Coka Cokla

Coca Cola except instead of sugar, it's a mix of Cocaine, powdered Ecstasy, Ketamine, and Crystal Meth.

Hey Josh, down for a Coka Cokla later?

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019

Coka Cokla

Coca Cola except instead of sugar, it's a mix of Cocaine, powdered Ecstasy, Ketamine, and Crystal Meth.

Hey Bob, down for a bottle of Coka Cokla tonight?

by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019

Taipen

Someone who can't be trusted or, on rare occasions, even be talked to. This can be of a bad history, first impression, or even because of someone's beliefs. The word came from the Taipan, the most deadly snake in the world, with both of them being untrustworthy, unwanted, and unsafe.

John was considered Taipen by his friends because of his history eating the children of meerkats in Africa.

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019

Ëqoo

The Albanian way to sneeze. Pronounced (Echoo)

American Bob : "Achoo" Albanian Bob : "Ëqoo)

by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019

Smokin Pot'o Gol

When you sprinkle coke on high quality Marijuana, then light it on fire and snort in the smoke.

John and Bob both had a Smokin Pot'o Gol the other day and the effect of it was still on them.

by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019

Philosophy

It's basically when you say "Me am I, I am Me" so many times you descend to another level of life. For every week you say "Me am I, I am Me" you gain 1 IQ which is why people like Aristurtle were so smart. A common perk of becoming a top-tier Philosopher is that you become a Kung-Fu master and also a turtle.

Guy 1 - Have you watched the movie Kung-Fu Bear yet. The Urugway guy said "Me am I, I am Me" so many times he became a Kung-Fu master! Now THAT is philosophy at its fullest. I mean, he became a TURTLE, a literal TURTLE.

Guy 2 - Yeah dude, I know. Have you watched the new premier of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles? The producer thought that maybe people weren't watching the show because most of the people that did watch it are now adults, so it's now "Middle- Aged Depressed Mutant Turtles. I'm Pretty sure the turtles became Ninjas because they did that too.

Guy 1 - Wait, IS THAT MY DA... oh wait it's just a turtle.

Guy 2 - Well ok the...

Guy 1 - WAIT DAD

by Qinhlerjano December 01, 2019

Himalayan Sea Salt

Code name for Cocaine

Ay want some Himalayan sea salt?

Sure pal, how much it'll be?

by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019