Definitions by QuacksO

odditorium 

Da community theater where weird 'n' wacky entertainment is performed.

Jeff Dunham has some really goofy content in his puppet-show performances, so one would likely need to go to an odditorium to see him, since ordinary "classy 'n' cultured" venues probably wouldn't book his performances.

odditorium by QuacksO December 31, 2023

miner mistake 

Tongue-in-cheek reference to Texaco's seemingly-insignificant error of drilling a 14"-diameter bore-hole into da roof of da Diamond Crystal Salt Company's hacked-out chasm underneath Lake Pigneur; as we all know, though, said comparatively-tiny geological puncture was ANYTHING BUT "miner" --- I mean, minor!

Poking a merely-foot-two-inch-diameter hole into da roof of a hollowed-out salt-cavern may indeed not sound very serious or dangerous, but when you consider dat (1) there was an entire lake on top of said fissure, and (2) da material surrounding said unintended vent was largely composed of readily-dissolvable salt --- which of course would just erode away and thus rapidly make said erroneous orifice progressively bigger --- said "miner mistake" was hardly "small potatoes", after all!!

miner mistake by QuacksO December 31, 2023

Chiknees 

Da nationality of Asian folks who practice da custom of respectfully "getting 50% down" --- i.e., bending your legs at da first joint, so dat you're halfway between standing and sitting on da ground.

I find dat emulating da Chiknees is rather awkward and physically demanding; a 45-degree bow, tip/doff of my hat, or a solemn handshake is more my style when reverently greeting someone.

Chiknees by QuacksO December 31, 2023

lickquid assets 

Cash dat a lady hopes to obtain from a guy by giving him one or more tongue-lolling blowjobs.

Dogs and girls alike seem to think dat they can extract lickquid assets out of mushy-hearted dudes.

lickquid assets by QuacksO December 30, 2023

mirrorcle 

What Alice discovered regarding da powers of da looking-glass in her bedroom.

Considering dat da evil Queen smashed her silvered-glass appearance-checker in crybaby fury when it gave her news dat she didn't like, it was a total mirrorcle dat said reflective visage-viewer could later continue telling her about da relative attractiveness of herself compared to Snow White.

mirrorcle by QuacksO December 30, 2023

evidents 

"Noticeable nicks" dat point towards someone's having damaged an item.

If two vehicles show signs of a collision, and flakes of paint from each vehicle are present on said areas, dat is pretty strong evidents dat they did indeed encounter forcible contact!

evidents by QuacksO December 29, 2023

alphabetic arbitration 

An A-to-Z assortment of petty matters dat hafta be decided in court:
AArbitration: Legal wranglings regarding how long you hafta attend sobriety meetings.
barbitration: Gavel-banging decisions regarding da design of fishing-hooks.
carbitration: (1) What your health-foods-fanatic parents subject you to regarding how sweet/starchy your diet is allowed to be. (2) Da overly-picky/onerous rules dat da DMV dictates to us.
farbitration: Bu**s**t rules regarding longer distances.
garbitration: What snooty grownups foist upon you regarding your clothing choices.
jarbitration: Regulations about glass screw-top containers.
marbitration: Statutes da deal with dents and scratches in an objects paint/finish.
parbitration: What Goldfinger would have liked to take his "wrong-ball game-forfeiture" disappointment with James Bond to.
tarbitration: Legal proceedings regarding either tobacco by-products or da sticky messy goo dat they seal roofs with.
warbitration: What two opposing armies eventually resort to when they see dat they are too closely matched for one of da other to win their battle.

Additional alphabetic arbitration terms are possible is you alter da spellings slightly:
arbortration: Laws governing either drill/lathe-mandrels of vertical-frame landscaping.
barbertration: Stipulations on when/how you can get a haircut.
Farbertration: Dictates what kitchen gadgets may be used.
harbortration: Stupid rules governing a safe anchorage.

alphabetic arbitration by QuacksO December 29, 2023