Urban Dictionary: Definitions by PutterBeanut

bung

Past tense of "bang"

bung by PutterBeanut January 20, 2023

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Deliciously accepting the resemblance of a Chick Fil A drive-thru.

Girl: I was just SO fobangled when I saw it!!
Guy: Bro come on already do you want the chicken sandwich or not?

Fobangled by PutterBeanut September 19, 2022

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The act of completely sucking a dong dry even after slobbering it up.

Babe! I told you not to guzzle me for TOO long! You know that shit hurts!

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The act of being so surprised that the penis gets erect but only 2 inches, this is extremely rare in young and older males

Wow! My teacher was befundled by my absence!

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An unusual citizen who resembles the late son of Johnny Sins but has an absurdly colossal bone in his pants

You're being a real Demarquebious right now!

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The forceful molestation of the left areola

Fuck me! John has been such a titty witter recently!

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The act of a baby bunny being forcefully penetrated by a 70-year-old man (uncircumcised) in a freezer

Dude! I can't BELIEVE how long it took me to girbulate your bunny.

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