cpu

Central Processing Unit.

A CPU is basically the brains of your computer. Without a CPU, your computer would be an expensive paperweight.

I'm still running an Intel Celeron 500MHz CPU.

by Qbert October 29, 2003

need some wood?

A sexual reference. It could mean the same as "Want to get it on?", or something to that effect.

Guy: Need some wood, baby?
Girl: Sure!

by Qbert November 02, 2004

java

The bastard child of C++ that nobody wants.

Look at that Java written application. It's so slow and resource consuming...

by Qbert June 29, 2005

winmx

A high quality internet file sharing program developed by Frontcode Technologies. WinMX is a good program for downloading mp3 files, software, movies, and all other types of useful data files.

Some users on the WinMX networks are bastards. They disconnect you even if you are sharing 700+ files!

Guy 1: Sweet merciful crap! You got Windows Longhorn!?! Where the hell did you get that?!!?

Guy 2: Off of WinMX...

by Qbert February 27, 2004

Back In Black

An AC/DC album. "Back In Black" is one of the greatest hard rock albums of all time.

AC/DC's "Back In Black" kicks the shit out of any music made today!

by Qbert October 29, 2003

HMO

A group insurance that entitles members to services of participating hospitals and clinics and physicians.

The employess at my HMO are a bunch of homos.

by qbert February 05, 2004

honda

The Ultimate Ricer Machine.

Look at Carlos ricing up his Honda Accord.

by Qbert October 24, 2004