Qinhlerjano's definitions
John who had just bought weed and had his first try was disappointed to realize he was scammed out of his money since the weed he bought were thnead.
by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019
Get the Thneadmug. Someone who is being really insensitive or rude pretending to not know it. They pretend to be ignorant since they know you'll be more annoyed if you think that they don't know what they're saying/doing is wrong. Also 1. Zhërooxhjën isn't a real word (obviously) and 2. it's pronounced "zshEroojgyEn"
Zhërooxhjëns are basically just upgraded Karens since they know what they're saying/doing is bad so they can manipulate the situation to make what they're saying/doing even worse
by Qinhlerjano November 27, 2019
Get the Zhërooxhjënmug. Someone who can't be trusted or, on rare occasions, even be talked to. This can be of a bad history, first impression, or even because of someone's beliefs. The word came from the Taipan, the most deadly snake in the world, with both of them being untrustworthy, unwanted, and unsafe.
John was considered Taipen by his friends because of his history eating the children of meerkats in Africa.
by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019
Get the Taipenmug. The act of selling or getting sold illegal drugs that are laced with enough Cyanide to kill. It gets its name from how people would usually get scammed of their life by their dealer telling them they had some extra left over the previous night and would give a discount for the drugs left over. A discount which would be the equivalent of selling the drugs for a CENT.
by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019
Get the Centale Scammug. It's basically when you say "Me am I, I am Me" so many times you descend to another level of life. For every week you say "Me am I, I am Me" you gain 1 IQ which is why people like Aristurtle were so smart. A common perk of becoming a top-tier Philosopher is that you become a Kung-Fu master and also a turtle.
Guy 1 - Have you watched the movie Kung-Fu Bear yet. The Urugway guy said "Me am I, I am Me" so many times he became a Kung-Fu master! Now THAT is philosophy at its fullest. I mean, he became a TURTLE, a literal TURTLE.
Guy 2 - Yeah dude, I know. Have you watched the new premier of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles? The producer thought that maybe people weren't watching the show because most of the people that did watch it are now adults, so it's now "Middle- Aged Depressed Mutant Turtles. I'm Pretty sure the turtles became Ninjas because they did that too.
Guy 1 - Wait, IS THAT MY DA... oh wait it's just a turtle.
Guy 2 - Well ok the...
Guy 1 - WAIT DAD
Guy 2 - Yeah dude, I know. Have you watched the new premier of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles? The producer thought that maybe people weren't watching the show because most of the people that did watch it are now adults, so it's now "Middle- Aged Depressed Mutant Turtles. I'm Pretty sure the turtles became Ninjas because they did that too.
Guy 1 - Wait, IS THAT MY DA... oh wait it's just a turtle.
Guy 2 - Well ok the...
Guy 1 - WAIT DAD
by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019
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ßøåtį 07
by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019
Get the ßøåtį 07mug. What Russia was originally called during it's "led by viking kings" era. It was called Kiev'n Rus because of its capital being Kiev and the slavs there being called the "rus" which eventually evolved into Russia. Kiev'n Rus was formed when viking warlords wanted to expand their kingdoms, and some powerful vikings decided to go more east. There, the slavic people were glad since for a lot of time they didn't have a leader, but now with the vikings, they could crown a king, or more specifically a grand duke which is how Kiev'n Rus came to be.
Hey Khan, I heard of this place called Kiev'n Rus which is just on our borders, think we should invade? I mean, what are the chances a bunch of horseless slavs could defeat our armies of tens of thousands?
by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019
Get the Kiev'n Rusmug.