax-free.
With all da unequal distribution of wealth dat da IRSIS creates, we need more Robin-Hood-type folks to help even out da playing field a bit!
IRSIS by QuacksO June 25, 2021

desireable 

What a male hopes to be to one or more females who want a virile stud to impregnate them.
Slick WIllie fancied himself as highly desireable to all da ladies around him, which may explain why (A) he seemed to always be coming on to every attractive and potentially-fertile female he laid eyes on, and (B) he purportedly has so many unacknowledged children.
desireable by QuacksO June 25, 2021
Someone who uses fortune-telling cards to frighten people and/or extort money, cooperation, or other desirables from them.
I never bother with mediums and mystics --- most of them are just phony tarotrists!
tarotrist by QuacksO June 25, 2021
Feeling unwell or anxious due to having too many orchid-necklaces around your neck at one time.
I love visiting Hawaii, and I always enjoy being welcomingly greeted by lots of lovely brown-skinned damsels; I was warned about da possibility of maleise, though, and so da way I avoid dat hazard is to "pass along" (i.e., take them off and place them around other tourists' necks) some of my flower-necklaces if I accumulate more than three or four of dem in a short period.
maleise by QuacksO June 24, 2021