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Definitions by QuacksO

You don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside! 

What you eye-twinklingly tell one or more workmen who are hammering/prying away siding and/or timbers on a home or business in preparation to making repairs/renovations.
Anytime I come upon contractors doing outside carpentry work at a home or place of business along da main street downtown, I love jokingly saying to them, "You know, guys --- there IS da FRONT DOOR, if you wanna get in so badly! You could just open da door and walk through; you don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!" I usually get an equally-smart-alecky reply from them, as well, such as, "Oh, we know that, but we wanna be more subtle about our entry!", or "Yeah, we could, but this way is more fun!"

Hell merries 

What you supposedly will be soon experiencing if you don't say your "Hail Marys" now.
I don't bother with ANY religion --- Catholicism or otherwise --- and so I don't worry too much about "Hell merries". I just try to conscientiously follow the Golden Rule, and leave it at that.
Hell merries by QuacksO October 31, 2023

You MOVIN' IN or MOVIN' OUT?

A humorously-lighthearted question dat you smilingly ask of one or more people who are busily traipsing in and out of a house and moving around da front yard carrying large quantities of household items.
You can jokingly ask someone, "You MOVIN' IN or MOVIN' OUT?" during any "major goods-transporting" occasion, even if they are clearly just renovating, spring cleaning, etc.

Shay-kuh, shay-kuh, shay-kuh, shay-kuh! 

Da "uh-uh" response dat someone gives by swiveling their head back and forth several times.
If someone is less than intensely-vehement about declining whatever is being requested/suggested, he may just silently perform da "shay-kuh, shay-kuh, shay-kuh, shay-kuh!" routine, rather than resorting to da more-noisy lips-spluttering dissent like he would if he was acutely distressed/horrified at said proposal.

You've been naughty --- go back to my room! 

What you eye-twinklingly say to someone who's making playfully-suggestive remarks and/or showing off his/her bodily lusciousness, to indicate dat you would like to engage in a hot-'n'-heavy bouncy-bouncy wif him/her.
What you say to someone who's UNDER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to YOUR room!
What you say to someone who's OVER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to MY room!

lowerarchy 

A system or organization having gradually-descending tiers of status, authority, etc.
A lowerarchy would be something like how they do things in Digitopolis --- da less da rank, da more powerful or prestigious you actually are.
lowerarchy by QuacksO October 30, 2023

inlaw outlaw 

A non-biological grandparent, aunt, uncle, cousin, etc. who flouts da rules established by da family dat he's married into, such as feeding da kiddos sweets, not properly guiding/restricting/disciplining them, buying non-essential and/or dangerous/unhealthy items for them and/or giving them money to purchase same themselves, discussing/disclosing "mature" topics and/or private matters/info when verbally interacting with them, etc.
Inlaw outlaws only refer to a misbehaver who's not genetically related to da family within whom he's breaking da rules, but an underminor can be either directly related or not.
inlaw outlaw by QuacksO October 30, 2023