26 definitions by Qinhlerjano
John who had just bought weed and had his first try was disappointed to realize he was scammed out of his money since the weed he bought were thnead.
by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019
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by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019
Coca Cola except instead of sugar, it's a mix of Cocaine, powdered Ecstasy, Ketamine, and Crystal Meth.
by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019
Coca Cola except instead of sugar, it's a mix of Cocaine, powdered Ecstasy, Ketamine, and Crystal Meth.
by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019
Someone who can't be trusted or, on rare occasions, even be talked to. This can be of a bad history, first impression, or even because of someone's beliefs. The word came from the Taipan, the most deadly snake in the world, with both of them being untrustworthy, unwanted, and unsafe.
John was considered Taipen by his friends because of his history eating the children of meerkats in Africa.
by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019
by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019
It's basically when you say "Me am I, I am Me" so many times you descend to another level of life. For every week you say "Me am I, I am Me" you gain 1 IQ which is why people like Aristurtle were so smart. A common perk of becoming a top-tier Philosopher is that you become a Kung-Fu master and also a turtle.
Guy 1 - Have you watched the movie Kung-Fu Bear yet. The Urugway guy said "Me am I, I am Me" so many times he became a Kung-Fu master! Now THAT is philosophy at its fullest. I mean, he became a TURTLE, a literal TURTLE.
Guy 2 - Yeah dude, I know. Have you watched the new premier of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles? The producer thought that maybe people weren't watching the show because most of the people that did watch it are now adults, so it's now "Middle- Aged Depressed Mutant Turtles. I'm Pretty sure the turtles became Ninjas because they did that too.
Guy 1 - Wait, IS THAT MY DA... oh wait it's just a turtle.
Guy 2 - Well ok the...
Guy 1 - WAIT DAD
Guy 2 - Yeah dude, I know. Have you watched the new premier of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles? The producer thought that maybe people weren't watching the show because most of the people that did watch it are now adults, so it's now "Middle- Aged Depressed Mutant Turtles. I'm Pretty sure the turtles became Ninjas because they did that too.
Guy 1 - Wait, IS THAT MY DA... oh wait it's just a turtle.
Guy 2 - Well ok the...
Guy 1 - WAIT DAD
by Qinhlerjano December 1, 2019