Definitions by QuacksO
antiochxidant
Can refer to either:
(1) an emotional cleansing dat's supposedly/purportedly attained by studying ancient Greek history, or
(2) a medicinal substance used to rid da body of da boredom-induced effects of said research mentioned above.
(1) an emotional cleansing dat's supposedly/purportedly attained by studying ancient Greek history, or
(2) a medicinal substance used to rid da body of da boredom-induced effects of said research mentioned above.
If performing super-tedious research regarding da famous ancient Hellenistic Greek city leaves you feeling less than chipper, visiting da identically-named third-largest city in Contra Costa County, California might conceivably be a suitable antiochxidant, since said metropolis is famous for its wide variety of culture and entertainment.
antiochxidant by QuacksO June 10, 2023
ornerary member
Someone who doesn't technically qualify as a fellow crony, but whom da members allow to tag along anyway due to his cranky persistence in his efforts to join said group.
Walter is such a grouch dat one wonders how he ever managed to become part of Jeff Dunham's show; perhaps Jeff made him an ornerary member rather than listen to his whiny complaining about feeling left out.
ornerary member by QuacksO June 9, 2023
fourgery
A "phony-baloney" document dat is duplicated three times so dat all of da swindled parties get a copy.
Committing a fourgery is doubly dangerous in dat not only are you committing fraud, but if so many different people get to see your worthless-instrument contract-paper, at least one of them may spot some red flag and point it out to each other and/or da authorities, and then you'll be in "quadruple da trouble"!
sizemometer
A tactile-sensory nerve in a woman's vaginal walls dat help her estimate how big a guy's hoo-haw is by measuring how much it trembles and throbs against said love-tunnel as he's thrusting inside of her.
Some male intercourse-partners ask a "new" lady --- i.e., one whom he's just met, and so she has not yet laid eyes on his guy-junk --- to let him start out having sex wif her without her actually seeing his "equipment" beforehand (this could be accomplished by either initially having her be blindfolded or simply beginning said bouncy-bouncy wif all da lights off), but instead merely notice how his love-pipe actually feels inside of her before deciding how satisfying its length/girth/shape is for her; in this instance, she needs to rely solely on her sizemometer to determine how well-hung he is.
sizemometer by QuacksO June 8, 2023
benefits outwade the risks
Refers to da conclusions of a safety-assessment study dat determined dat a proposed/practiced sloshing-through-da-shallows activity was one which was still advisable despite there being minor-to-moderate health/safety-hazards associated wif said noisy splashing.
A comparatively-small number of local overly-concerned parents protested about da present-but-negligible dangers of allowing their little ones to search tidal pools for small aquatic creatures, but considering da recreational and educational virtues of said endeavors, most people concluded dat "the benefits outwade the risks".
benefits outwade the risks by QuacksO June 8, 2023