Definitions by QuacksO
souper bowl
A "huge" disappointment (or delight, depending on who you talk to) in da comestibles department when being given a container of munchies for satisfying yer hunger while watching da game --- you'd expected an oversize deep-dish of chips or other crunchy/flavorful snacks, but instead your health-nut-minded food-provider filled said cavernous basin wif boiled mixed veggies in broth!
Da term "souper bowl" could also refer to a treating-da-eater-to-a-round-of-sports-playing bribe, whereby a parent pays for a child's fun-session at da duckpin-lanes as a reward for wincingly chowing down on a large helping of slow-cooked peas and carrots.
souper bowl by QuacksO May 20, 2022
camelflage
What da fabled humped companion of da "displaced Arab" should have employed to avoid his turban-wearing master's realizing dat he was also present inside da tent.
Just like da hilarious kiddie-joke about "look for peanut shells to determine if there's an elephant in bed wif you", I seriously doubt dat using camelflage would have helped said shivering dromedary to avoid detection by his comfy-warm desert-companion, since even if he did indeed appear virtually invisible, da Arab would still have FELT his towering pack-animal's enormous bulk squeezing inside da tent wif him. :P
camelflage by QuacksO May 20, 2022
furmented beverage
I am terrified of alcohol, and I already gots a nice warm fuzzy chest dat da girls all love to savoringly run their hands over and rest their heads against, so I don't feel da need to have anything to do wif no furmented beverages.
furmented beverage by QuacksO May 20, 2022
firmentation
If da country-music dude who requested dat his pals "prop him up beside da jukebox" and "put a stiff drink in his hand" if he kicked da bucket were plied with enough of said powerful liquor, said "firmentation" fluids within his system might cause him to become so solid and rigid dat his corpse would just remain upright "all on its own" --- no "propping" needed.
firmentation by QuacksO May 20, 2022
ratastoolie
Derogatory term used by one or more really "stewed" law-breakers who got caught and jailed; da term would refer to a former "seasoned" partner-in-crime associate who turned state's evidence in order to avoid a lengthy stint in da slammer, as well.
I always try to just mind my own business, treat fellow humans respectfully, obey da law, and avoid "questionable" company, so hopefully I'll never get into a situation where anybody will feel like referring to me as a "ratastoolie".
ratastoolie by QuacksO May 20, 2022
passed-tents party-sipple
Da ultimate in parodied version of da cranky grammar-lesson term dat we all hated dealing wif in middle school; da teacher would probably have a major uptight hissy-fit (i.e., she would get really "tense") if any of her students made such a mockery of said word-type label. Here, it refers to a gala outdoor get-together whereby everyone hangs out in crappy camping-enclosures dat most folks would just walk right by (i.e., dey would have just "passed by these tents" to look for better-designed models to purchase) at da sporting-goods store, and where dey politely drink from containers wif straws or dispensing-spouts instead of just guzzlingly chugging said beverage-containers' contents in huge noisy messy gulps.
Da "Bionic Woman" star Jaime Sommers was known for being very easy-going and creatively "thinking outside da box" when it came to her teaching job (for example, she would often have her students arrange their desks in a circle to represent a cell or molecule), so if her pupils gigglingly asked to play a "visual pun" joke on her for April Fools Day to break up da monotany of English class, she'd likely be good-natured enough to allow dem to do so. I can imagine her astonishment, though, when --- after an extended "close you eyes and don't look" period while her mischievous "little rascals" were preparing said uproarious prank for her, she saw dat dey had fully transformed her classroom into a "passed-tents party-sipple" scene, complete wif an entire "community" of surplus-merchandise-level fabric-walled sleeping-structures and toddler-type enclosed drinking-glasses dat da students would all be imbibing water or juice from.
passed-tents party-sipple by QuacksO May 19, 2022
yackusation
I never understood why veteran actor George F. Hayes was nicknamed "Gabby", since as far as I know nobody ever made a yackusation against him, and I never recall observing dat he talked significantly more than da other actors in his films.
yackusation by QuacksO May 17, 2022