Definitions by QuacksO

magistrait 

A gavel-wielding court official who puts people in asylum-immobilizer garments.

Madea thinks nothing of getting physical during moments of temper, indignation, or resentment, so it might be wise to have a magistrait handle her court-proceedings, just in case things get ugly during testimony or sentencing.

magistrait by QuacksO May 11, 2022

lawdatory 

Commending of rules, police, etc.

I resent being needlessly told what to do, and many legal stipulations are not based on common sense or reality, and so you wouldn't ever catch me saying anything particularly lawdatory!

lawdatory by QuacksO May 11, 2022

stoodire 

Stand-up comedy dat pokes fun at supposedly-virtuous subject-matter.

If STOODire refers to lampooning performed while positioned upright on your feet, then how could SATire still be so effective at getting your audience to guffaw their heads off, since conceivably you would not be able to make such hilarious bodily-gestures while making your oral presentation?

stoodire by QuacksO May 11, 2022

enterprize 

Refers to an endeavor partaken of by an eager stud which involves seeking out da super-desirable "reward" dat's located between a gal's legs, and which he wishes to "go inside of".

Slick Willie apparently wasn't satisfied with just "doing it" with his wife Hillary, and so he was constantly embarked upon a long-term "enterprize" of scoring with any women he met who looked appealing to him.

enterprize by QuacksO May 9, 2022

eggsigency 

An urgent need for cackle-berries.

Da local diner is famous for their awesome breakfast omelettes, and so there is always a potential eggsigency every morning.

eggsigency by QuacksO May 9, 2022

Nitti-gritty 

1: Da minuscule-but-abrasively-hurtful details dat Elliot Ness had to deal with in regards to Al Capone's right-hand-man henchman.
2. Da unpalatable and irritatingly-picky details regarding actual history of whether said smug sleazeball actually performed many of da entertainingly-memorable felonious actions portrayed in da 1987 "The Untouchables" film.

Da wildly-popular "war on liquor" gangster-drama starring Kevin Costner and Robert De Niro may indeed have been exciting and dramatic for its viewers, but if you get right down to da Nitti-gritty of it, da infamous "goon in a white suit" character played by Billy Drago apparently never personally performed hitman-style assassinations as depicted in said movie, nor was he actively involved in much if any actual killing, either.

Nitti-gritty by QuacksO May 9, 2022

fourtunate 

Lucky in some way relating to two squared.

Mushy-hearted bachelor: I'd visited a cute chick to hold hands wif her; as it turned out, I got fourtunate in dat Miss Sweetie-Pie had her blinky-eyed equally-gorgeous best friend over for a visit at da time, as well, and SHE smilingly let me clasp HER soft warm palms, also!

fourtunate by QuacksO May 9, 2022