Qinhlerjano's definitions

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The face you make when you accidentally burn your house down because of a Hotpocket.

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by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019

Smokin Pot'o Gol

When you sprinkle coke on high quality Marijuana, then light it on fire and snort in the smoke.

John and Bob both had a Smokin Pot'o Gol the other day and the effect of it was still on them.

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019

Kiev'n Rus

What Russia was originally called during it's "led by viking kings" era. It was called Kiev'n Rus because of its capital being Kiev and the slavs there being called the "rus" which eventually evolved into Russia. Kiev'n Rus was formed when viking warlords wanted to expand their kingdoms, and some powerful vikings decided to go more east. There, the slavic people were glad since for a lot of time they didn't have a leader, but now with the vikings, they could crown a king, or more specifically a grand duke which is how Kiev'n Rus came to be.

Hey Khan, I heard of this place called Kiev'n Rus which is just on our borders, think we should invade? I mean, what are the chances a bunch of horseless slavs could defeat our armies of tens of thousands?

by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019

Philosophy

It's basically when you say "Me am I, I am Me" so many times you descend to another level of life. For every week you say "Me am I, I am Me" you gain 1 IQ which is why people like Aristurtle were so smart. A common perk of becoming a top-tier Philosopher is that you become a Kung-Fu master and also a turtle.

Guy 1 - Have you watched the movie Kung-Fu Bear yet. The Urugway guy said "Me am I, I am Me" so many times he became a Kung-Fu master! Now THAT is philosophy at its fullest. I mean, he became a TURTLE, a literal TURTLE.

Guy 2 - Yeah dude, I know. Have you watched the new premier of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles? The producer thought that maybe people weren't watching the show because most of the people that did watch it are now adults, so it's now "Middle- Aged Depressed Mutant Turtles. I'm Pretty sure the turtles became Ninjas because they did that too.

Guy 1 - Wait, IS THAT MY DA... oh wait it's just a turtle.

Guy 2 - Well ok the...

Guy 1 - WAIT DAD

by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019

Centale Scam

The act of selling or getting sold illegal drugs that are laced with enough Cyanide to kill. It gets its name from how people would usually get scammed of their life by their dealer telling them they had some extra left over the previous night and would give a discount for the drugs left over. A discount which would be the equivalent of selling the drugs for a CENT.

John had heard of people who had fell for the centale scam before, but he took his chances.

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019

Coka Cokla

Coca Cola except instead of sugar, it's a mix of Cocaine, powdered Ecstasy, Ketamine, and Crystal Meth.

Hey Josh, down for a Coka Cokla later?

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019

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by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019