Qinhlerjano's definitions

Piutcin Cookie

A cookie which has liquified Cocaine and Ketamine injected inside of it, and on some occasions, also with Heroine. The cookie would resemble a chocolate chip cookie, but instead of the chocolate being chocolate, it would be balls of pure Marijuana with brown food coloring.

Hey, Don, want a piutcin cookie, I’ll give it to you for 20% off if you buy it right now.

by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019

Philosophy

It's basically when you say "Me am I, I am Me" so many times you descend to another level of life. For every week you say "Me am I, I am Me" you gain 1 IQ which is why people like Aristurtle were so smart. A common perk of becoming a top-tier Philosopher is that you become a Kung-Fu master and also a turtle.

Guy 1 - Have you watched the movie Kung-Fu Bear yet. The Urugway guy said "Me am I, I am Me" so many times he became a Kung-Fu master! Now THAT is philosophy at its fullest. I mean, he became a TURTLE, a literal TURTLE.

Guy 2 - Yeah dude, I know. Have you watched the new premier of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles? The producer thought that maybe people weren't watching the show because most of the people that did watch it are now adults, so it's now "Middle- Aged Depressed Mutant Turtles. I'm Pretty sure the turtles became Ninjas because they did that too.

Guy 1 - Wait, IS THAT MY DA... oh wait it's just a turtle.

Guy 2 - Well ok the...

Guy 1 - WAIT DAD

by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019

Taipen

Someone who can't be trusted or, on rare occasions, even be talked to. This can be of a bad history, first impression, or even because of someone's beliefs. The word came from the Taipan, the most deadly snake in the world, with both of them being untrustworthy, unwanted, and unsafe.

John was considered Taipen by his friends because of his history eating the children of meerkats in Africa.

by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019

Zhërooxhjën

Someone who is being really insensitive or rude pretending to not know it. They pretend to be ignorant since they know you'll be more annoyed if you think that they don't know what they're saying/doing is wrong. Also 1. Zhërooxhjën isn't a real word (obviously) and 2. it's pronounced "zshEroojgyEn"

Zhërooxhjëns are basically just upgraded Karens since they know what they're saying/doing is bad so they can manipulate the situation to make what they're saying/doing even worse

by Qinhlerjano November 27, 2019

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The face you make when you accidentally burn your house down because of a Hotpocket.

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by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019

Smokin Pot'o Gol

When you sprinkle coke on high quality Marijuana, then light it on fire and snort in the smoke.

John and Bob both had a Smokin Pot'o Gol the other day and the effect of it was still on them.

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019

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by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019