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Piutcin Cookie

A cookie which has liquified Cocaine and Ketamine injected inside of it, and on some occasions, also with Heroine. The cookie would resemble a chocolate chip cookie, but instead of the chocolate being chocolate, it would be balls of pure Marijuana with brown food coloring.
Hey, Don, want a piutcin cookie, I’ll give it to you for 20% off if you buy it right now.
by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019
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ха ха ха

American Bob: Ha Ha Ha Russian John: ха ха ха
by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019
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Zhërooxhjën

Someone who is being really insensitive or rude pretending to not know it. They pretend to be ignorant since they know you'll be more annoyed if you think that they don't know what they're saying/doing is wrong. Also 1. Zhërooxhjën isn't a real word (obviously) and 2. it's pronounced "zshEroojgyEn"
Zhërooxhjëns are basically just upgraded Karens since they know what they're saying/doing is bad so they can manipulate the situation to make what they're saying/doing even worse
by Qinhlerjano November 27, 2019
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Taipen

Someone who can't be trusted or, on rare occasions, even be talked to. This can be of a bad history, first impression, or even because of someone's beliefs. The word came from the Taipan, the most deadly snake in the world, with both of them being untrustworthy, unwanted, and unsafe.
John was considered Taipen by his friends because of his history eating the children of meerkats in Africa.
by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019
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Reijgrwë

An undeserved runt/bad person who doesn't deserve much if not all of the backlash from people. Someone can become a reijgrwë by doing something bad, making a big mistake, being underestimated by first impressions, or even by just being unfunny. Also I know your wondering this, so reijgrwë is pronounced "reiYguhrwE".
Just because John had accidentally shot Toms grandpa with a pistol, everybody considered him a horrible person, which John thought was harsh and though of himself as only a Reijgrwë
by Qinhlerjano November 27, 2019
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Smokin Pot'o Gol

When you sprinkle coke on high quality Marijuana, then light it on fire and snort in the smoke.
John and Bob both had a Smokin Pot'o Gol the other day and the effect of it was still on them.
by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019
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Yikes Joke

A joke which makes other people go "YIKES". That's the jokes only purpose, not to be good or funny, but to make people go yikes.
*The following jokes are not supposed to offend anyone and are mostly comprised of yo mamma jokes

Yo mamma so Arabic, whenever she sees pirate movies and someone says "Bombs ahead" she instinctively yells out "ALLAH AKBAR"

Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, the only times she ever sees America is on terrorist missions.

Yo mamma so German when she sees a Jew she farts whispering "gas the Jews"

Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern whenever she tries to say "Obama" she always says the "b" as an "s"

Yo mamma so American, she called 911 when her shadow wasn't white

Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when someone told her to call 911 for an emergency, she contacted the leader of ISIS to call in Kamikaze attacks the next September

Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when she's on a plane she always remembers to pack crowbar

Yo mamma so Pakistani, when she learned about tallies and how they help you with math in school, she wrote the definition of tally on a test by adding a "ban" to it and writing "A group of smart people in Pakistan which are trying to take down all the bad countries and make the world a better place.

Yo mamma so German, whenever she see's a Jew she (this joke is literally to bad for me to write down, and same with the American joke I was also going to write down. The joke was going to be about schools so you know what kind of yikes joke it was gonna be)
by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019
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