Definitions by QuacksO
oral argument
A squabble whereby you require your opponent to give you a blowjob at da same time as he/she is presenting his side of da dispute.
One of da main advantages of an oral argument is dat you don't even hafta listen to your opponent's whiny monologue because he/she unavoidably has his/her mouth --- shall we say --- "otherwise occupied" at da time. What you can then do is to eventually suggest dat said grumbler engage in "regular" sex wif you in order to both satisfy your "pleasure me while telling me your side of da disagreement" stipulation and free up his/her mouth to do da yacking. Naturally he/she may not wish to do so, and thus he/she may just allow you to win said dispute without further debate, since said concession may seem less offensive/upsetting/humiliating than submitting his/her pelvis to you.
oral argument by QuacksO July 2, 2021
Pilmerries
A group of English protestants who wanted a more lighthearted lifestyle and belief-system than their perpetually-straightfaced contemporaries; they therefore set sail across the Atlantic Ocean for da New World, landing at Dodge Rock and establishing a colony there.
Da Pilgrims and Pilmerries also had a group of "middle ground" counterparts (i.e., these folks just wanted to be moderately-cheerful, not going overboard in either direction), known as da "Pilamiables" --- they landed at Chrysler Rock and also established a Mopar-themed settlement.
Pilmerries by QuacksO June 29, 2021
hypocondria
Hypocondria is bad enough, since it often means dat you automatically may not trust anyone who comes to you wif a new proposal or idea. But "hypocondoria" is even more debilitating, in dat it involves a constant fear of being attacked by huge ugly scavenger birds!
hypocondria by QuacksO June 29, 2021
celibration
A gala impromptu "whoopin' it up" shindig dat your buddies throw for you as a congratulation for successfully resisting da "ultimate temptation" during a fun time wif a pretty gal.
Other guys can KEEP their "celibrations" --- I love "doing it" wif an attractive chick, and it feels wonderful, both during da act and afterwards. So why should I give up this devine pleasure just to be eligible for a huge rowdy congratulatory carousal afterwards?? And besides, I can still have just as fun/satisfying a hoot-'n'-holler afterwards in da "you scored with a hot chick!" context, and it would be likely attended by just as many (if not even more!) of my buddies, so I fail to see da true difference or appeal of anything else.
celibration by QuacksO June 29, 2021
cardiopummelnary
Dudes who frequently "score" wif one or more ladies may eventually suffer cardiopummelnary complications if they perform da standard "I's da MAN" braggartly-celebration routine after each "conquest".
cardiopummelnary by QuacksO June 29, 2021