Qinhlerjano's definitions

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random

This is truly random

by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019

o

how am I supposed to define a letter

Dan: "o"

by Qinhlerjano November 27, 2019

ха ха ха

How to laugh the Russian way

American Bob: Ha Ha Ha Russian John: ха ха ха

by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019

Piutcin Cookie

A cookie which has liquified Cocaine and Ketamine injected inside of it, and on some occasions, also with Heroine. The cookie would resemble a chocolate chip cookie, but instead of the chocolate being chocolate, it would be balls of pure Marijuana with brown food coloring.

Hey, Don, want a piutcin cookie, I’ll give it to you for 20% off if you buy it right now.

by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019

Thnead

Weed or Marijuana that has been sucked dry of it's THC.

John who had just bought weed and had his first try was disappointed to realize he was scammed out of his money since the weed he bought were thnead.

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019

Philosophy

It's basically when you say "Me am I, I am Me" so many times you descend to another level of life. For every week you say "Me am I, I am Me" you gain 1 IQ which is why people like Aristurtle were so smart. A common perk of becoming a top-tier Philosopher is that you become a Kung-Fu master and also a turtle.

Guy 1 - Have you watched the movie Kung-Fu Bear yet. The Urugway guy said "Me am I, I am Me" so many times he became a Kung-Fu master! Now THAT is philosophy at its fullest. I mean, he became a TURTLE, a literal TURTLE.

Guy 2 - Yeah dude, I know. Have you watched the new premier of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles? The producer thought that maybe people weren't watching the show because most of the people that did watch it are now adults, so it's now "Middle- Aged Depressed Mutant Turtles. I'm Pretty sure the turtles became Ninjas because they did that too.

Guy 1 - Wait, IS THAT MY DA... oh wait it's just a turtle.

Guy 2 - Well ok the...

Guy 1 - WAIT DAD

by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019

Smokin Pot'o Gol

When you sprinkle coke on high quality Marijuana, then light it on fire and snort in the smoke.

John and Bob both had a Smokin Pot'o Gol the other day and the effect of it was still on them.

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019