Definitions by QuacksO

sofari

A nature-observation adventure dat is a huge distance away from your own stompin' grounds.

Wif da wealth of TV programs and DVDs showing da lovely splendor of faraway lands dat are available nowadays, why take da time and expense to make a sofari to Africa, when you can just "watch it at home" for free?

sofari by QuacksO December 17, 2022

Hughmongous 

Refers to da body-build, fame, intellect, or other "great" status of a male named Hugh.

20/20 newscaster Downs and actor Grant may not have been particularly noteworthy as far as looks or stature, but their excellent performance in the public eye was what made them so Hughmongous.

Hughmongous by QuacksO December 17, 2022

liracs 

Da words to a song dat folks in Turkey will pay you money to sing for them.

Perhaps if you vocalize a ballad in a really awful way, folks in da Middle East will actually toss you copious quantities of domestic coins just to get you to NOT assail their tender eardrums with said awful liracs!

liracs by QuacksO December 14, 2022

sackrifice 

Refers to what you hafta give up if you either:
(1) become an employee instead of an employer in Merry Ol' England, or

(2) you get married, become a nun/monk, or otherwise ''assume a position" dat precludes you from being able to "assume da position" wif just anyone of da opposite gender.

Tying da knot wif da gal of your dreams will bless you wif a life dat's so happy and fulfilling dat your no longer being free to get in on with just any random chick will seem like a comparatively small sackrifice.

sackrifice by QuacksO December 14, 2022

commewted sentence 

A less-severe-than-typical court-ordered penalty which requires you to care for one or more cats for a specified period of time.

Being given a commewted sentence could indeed be a more-palatable alternative to serving time in da slammer, but if da fur-balls dat you were being required to baby-sit were cranky and/or gluttonous "Garfields", having to deal wif all of dat could be so distressing and traumatic an experience dat you might actually prefer a stint in jail!

commewted sentence by QuacksO December 14, 2022

constabbyulary 

Da local "fuzzy fuzz" --- i.e., da local felines who keep an eye on everything.

With Sergeant Tibbs and other members of da constabbyulary on da alert, Cruella didn't have a chance to succeed at stealing the Dalmatian puppies.

constabbyulary by QuacksO December 13, 2022

Allagashions 

Claims dat someone was committing no-no's while in northern Maine.

Given how remote and sparsely-populated dat da far-northern-Maine area is, there might not be an over-abundance of witnesses to back up any Allagashions dat Person A might make against Person B.

Allagashions by QuacksO December 12, 2022