Definitions by QuacksO

monlater 

A delayed tropical storm.

Da term "monlater" --- especially if it's spelled "monslater" --- could also mean dat a hot chick is making a horny stud wait till some future time to be allowed access to da delectable "mound of merchandise" located between her legs.

monlater by QuacksO March 18, 2023

stepid 

A non-proper word formed by adding an "s" to da beginning; it's da only one of da four common temperature-designation words dat does not form a "second" proper word when an "s" is added to da front.

Da four "temperature names" wif an "s" added at da beginning: sCOLD, sTEPID, sWARM, sHOT. Da first, third, and fourth names in da list form proper words, but da second one does not.

stepid by QuacksO March 16, 2023

Fed-ex 

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.

Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.

Fed-ex by QuacksO March 16, 2023

turnament

A mass-meeting of wheeled-conveyance operators who compete to see who can steer around curves da most skillfully.

Matt Wetzel and his crew have built a huge tow truck --- dubbed "the world's largest off-road wrecker" --- wif four-wheel steering, so perhaps he might be da winner of a turnament.

turnament by QuacksO March 15, 2023

Drinkwater vs. Pinkwater 

Refers to either a laughter-filled sporting-match between an aging humorist and a pro-football player (both wif da same first name, by da way), or an equally-uproarious round of friendly verbal sparring between said two Daniels.

Depending on whether a "Drinkwater vs. Pinkwater" competition involved muscles or brains, either of them might have a comparable chance of being da winner.

Drinkwater vs. Pinkwater by QuacksO March 15, 2023

Whigwam 

Da traditionally-designed Native-American dwelling-structure where da likes of Paul Revere or Sam Adams would stay overnight if they went to attend pow-wows to negotiate political matters and/or resource-management wif da headdress-wearing members of their countrymen.

A Whigwam would be constructed just like any other traditional Native-American abode; da only difference would be dat it would have an American flag flying from its peak, so dat da villagers would know which dwelling to go to if they needed to speak wif their "white man" visitor.

Whigwam by QuacksO March 15, 2023

volume discount 

A percentage off da standard price dat you are allowed if you ask for it loudly.

If a merchant has a "volume discount" policy whereby he will "match decibels with discounts" --- i.e., if your vocal-level is 25 dB when you ask for a cheaper price, you get 25% off; raising your voice to 30 dB gains you 30% off, etc. --- then da key would be to actually haul in a moderately-powerful PA system wif huge boomy loudspeakers --- or show up wif several of your buddies speaking through high-wattage megaphones --- and really B-L-A-S-T your price-easement request at a HUNDRED decibels... not only might you indeed obtain said products at no charge, but da shop-owner might simply be more than happy to give you da merchandise for free just to get you and your deafeningly-noisy equipment or bullhorn-toting retinue outta his joint!! :P

volume discount by QuacksO March 15, 2023