Qinhlerjano's definitions

o

how am I supposed to define a letter

Dan: "o"

by Qinhlerjano November 27, 2019

Coka Cokla

Coca Cola except instead of sugar, it's a mix of Cocaine, powdered Ecstasy, Ketamine, and Crystal Meth.

Hey Bob, down for a bottle of Coka Cokla tonight?

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019

Himalayan Sea Salt

Code name for Cocaine

Ay want some Himalayan sea salt?

Sure pal, how much it'll be?

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019

Philosophy

It's basically when you say "Me am I, I am Me" so many times you descend to another level of life. For every week you say "Me am I, I am Me" you gain 1 IQ which is why people like Aristurtle were so smart. A common perk of becoming a top-tier Philosopher is that you become a Kung-Fu master and also a turtle.

Guy 1 - Have you watched the movie Kung-Fu Bear yet. The Urugway guy said "Me am I, I am Me" so many times he became a Kung-Fu master! Now THAT is philosophy at its fullest. I mean, he became a TURTLE, a literal TURTLE.

Guy 2 - Yeah dude, I know. Have you watched the new premier of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles? The producer thought that maybe people weren't watching the show because most of the people that did watch it are now adults, so it's now "Middle- Aged Depressed Mutant Turtles. I'm Pretty sure the turtles became Ninjas because they did that too.

Guy 1 - Wait, IS THAT MY DA... oh wait it's just a turtle.

Guy 2 - Well ok the...

Guy 1 - WAIT DAD

by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019

Smokin Pot'o Gol

When you sprinkle coke on high quality Marijuana, then light it on fire and snort in the smoke.

John and Bob both had a Smokin Pot'o Gol the other day and the effect of it was still on them.

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019

Centale Scam

The act of selling or getting sold illegal drugs that are laced with enough Cyanide to kill. It gets its name from how people would usually get scammed of their life by their dealer telling them they had some extra left over the previous night and would give a discount for the drugs left over. A discount which would be the equivalent of selling the drugs for a CENT.

John had heard of people who had fell for the centale scam before, but he took his chances.

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019

Thnead

Weed or Marijuana that has been sucked dry of it's THC.

John who had just bought weed and had his first try was disappointed to realize he was scammed out of his money since the weed he bought were thnead.

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019