Qinhlerjano's definitions

Reijgrwë

An undeserved runt/bad person who doesn't deserve much if not all of the backlash from people. Someone can become a reijgrwë by doing something bad, making a big mistake, being underestimated by first impressions, or even by just being unfunny. Also I know your wondering this, so reijgrwë is pronounced "reiYguhrwE".

Just because John had accidentally shot Toms grandpa with a pistol, everybody considered him a horrible person, which John thought was harsh and though of himself as only a Reijgrwë

by Qinhlerjano November 27, 2019

Yikes Joke

A joke which makes other people go "YIKES". That's the jokes only purpose, not to be good or funny, but to make people go yikes.

*The following jokes are not supposed to offend anyone and are mostly comprised of yo mamma jokes

Yo mamma so Arabic, whenever she sees pirate movies and someone says "Bombs ahead" she instinctively yells out "ALLAH AKBAR"

Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, the only times she ever sees America is on terrorist missions.

Yo mamma so German when she sees a Jew she farts whispering "gas the Jews"

Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern whenever she tries to say "Obama" she always says the "b" as an "s"

Yo mamma so American, she called 911 when her shadow wasn't white

Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when someone told her to call 911 for an emergency, she contacted the leader of ISIS to call in Kamikaze attacks the next September

Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when she's on a plane she always remembers to pack crowbar

Yo mamma so Pakistani, when she learned about tallies and how they help you with math in school, she wrote the definition of tally on a test by adding a "ban" to it and writing "A group of smart people in Pakistan which are trying to take down all the bad countries and make the world a better place.

Yo mamma so German, whenever she see's a Jew she (this joke is literally to bad for me to write down, and same with the American joke I was also going to write down. The joke was going to be about schools so you know what kind of yikes joke it was gonna be)

by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019

Centale Scam

The act of selling or getting sold illegal drugs that are laced with enough Cyanide to kill. It gets its name from how people would usually get scammed of their life by their dealer telling them they had some extra left over the previous night and would give a discount for the drugs left over. A discount which would be the equivalent of selling the drugs for a CENT.

John had heard of people who had fell for the centale scam before, but he took his chances.

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019

Philosophy

It's basically when you say "Me am I, I am Me" so many times you descend to another level of life. For every week you say "Me am I, I am Me" you gain 1 IQ which is why people like Aristurtle were so smart. A common perk of becoming a top-tier Philosopher is that you become a Kung-Fu master and also a turtle.

Guy 1 - Have you watched the movie Kung-Fu Bear yet. The Urugway guy said "Me am I, I am Me" so many times he became a Kung-Fu master! Now THAT is philosophy at its fullest. I mean, he became a TURTLE, a literal TURTLE.

Guy 2 - Yeah dude, I know. Have you watched the new premier of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles? The producer thought that maybe people weren't watching the show because most of the people that did watch it are now adults, so it's now "Middle- Aged Depressed Mutant Turtles. I'm Pretty sure the turtles became Ninjas because they did that too.

Guy 1 - Wait, IS THAT MY DA... oh wait it's just a turtle.

Guy 2 - Well ok the...

Guy 1 - WAIT DAD

by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019

Smokin Pot'o Gol

When you sprinkle coke on high quality Marijuana, then light it on fire and snort in the smoke.

John and Bob both had a Smokin Pot'o Gol the other day and the effect of it was still on them.

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019

Kiev'n Rus

What Russia was originally called during it's "led by viking kings" era. It was called Kiev'n Rus because of its capital being Kiev and the slavs there being called the "rus" which eventually evolved into Russia. Kiev'n Rus was formed when viking warlords wanted to expand their kingdoms, and some powerful vikings decided to go more east. There, the slavic people were glad since for a lot of time they didn't have a leader, but now with the vikings, they could crown a king, or more specifically a grand duke which is how Kiev'n Rus came to be.

Hey Khan, I heard of this place called Kiev'n Rus which is just on our borders, think we should invade? I mean, what are the chances a bunch of horseless slavs could defeat our armies of tens of thousands?

by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019

Phyctin Brownie

A brownie laced with some kind of psychedelic drug/drugs with some cocaine sprinkled on top. This can also be served on a plate with pure cannabis leaves spread around it in a circle with Heroin injected in the leaves and powdered ecstasy all over, which is called a "Brownie'o nights". It's called this because the effect of the brownie can last up to nights at most.

The effect the phyctin brownie had on Josh had lasted him an entire week.

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019